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Offline BEG

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2013, 07:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 01, 2013, 07:12:22 PM
N, No. My friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) has no speech impediments.

Dear Mr. Mannn (who in no way resembles the person we are talking about),

Does your friend have body odor?

Faithfully yours,

BEG

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2013, 07:25:25 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 01, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Dear Mr. Mannn (who in no way resembles the person we are talking about),

Does your friend have body odor?

Faithfully yours,

BEG


No! I have never noticed an "air about him." Its pretty safe to assume my friend (who is most definitely not Mr Mannn) bathes every day.

Maybe if my friend could leave sammich makings around the kitchen, passing supermodels will be compelled to enter and make sammiches. Its like a genetic thing, right?
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2013, 07:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 01, 2013, 07:25:25 PM
No! I have never noticed an "air about him." Its pretty safe to assume my friend (who is most definitely not Mr Mannn) bathes every day.

Maybe if my friend could leave sammich makings around the kitchen, passing supermodels will be compelled to enter and make sammiches. Its like a genetic thing, right?

Dear Mr. Mannn,

I'm afraid I must see you at once, to discuss "your friend".

BEG
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2013, 07:39:09 PM »
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2013, 02:40:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 01, 2013, 07:29:14 PM
Dear Mr. Mannn,

I'm afraid I must see you at once, to discuss "your friend".

BEG
Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2013, 04:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 02, 2013, 02:40:44 PM
Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2013, 06:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 02, 2013, 02:40:44 PM
Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)

Mine, I just washed the sheets.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #57 on: February 02, 2013, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 02, 2013, 06:59:05 PM
Mine, I just washed the sheets.

Please keep the webcam on. :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2013, 02:55:02 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 02, 2013, 06:59:05 PM
Mine, I just washed the sheets.
Wait...Washing sheets. That's a domestic chore! The OP is TRUE!  :yahoo: :yahoo:
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