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Offline JohnnyReb

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I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« on: January 30, 2013, 03:58:53 PM »
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 04:01:51 PM »
It's the opposite in my house. The more you do the more you get.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 04:20:16 PM »
I do tons of housework and get about the same.  I would hate to see if I didn't do any.

BTW, I was at the DUmp a few minutes ago and they posted the story also.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/122814995

Oh actually twice:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022285143

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 04:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 30, 2013, 04:20:16 PM
I do tons of housework and get about the same.  I would hate to see if I didn't do any.

BTW, I was at the DUmp a few minutes ago and they posted the story also.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/122814995

Oh actually twice:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022285143



From the pictures we've seen, no one in a DUmmie household does house work. Maybe that's why so many DUmmies are homosexual.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 12:54:52 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 30, 2013, 04:01:51 PM
It's the opposite in my house. The more you do the more you get.

How clean do you want your floors?  Laundry need washing?  How 'bout the car? O-) :fuelfire: :whistling:
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 04:49:09 PM »
I think the fight started when I stated when I began to detail the canister set.... :whistling:

Or maybe it was polishing the aluminum pressure cooker?  Never put that stuff in a dishwasher gents, it comes out all dull gray.  However, a few minutes with the buffer ( I like my 7424 6" Porter Cable, but, any decent buffer should work) and it will look good as new. Ditto with the cookie sheets,  baking tins, and cast iron.  They need to have a sheen of oil or they rust to beat the dickens.  Probably shouldn't use regular rubbing compound either, baking soda or cream of tarter and white vinegar seems to work well.

But after a day as a dynamo in the kitchen lets just say one can be left limp as a dish rag. :popcorn:



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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 07:30:59 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2013, 12:54:52 PM
How clean do you want your floors?  Laundry need washing?  How 'bout the car? O-) :fuelfire: :whistling:

I wash my own car but the rest you can do and you will be rewarded.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 07:35:56 PM »
If the opportunity to make love has so many stipulations connected to it, one might as well just go find a hooker. The arrangement is more honest that way. :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 08:00:44 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
If the opportunity to make love has so many stipulations connected to it, one might as well just go find a hooker. The arrangement is more honest that way. :-)

I'm fairly confident that I would be better than a hooker.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 08:02:24 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 31, 2013, 08:00:44 PM
I'm fairly confident that I would be better than a hooker.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 08:09:21 PM »
My wife says there is nothing sexier than a man who does housework.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 08:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 08:09:21 PM
My wife says there is nothing sexier than a man who does housework.


Does it actually work or does she just say that to get you to do housework?
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 08:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 08:12:16 PM
Does it actually work or does she just say that to get you to do housework?

I will it put it this way, she is pregnant.  :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 08:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 08:18:48 PM
I will it put it this way, she is pregnant.  :-)

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My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2013, 08:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 08:21:57 PM
H^5

My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).

We both work so we both do household chores.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2013, 09:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 08:29:04 PM
We both work so we both do household chores.

My wife mainly works weekends so, I do some of the housework then...unless there is something that needs to be done outside. :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2013, 09:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 08:21:57 PM
H^5

My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).

Best thing you can do, is get out of the way.  You aren't gonna do it right anyway  :whatever:  so just be on call to reach the stuff that is up high, and all is well.  :-)

Just make sure to notice when it is done and how awesome it looks.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2013, 09:11:28 PM »
When I watch my husband doing man things, like digging the pond, building a deck, working on his truck, taking down a wall, etc. it's a huge turn on. Him doing housework is in a different category called "awww he helped me and I didn't have to ask". A totally different type of turn on.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2013, 09:13:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 31, 2013, 09:11:28 PM
When I watch my husband doing man things, like digging the pond, building a deck, working on his truck, taking down a wall, etc. it's a huge turn on. Him doing housework is in a different category called "awww he helped me and I didn't have to ask". A totally different type of turn on.

You damned women are just too damned complicated.  :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2013, 09:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
You damned women are just too damned complicated.  :-)

I swear, I'll say it again, I need to do a "Dear BEG" thread. "My wife said or did this, tell me why and what does it means."  I'll have to think of some sort of payment for my services though.  :whistling:
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2013, 09:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 31, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
You damned women are just too damned complicated.  :-)

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2013, 09:45:58 PM »
What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.

My fiancee is OCD, and can't stand the thought of one of my chest hairs falling on the dishes.

Once she found one of my body hairs in something I cooked and wouldn't eat another bite on her plate or the leftovers.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2013, 09:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 31, 2013, 09:45:58 PM
What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.

My fiancee is OCD, and can't stand the thought of one of my chest hairs falling on the dishes.

Once she found one of my body hairs in something I cooked and wouldn't eat another bite on her plate or the leftovers.



Every time she askes you to do something plant body hairs around whatever chore you are doing. Then you will never have to bother with household chores the rest of your life.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2013, 09:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 31, 2013, 09:45:58 PM
What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.
Reminds me of Jerry's nudist girlfriend trying to open the jar. :rofl:
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