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DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« on: December 09, 2012, 11:43:28 PM »
Maybe you thought DUmmy Dennis the Menace was the craziest of all the crazy DUmpmonkeys.

You may want to think again. Dennis is a nut, but this character gives him a run for his money:
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Sun Dec 9, 2012, 04:32 PM
HereSince1628 (24,706 posts)

It starts so innocently, and then suddenly crisis.
It’s really just too awful to live like this.

Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime.

Busy, people rushing home from church needing things for lunches...people in a hurry to get stuff for packers game day parties...some people, as always...just in a big damned hurry.

Typical discount grocery, some people bagging, but not for every check-out. We carefully choose checkout that has person packing.

Underpaid person packs woman’s groceries in front of us, sees I'm male and then walks away. Four shopping carts with people in a hurry behind us. SO won’t/can't pack as she’s waiting back paying the bill with her credit card.

Cashier starts throwing purchases down the table at me.

Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs…I can’t get plastic bags open. Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...

More shit thrown at me. I can't get bags to open

Woman checking us out snarks, "Get with it man."

Many More angry looks.

Crap is really piling up...

Bags can’t get bags filled fast enough.

I just can’t get the ****ING BAGS OPEN!!!!!!!

More shit pushed at me…SO has paid for groceries.

Big pile of stuff waiting to be cleared away into bags.

SO says "You need to hurry up!"

Cashier proceeds to throw next customer’s stuff onto SO’s purchases.

LOTS of faces unhappy with me.

Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.

I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.”

LOTS MORE unhappy faces. Disgruntled voices

My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...

I walk away.

Repercussions, repercussions

repercussions for embarrassing SO.

Repercussions

Repercussions

I can’t do this anymore.

I can't even do simple things anymore.
 
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The current proprietor of the DUmp loony bin, DUmmy Dennis the Menace, chimes in:
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Sun Dec 9, 2012, 06:07 PM
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1. HereSince1628, I'm so sorry for what you are going through.

Is there anything I can do to help? You provided so much insight to me, and I respect you so much. No one should yell at you like that just because you can't get the bags open. I have the same problem getting those things open, just because they are difficult. People can be very inconsiderate to say the least.

This is all DUmmy HereSincenumbers needs, advice from an officially, professionally diagnosed lunatic!
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2012, 11:49:50 PM »
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"Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime."
His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's.  I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.
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Re: Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2012, 11:52:11 PM »
For someone who claims to have no feeling in his fingers this DUmmy has no problem typing up a load of BS.
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Re: Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 12:05:17 AM »
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It starts so innocently, and then suddenly crisis.
It’s really just too awful to live like this.

Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime.
Yeah - the store's misfortune when a whiny faggot like you walked in.

Busy, people rushing home from church needing things for lunches...people in a hurry to get stuff for packers game day parties...some people, as always...just in a big damned hurry.
Productive people who enjoy life probably look like they're in a hurry compared to a sourpuss liberal asshole like you.

Typical discount grocery, some people bagging, but not for every check-out. We carefully choose checkout that has person packing.
Why don't you go to a grocery co-op or a farmer's market, liberal?

Underpaid person packs woman’s groceries in front of us, sees I'm male and then walks away. Probably in disgust at the feeble mangina approaching him. Four shopping carts with people in a hurry behind us. SO won’t/can't pack as she’s waiting back paying the bill with her credit card.You mean you're disabled with diabetes yet she can't lift a tit to help you? Sounds like you need a divorce.

Cashier starts throwing purchases down the table at me.

Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs…I can’t get plastic bags open. Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...
Probably with shit in your drawers, too. Why do you have diabetes? You're a liberal, so why didn't your perfect diet and workout regimen protect you?

More shit thrown at me. I can't get bags to open

Woman checking us out snarks, "Get with it man."
Yeah, right.

Many More angry looks.

Crap is really piling up...

Bags can’t get bags filled fast enough.

I just can’t get the ****ING BAGS OPEN!!!!!!!

More shit pushed at me…SO has paid for groceries.

Big pile of stuff waiting to be cleared away into bags.

SO says "You need to hurry up!"
What a worthless **** you have for a SO.

Cashier proceeds to throw next customer’s stuff onto SO’s purchases.

LOTS of faces unhappy with me.

Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.
Not deeply enough, alas.

I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.”

LOTS MORE unhappy faces. Disgruntled voices

My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...

I walk away.

Repercussions, repercussions

repercussions for embarrassing SO.
What a **** you have for an SO. If you weren't clearly sponging off her, you should leave.

Repercussions

Repercussions

I can’t do this anymore.

I can't even do simple things anymore.
Except type out 24,000+ posts on DU, you mean.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 03:00:25 AM »
Seeing that liberals and DUmmies are SOOOOOOOOOOO into "saving the earth", where was DUmmie heresincenumbers' eco-friendly reusable cloth bags?  It's all the rage with uber-liberals like college profs and other pseudo-educated type people.

He must really hate Mother Ghia to use the store's dirty, filthy, petroleum based, no-decomposable PLASTIC bags! [/liberal mode]

This DUmmie's entire bouncy can be summed up into 6 words:

"I don't believe I'd told that!"

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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 04:11:32 AM »
If any of that were true, WOW! It's SO is more like a POS!  I'd call the white coats.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 05:15:49 AM »
If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in  :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.  

If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then  :bawl: would turn into  :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

The cost of the items I purchased include the overhead cost of baggers and bags.    Unless I am in the self checkout aisle, then my stuff is getting bagged by an employee of the store.    

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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2012, 05:54:59 AM »
Every store is more than pleased to offer assistance to anyone who would need it. I shop at HyVee and they always ask if I need assistance or curbside service. They have a delivery program for the disabled.

I really do not believe this bouncy. Especially when he claws at his face and bleeds. This is one of the liberal intelligentsia? The elite? One of the smartest people on the interwebs?
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »
Discount grocery = Wal-Mart so this Bouncy = B.S.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2012, 08:20:49 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on December 10, 2012, 05:15:49 AM
If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in  :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.  

If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then  :bawl: would turn into  :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

The cost of the items I purchased include the overhead cost of baggers and bags.    Unless I am in the self checkout aisle, then my stuff is getting bagged by an employee of the store.    



Funny, I've never seen this at ANY store.  That cashier would probably have been fired had that been a Wally World or Market Basket.

And DUmmie can't feel his thumbs?  Cool.  I'll drop a bunch of dimes on the floor and tell him to pick them up for laughs.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2012, 08:29:03 AM »
This primitive has some major issues.  To name a few:

Calls his wifes EBT card a credit card; uses plastic bags instead of eco-friendly reusable shopping bags; panics doing simple chores adding to anxiety which only compounds the situation; admits he's old and in the way but does nothing to permanently remove himself from the situation; can't tell a believable bouncy.

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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2012, 08:51:17 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 10, 2012, 08:20:49 AM
Funny, I've never seen this at ANY store.  That cashier would probably have been fired had that been a Wally World or Market Basket.

And DUmmie can't feel his thumbs?  Cool.  I'll drop a bunch of dimes on the floor and tell him to pick them up for laughs.

I call BS.    I do not know of any society that will stand by and watch some old or handi capped struggle.  
Don't matter if they are Black in a neighborhood store of whites or white in a neighborhood store for blacks or Latinos.

The call is for respect toward those you are dealing with.  

Got lost in NC. looking for a place called Snug Harbor.   Stopped at a service station and grocery store and while Hubby pumped in gas I went into the store to find I had found a black hangout.  So big deal, I addressed each man as sir with respect    a few went out to look at my license plate, and finally a customer said to follow her.

She took me to the doorstep of my Granddaughter.   These are the times that make one believe in the goodness of all,  to show respect with no fear, or any kind of finagling is to be respected.  

Actually if I were to move south I just may be happier living among the black community then some of the white community I lived in the past.  
















































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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2012, 09:45:58 AM »
Quote from: Randy on December 10, 2012, 08:14:53 AM
Discount grocery = Wal-Mart so this Bouncy = B.S.
He(?) says some people shopping at the store were getting ready for the Packer game. I assume he is in WI. If so, he was probably at a Pick n' Save.

 If that was the case, I think their cashiers and baggers are all members of the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union.

Why does HereSincenumbers hate union workers?
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2012, 10:18:19 AM »
It sounds like life is to much for the DUmbass and it should just die. Think of how much happier the earth, it's SO, and society in general would be. Could be the one single thing that it could do to put a checkmark in the "good" column in it's entire life.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2012, 11:09:30 AM »
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HereSince1628 (24,706 posts)

It’s really just too awful to live like this.

Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs

Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...

Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.

I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.”

My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...

I walk away.

Repercussions, repercussions

repercussions for embarrassing SO.

Repercussions

Repercussions

I can’t do this anymore.

I can't even do simple things anymore.

Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it?  Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:

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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2012, 11:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 09, 2012, 11:49:50 PM
His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's.  I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.

 :rotf:  I was getting antsy reading it  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2012, 11:12:24 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on December 10, 2012, 05:15:49 AM
If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in  :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.  

If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then  :bawl: would turn into  :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:


I had a moment at Target Saturday.   :-)  I was loading stuff on the conveyor belt and paused to give my son his drink.  Lady behind me starts loading her stuff and it comes all the say down where I can't load the rest of my stuff.  I looked at it, paused, grabbed the customer divider thingy and slammed it down between our purchases and windshield wiped her stuff into the floor.  Then I continued loading my purchases.  No one said a word to me  :-)

It felt great.  :lol:
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2012, 11:18:16 AM »
I also put the divider between my purchases and the people's behind me.

I also use the reusable bags for one reason only--they hold more stuff. Less trips between the car and house.

If this is true, (which I know it isn't) those are some mean cashiers.

Ours down here load the bags if the bagger walks away to help another customer.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2012, 11:32:48 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on December 10, 2012, 11:18:16 AM
I also use the reusable bags for one reason only--they hold more stuff. Less trips between the car and house.

Ditto. I can toss 3 or 4 plastic bags full of stuff from the cart into one reusable. They keep items from rolling around in the truck and when I need to move stuff from the truck to the house I do not have to worry about anything ripping thru the bag.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2012, 11:37:35 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 10, 2012, 11:09:30 AM
Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it?  Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:



Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2012, 01:19:16 PM »
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My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...


I hate it when there's a DUmmy ahead of me in line scratching his ass.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2012, 01:36:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 10, 2012, 01:19:16 PM


I hate it when there's a DUmmy ahead of me in line scratching his ass.


It's even worse when it's the clerk who's handling your fruit. :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2012, 04:34:37 PM »
It was probably a union grocery store. I've been in a unionized grocery store a few times and the cashiers were as rude as the ones in this bouncy.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2012, 04:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on December 10, 2012, 04:34:37 PM
It was probably a union grocery store. I've been in a unionized grocery store a few times and the cashiers were as rude as the ones in this bouncy.

For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.
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Re: DUmmy Flips Out At The Grocery Store
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2012, 04:39:29 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 10, 2012, 04:36:57 PM
For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.

Begs the question what is he/she/it doing out & about.
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