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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2013, 05:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 25, 2013, 05:38:32 PM
It's just as well. Not sure I want nightmares tonight.  :lmao:
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2013, 06:11:33 PM »
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2013, 06:16:39 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 25, 2013, 02:39:38 PM
I need some help on this, because the imagination's not vivid enough.

Here, you got a woman, a femme, a member of the female race, who plays the role of the "husband" in a "marriage" with an older, equally heavy but somewhat meek and gentle, woman.

What sorts of problems might she be having?

Frank, I don't think any normal persons imagination is vivid enough to even scratch the suface of what is inside she/its mind.

Not sure you would want to go there if you could, I know I sure as heck don't/wouldn't.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2013, 06:59:47 PM »
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I will brave the hour-long six mile commute to get to Jane. I need serious help.
 

Finally.  The truth.

No, what you really want is someone to do it for you.  Someone to pay for it for you.  Someone to do the work, so you can take credit.  You want the ability to be compensated for being a moronic, useless spud.  You are a waste of human flesh failure who, somehow, deems themself able and qualified to tell other people (who do not require therapy, BTW) how they should live, how they should think and how they should act.

You are an idiot.  

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hour-long six mile commute

Oh  :bawl: .  I have humped, rucked up, that.  Sounds like a blue hell-hole to me.

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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2013, 07:17:39 PM »
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She looks like she's ready to devour her wife.

DUmmy stevenumbers would hit both of them.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2013, 07:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 25, 2013, 05:14:11 PM
Isn't a regular walking pace about 5 miles/hour? I seem to remember this odd fact from grade school.

If it was, it's not anymore.  My walking pace is ~4.5 miles/hour, and it seems like I speed past almost everybody else.    
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2013, 07:52:17 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on April 25, 2013, 07:18:22 PM
If it was, it's not anymore.  My walking pace is ~4.5 miles/hour, and it seems like I speed past almost everybody else.    

I think the average walking pace is 3-4 miles per hour.  Walking to the appointment would take a bit longer, but the fresh air and exercise would probably help with whatever mental or physical health problems she is having.  A bicycle could probably get her there in half the time of her "commute."
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2013, 09:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 25, 2013, 05:14:11 PM
Isn't a regular walking pace about 5 miles/hour? I seem to remember this odd fact from grade school.

Its closer to 3.5.. - 5MPH would make you one of those 'power walkers'. -Much faster than that, and you'll be jogging.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2013, 01:36:16 AM »
Quote from: miskie on April 25, 2013, 09:00:29 PM
Its closer to 3.5.. - 5MPH would make you one of those 'power walkers'. -Much faster than that, and you'll be jogging.

I don't think that jogging would be a good idea in this case - might cause an earthquake.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2013, 04:06:12 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2013, 05:31:19 PM
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! MY EYES......MY BRAIN......the dude at the bottom of the page.....now I need therapy.

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I like leather, but on my FEET and HANDS, not THERE!!!!    :puke:
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2013, 04:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on April 26, 2013, 01:36:16 AM
I don't think that jogging would be a good idea in this case - might cause an earthquake.

Definately register on the Richter scale in a crack some plaster, rattle some windows kind of way.

Leave footprints IN the sidewalk.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2013, 07:17:21 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 25, 2013, 05:01:21 PM
As a public service for the Good of Humanity, this:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81827.1980.html

Page 133, comment #1990.

I had to really dig through all those pictures to find it; it was a lot of digging.

Now, someone dare tell me that the leer on Big Bertha's face in that "wedding" photograph isn't pure lust and domination.  She looks like she's ready to devour her wife.

Ew.

Frank, that was my second time looking at the picture, and I just realized I have spotted the BV primitive in real life.  It's been a few years, but I saw her at a restaraunt in Waldorf, MD.  I'm almost certain. 
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2013, 10:12:37 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 25, 2013, 02:32:31 PM
Well, I for one will admit I'm intensely curious as to what her problem is, what caused a "meltdown."

Maybe the subway cat turned down her advances.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2013, 11:23:58 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 25, 2013, 02:39:38 PM
I need some help on this, because the imagination's not vivid enough.

Here, you got a woman, a femme, a member of the female race, who plays the role of the "husband" in a "marriage" with an older, equally heavy but somewhat meek and gentle, woman.

What sorts of problems might she be having?

Penis envy.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2013, 01:37:13 PM »
I had no idea Datasuspect was into that sort of thing.  Gah!
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2013, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 25, 2013, 12:53:53 PM
One of the joys of the so much loved public transportation.  Wasting the time to get where you're going.



That is the first thing I thought.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2013, 09:45:27 PM »
Just stumbled across this. Maybe has something to do with the fat lesbo's meltdown.
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What do you suggest besides AA? I don't believe in some higher power. (Seriously, don't come back with AA. )
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1144875


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8. You know what? I don't remember posting this thread.
What does that tell you?
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2013, 09:56:05 PM »
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8. You know what? I don't remember posting this thread.
What does that tell you?

that tells me you're an alcoholic, and AA is the best chance to get help.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2013, 06:58:15 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 01, 2013, 09:56:05 PM
that tells me you're an alcoholic, and AA is the best chance to get help.

As someone who just went over 3 1/2 years sober, I wholeheartedly agree with you.

H5 for the answer, BTW.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2013, 10:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on April 26, 2013, 07:17:21 AM
Frank, that was my second time looking at the picture, and I just realized I have spotted the BV primitive in real life.  It's been a few years, but I saw her at a restaraunt in Waldorf, MD.  I'm almost certain. 

You probably did -- (s)he lives in MD.
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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2013, 01:31:24 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 02, 2013, 10:49:11 AM
You probably did -- (s)he lives in MD.

Well, why couldn't it attend AA? MD is far enough to the left...haven't they banned God from 12 step programs?

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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2013, 01:50:06 PM »
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Quote from: Vagabond on April 26, 2013, 07:17:21 am
Frank, that was my second time looking at the picture, and I just realized I have spotted the BV primitive in real life.  It's been a few years, but I saw her at a restaraunt in Waldorf, MD.  I'm almost certain. 


Quote from: njpines on May 02, 2013, 10:49:11 AM
You probably did -- (s)he lives in MD.


If you saw this...

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Re: Big Bertha back in therapy
« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2013, 03:19:39 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 02, 2013, 01:31:24 PM
Well, why couldn't it attend AA? MD is far enough to the left...haven't they banned God from 12 step programs?

Cindie

They are terrified at having to submit to a "higher power" they can understand.  Even without really knowing anything about it, she is convinced she has all the answers to her life.

It's a shame, really.
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