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Offline thundley4

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Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« on: July 30, 2012, 06:33:16 PM »
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PLEASE congratulate Omaha's Newest Police Dept employee!


You may know him. He goes by the handle Omaha Steve.

It has been over a year and a half since I pinched a nerve in my neck between c-4 & c-5 on the job. Three specialists recommend not doing the surgery unless it gets worse. I can't do the heavy lifting required of my current job as a result.

Thanks to my union contract they can't just lay me off. I have been accommodated to a lower paying position. I'll keep my benefits, seniority, retirement, etc. I will be a civilian Information Services Tech starting Monday the 6th of August.
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021048109

Sounds like a dream job for a DUmmie.  Sit on their ass and surf the web. 
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 06:37:40 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 06:44:28 PM »
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 06:55:08 PM »
Oh yeah, the OPD is going to learn all about Steve Dawes and the DUmp.

They're going to love their new employee's starring role and thirty-two thousand posts at the DUmp, after they learn how the DUmp speaks about police officers.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 07:02:44 PM »
For a DUmp denizen he is at the top of the heap for getting out of bed before 12:00 , firing up the MTV, taking to the bong, and firing up a burrito in the microwave. We may give him shit but in those terms he is a top shelf DUche.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 07:03:19 PM »
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I will be a civilian Information Services Tech

And incidentally, what kind of information technology can the Omaha Weeper provide?

He spends all day posting at the DUmp, and he's dumber than an oyster.

Your tax money at work.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 07:03:53 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 30, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.

OOO!!! OOOO!! Mister KOT-ter!! Mister KOT-ter!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4VkBcG2PQ

Are you talking about www.electstevedawes.com ???
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 07:10:28 PM »
« Last Edit: July 30, 2012, 10:50:47 PM by chris_ »
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 07:19:54 PM »
Seriously?!?

The weeping chieftain has exactly %0.00 IT experience, how the heck can he secure a job in the IT field.

This is really bad news for the good folkes of Bellevue Ward I.

Lets remind the good folkes of Bellevue what Steve is, by his own words.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 07:22:32 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 30, 2012, 07:10:28 PM
job description

This position at my employer is known as admin services.  The lowest paying scrub job in the department.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 07:24:37 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on July 30, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
Seriously?!?

The weeping chieftain has exactly %0.00 IT experience, how the heck can he secure a job in the IT field.

This is really bad news for the good folkes of Bellevue Ward I.

Lets remind the good folkes of Bellevue what Steve is, by his own words.


This is not an IT job.  For lack of a better term, it is an admin assistant job in the police services bureau.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 07:25:26 PM »
It doesn't appear to be anything related to computers at all.  Hell, it looks like they eliminated the typing requirement for the position.  It doesn't seem to be anything more difficult than a door greeter. 

job description
« Last Edit: July 30, 2012, 07:29:26 PM by chris_ »
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 07:27:52 PM »
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 07:47:44 PM »
So how many hours per shift will he be allowed to read and post at the DUmp?

I didn't see any reference to crackpot political internet sites in the job description.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2012, 08:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 30, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

KC

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H5 for the spelling error!
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2012, 08:09:53 PM »
Steve's time there may be short. The cops have little patience for gold bricking.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »
Since the common theme among DUmmies is that 'police officers are fascist pigs', now that Steve is going to be among them daily (between posts on the PD computer to DUmmyland), will the DUmmies now say that Steve is a 'fascist pig through association'?
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2012, 08:16:00 PM »
I wonder if Steverino will get a uniform? and a swelled head to go with it?
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2012, 08:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 30, 2012, 08:16:00 PM
I wonder if Steverino will get a uniform? and a swelled head to go with it?
He can just wear that Combat! uniform he made. And his head is already swelled to is neck.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2012, 08:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on July 30, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
He can just wear that Combat! uniform he made.

Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2012, 08:28:22 PM »
Wow he actually got replies to this one.  :rotf:
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2012, 08:33:44 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.


I don't have the Combat! picture but I found this one on the web:


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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2012, 08:42:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.


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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2012, 08:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 30, 2012, 08:42:28 PM

Oh my. I didn't realize how closely Socialist Steve resembled a Sontoran!

You know, they are grown in a vat and then poured into their uniforms. Or so I seem to recall.
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