DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store

[ChuckJ]

Oh, it's supposed to be a real story. I thought it was one of CalPeg's poems.

[dane]

Does the DUmmy not realize that there is no requirement to put the purchases into bags?  Why not simply put them loosely back into the shopping cart after they have passed the register.  It would take a bit longer to load them into a car, but it is doable.

[Carl]

Could someone hand him some razor blades...much easier to get that good feeling of hot blood instead of using his fingernails.

[vesta111]

Does the DUmmy not realize that there is no requirement to put the purchases into bags?  Why not simply put them loosely back into the shopping cart after they have passed the register.  It would take a bit longer to load them into a car, but it is doable.

We use the cloth bags but also the plastic ones as the chance for just using cloth bags leads to cross
contamination.    Don't want Drano in next to hamburger or fruit. Or meat juices to leak into the cloth.The Shopping carts are the last place I would place unbagged food.  Nasty things on all sides.  I have seen baby's with full diapers leaking out onto the seat and dripping down the sides of shopping carts.

Not surprising to see more and more shoppers wearing the cheap latex gloves before they handle anything. Just takes once or twice after a real bad tummy ache and trip to the hospital to realise that others before you may have handled the goods after not washing their hands after using the bathroom.  Who handled the goods before it got even close to the store ??? Who is stocking the shelves with canned goods or boxed goods, some teenager with a runny nose or bad cough ???

Whole new world for me, today we have to check the caps on pressure packed food to insure no one else had opened it to smell the contents.   Wonder about recalls on food that was perfectally safe 6 months ago.

Our world has sure changed in the last few years, wont be long before shoppers go out with those blue lights in pen form to go shopping for something that does not turn up to have some kind of infection on or around it.

I hear Hotels are going nuts over these new things that light up when infection is president.  Once the price gets lower for the lights, the Supermarket's will ban them from their stores.      We gonna starve  or take our chances.


I gave up on Paper bags as when living in the South I found just one roach in the bag and that was it for me.

New Generation, new world,  The Travelers Report comes to mind, a cruse ship and the investigators took these black light pens into a very expensive suit to check it out.   There was semen on the walls and ceilings, fecal matter on the bed linens and carpets.  The bathroom was a Petra's room of 101 viruses and  we so often hear of a Cruse ship with half the visitors becoming ill.    

[hillneck]

For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.

Someone probably needs to return there or at least readjust his medication.

[GOBUCKS]

For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.

Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.

He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.

It could be an involuntary committal, i.e., straitjacket and padded walls.

Or, maybe his long, entertaining manic phase has given way once again to less comical but no less entertaining depression.

Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.

I sure hope that's not the case.

[Duke Nukum]

His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's.  I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.

I'm going to call this DUmmie "Ishmael." Sounds like it is the worst of time and the worster of times for this one.

[njpines]

Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.

He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.

It could be an involuntary committal, i.e., straitjacket and padded walls.

Or, maybe his long, entertaining manic phase has given way once again to less comical but no less entertaining depression.

Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.

I sure hope that's not the case.

He's been mostly in the Lounge lately . . .

[vesta111]

I'm going to call this DUmmie "Ishmael." Sounds like it is the worst of time and the worster of times for this one.

No problem as long as Ishmael lives away from the sea coast.  

Curious , would his fate been different had he lived in the Prairie States and encountered a White Buffalo ????

Whole new strory and perhaps the same end..   Man against nature, usually nature wins, but that is for us to wonder about.

[Gina]

[Boudicca]

When I can't open a plastic bag, whether it's a garbage bag or a store bag, the solution is easy.  Wet your fingertips and gently rub the edges of the bag together until you can see a teeny tiny separation.  Continue rubbing gently until the bag begins to come apart.

Now, would anyone like a recipe for banana bread?

[GOP Congress]

LOL...here in California people are experiencing their first Christmas holiday season with our ban on plastic bags, as well as cities who have been phasing it out with paper bags now not allowed to use those. So now you have to spend the dollar per bag to buy one (or several) of the recycled bags that will most probably be used only once anyway (with a carbon footprint 27x larger than plastic), coupled with people who don't bring (or most probably forgot) to bring their own bags to reuse. What happens?

It makes the shit that poor 1628 went through like a minor hiccup. When people have shopping carts full of crap and they go to their car they are always taking tons of time to throw each item, one by one, into their trunk or hatchback. Or trying to carry the items without bags, dropping crap in crowds, sometimes cans rolling 20 feet away. It's hilarious, if I were prone to shopping at normal hours (I always do grocery shopping after 11pm when there are no crowds). It REALLY gets hilarious when we have to "self-bag" without bags. Then people get a bit creative, but the bottom line is there is ALWAYS a delay that never existed before the bag bans.

[GOBUCKS]

He's been mostly in the Lounge lately . . .

Damn.

Anyway, I'm sure he'll rejoin the wailing psychos in the loony bin very shortly.

Probably around the time he opens his next credit card statement.

[Boudicca]

LOL...here in California people are experiencing their first Christmas holiday season with our ban on plastic bags, as well as cities who have been phasing it out with paper bags now not allowed to use those. So now you have to spend the dollar per bag to buy one (or several) of the recycled bags that will most probably be used only once anyway (with a carbon footprint 27x larger than plastic), coupled with people who don't bring (or most probably forgot) to bring their own bags to reuse. What happens?

It makes the shit that poor 1628 went through like a minor hiccup. When people have shopping carts full of crap and they go to their car they are always taking tons of time to throw each item, one by one, into their trunk or hatchback. Or trying to carry the items without bags, dropping crap in crowds, sometimes cans rolling 20 feet away. It's hilarious, if I were prone to shopping at normal hours (I always do grocery shopping after 11pm when there are no crowds). It REALLY gets hilarious when we have to "self-bag" without bags. Then people get a bit creative, but the bottom line is there is ALWAYS a delay that never existed before the bag bans.

What do people use to bag their animals' feces?  My cat crap and dog poop go into plastic bags.  The same free plastic bags I get at the grocery store.  I can't imagine composting it, or bagging it in cloth or paper?  This is a serious question, truly.  What are pet owners going to do? 

[Splashdown]

Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it?  Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:

Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.

Hi-5s to both. I thought the same thing, and almost posted before I read! 

[GOP Congress]

What do people use to bag their animals' feces?  My cat crap and dog poop go into plastic bags.  The same free plastic bags I get at the grocery store.  I can't imagine composting it, or bagging it in cloth or paper?  This is a serious question, truly.  What are pet owners going to do? 

Bagging feces? in California? ha ha ha...

[franksolich]

Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.

He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.

.....Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.

I doubt Dennis the Menace'll ever get cured.

He has the stark choice between being sane, and hanging around with the primitives.

He can do one thing or the other thing, but not both things.

I think it's reasonable to assume he ultimately decided, "**** sanity, I want to hang around here."

It'd been the same thing with the big guy; Omaha Steve had a stark choice between getting elected city councilman or hanging around with the primitives.

It became obvious the big guy decided he liked hanging around with the primitives more than he wanted to be city councilman.

Primitives aren't known for making wise choices in life.

[wasp69]

Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.

 

[Boudicca]

Bagging feces? in California? ha ha ha...

True that, the libtards just let it all roll downhill, I guess, starting with Gov. Moonbeam.
Gotta wonder if they're gonna ban the little individual plastic bags to pick up dog poop, the ones they sell in evil big box stores like PetSmart.