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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2013, 10:24:51 PM »
Every time she askes you to do something plant body hairs around whatever chore you are doing. Then you will never have to bother with household chores the rest of your life.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2013, 10:49:39 PM »
My wife expects me to, since I am off on Mondays. I do it if I feel like it. Her arms aren't broken.

She bitches me out for not putting my dishes in the sink, yet leaves hers everywhere.

When she leaves hers out, they stay there until she puts them up, or they stink. Then she puts them up.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2013, 10:56:30 PM »
My wife expects me to, since I am off on Mondays. I do it if I feel like it. Her arms aren't broken.

She bitches me out for not putting my dishes in the sink, yet leaves hers everywhere.

When she leaves hers out, they stay there until she puts them up, or they stink. Then she puts them up.

Divorce her.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2013, 11:01:56 PM »
Divorce her.


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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2013, 05:55:49 AM »
It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2013, 06:02:31 AM »
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2013, 06:08:01 AM »
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2013, 10:39:09 AM »
I do not do housework. I don't do the dishes, and I don't do laundry.

Anything that needs adjusted or fixed, or the lawn or basically outside I do. If my girlfriend needs her car worked on or washed I do. I rinse my dishes off and put them in the sink which to me is close enough to the dishwasher. My clothes go on the floor if I miss the basket. She has to bend over to pick them up so what is the difference between in tor out of the basket?

She sells Pure Romance so basically works 4 to 8 hours a week. She does take the kids around to their activities. She has the time to do housework so it's her responsibility. I work 50-60 hours a week plus always have something to do around the place on the weekends. IF my socks want to be cleaned that bad they can walk themselves to the basket.
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2013, 10:57:07 AM »
Not possible for me to do less.  :whistling:
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Me too...... :whistling:

Does cutting the grass and cursing the stopped up toilet count as house work?
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2013, 10:57:53 AM »
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Dear Beg,

Which is better with a glass of Courvoisier, wild strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar, chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream, or Lindt truffles?  

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »
I do not do housework. I don't do the dishes, and I don't do laundry.

Anything that needs adjusted or fixed, or the lawn or basically outside I do. If my girlfriend needs her car worked on or washed I do. I rinse my dishes off and put them in the sink which to me is close enough to the dishwasher. My clothes go on the floor if I miss the basket. She has to bend over to pick them up so what is the difference between in tor out of the basket?

She sells Pure Romance so basically works 4 to 8 hours a week. She does take the kids around to their activities. She has the time to do housework so it's her responsibility. I work 50-60 hours a week plus always have something to do around the place on the weekends. IF my socks want to be cleaned that bad they can walk themselves to the basket.


Didn't I read that you are an engineer? Doesn't really matter, but my other half is one and he looks at the dishwasher and laundry exactly the same way!

I have to admit, in the last month he has gotten better about helping around the house. He works from home. I not only work from home, but I also work 29-32 hours a week away from home. Me not washing his clothes or cleaning up the kitchen finally knocked it in to his head - not to mention a wee bit of a redhead tantrum from me - made him realize that he needed to help out.

Cleaning the bathrooms, or vacuuming is still not processing though.  :(  On the other hand, changing the cat boxes is happening.  :yahoo:

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »
Dear Beg,

Which is better with a glass of Courvoisier, wild strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar, chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream, or Lindt truffles?  

/z



My Dearest Z,

Based purely on personal preference, I say chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream. 

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2013, 01:28:44 PM »

Didn't I read that you are an engineer? Doesn't really matter, but my other half is one and he looks at the dishwasher and laundry exactly the same way!

I have to admit, in the last month he has gotten better about helping around the house. He works from home. I not only work from home, but I also work 29-32 hours a week away from home. Me not washing his clothes or cleaning up the kitchen finally knocked it in to his head - not to mention a wee bit of a redhead tantrum from me - made him realize that he needed to help out.

Cleaning the bathrooms, or vacuuming is still not processing though.  :(  On the other hand, changing the cat boxes is happening.  :yahoo:

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2013, 03:32:06 PM »
so just be on call to reach the stuff that is up high, and all is well.  :-)

Isn't that pretty much anything above the stovetop for you?   :fuelfire:   :tongue:   :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2013, 06:14:07 PM »
Dear Beg.
I haven't done house work in 3 months...never got laid.
Then i cleaned EVERYTHING and my place is Sparkling...and still no luck.

What does a guy have to do? get married or something?

Sincerely, a friend of Mr Mannn's (who is not in any way Mr Mannn).

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2013, 06:28:51 PM »
Dear Beg.
I haven't done house work in 3 months...never got laid.
Then i cleaned EVERYTHING and my place is Sparkling...and still no luck.

What does a guy have to do? get married or something?

Sincerely, a friend of Mr Mannn's (who is not in any way Mr Mannn).


My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,

Are you rather unfortunate looking?

Please respond ASAP.

Your friend,

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2013, 06:32:24 PM »
Dear BEG,

My friend has the same problem as Mr. Mann's friend. :-)
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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2013, 06:41:30 PM »
Dear BEG,

My friend has the same problem as Mr. Mann's friend. :-)

My Dear Conservative Libertarian,

If this is truly about your friend, I can not help him.  If you are writting about yourself...come over here.

Faithfully yours,

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« Reply #45 on: February 01, 2013, 06:50:45 PM »
My Dear Conservative Libertarian,

If this is truly about your friend, I can not help him.  If you are writting about yourself...come over here.

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Re: I don't do dishes...now go make my sandwich woman.
« Reply #46 on: February 01, 2013, 06:53:36 PM »
My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,

Are you rather unfortunate looking?

Please respond ASAP.

Your friend,

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Um, no. He is ruggedly good looking. Not as handsome as the great Mr Mannn (world famous hunk), but my friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) is pretty sharp in the looks department.

I suggested he spill some Pepsi and leave the door open. A supermodel is bound to stop by, compulsively clean the spill, and be overcome with passion. But he says there are no supermodels in his complex.
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« Reply #47 on: February 01, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »
My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,

Are you rather unfortunate looking?

Please respond ASAP.

Your friend,

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« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2013, 07:02:13 PM »
Um, no. He is ruggedly good looking. Not as handsome as the great Mr Mannn (world famous hunk), but my friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) is pretty sharp in the looks department.

I suggested he spill some Pepsi and leave the door open. A supermodel is bound to stop by, compulsively clean the spill, and be overcome with passion. But he says there are no supermodels in his complex.
darn. shot down again.

My Dearest Mr. Mannn,

Do you, I mean your friend, stutter?

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« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2013, 07:12:22 PM »
My Dearest Mr. Mannn,

Do you, I mean your friend, stutter?

Your buddy,

BEG
N, No. My friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) has no speech impediments.