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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2012, 08:56:59 PM »
Translated to English:  "Dammit!  I missed my ride on the Disability-go-round, and now they're making me WORK instead of staying home and pulling in those sweet, sweet checks!"
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2012, 09:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 30, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2012, 09:04:47 PM »
That schnoz is mesmerizing.  If they ever do a remake of The Ten Commandments, he should at least get a bit part as a walk-on.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2012, 09:08:57 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2012, 08:56:59 PM
Translated to English:  "Dammit!  I missed my ride on the Disability-go-round, and now they're making me WORK instead of staying home and pulling in those sweet, sweet checks!"

Actually, that's quite a come-down for the big guy.

I'll bet Marta's pissed, and rummaging around for the rolling-pin right now.

The big guy was making anything circa $49,000-$55,000 a year at the sewer plant, and now he's in something that starts out at $34,000 a year, it seems.  Probably he gets a little more than that because he's been a burden on the payroll of the city of Omaha for so long, but whatever the big guy's making appears to be quite a cut.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2012, 09:11:26 PM »
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2012, 09:12:49 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 30, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
WTF is that?
He caught the Neighborhood Trolley to the Kingdom of Make Believe and missed the ride back.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2012, 09:21:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 30, 2012, 09:08:57 PM
Actually, that's quite a come-down for the big guy.

I'll bet Marta's pissed, and rummaging around for the rolling-pin right now.

The big guy was making anything circa $49,000-$55,000 a year at the sewer plant, and now he's in something that starts out at $34,000 a year, it seems.  Probably he gets a little more than that because he's been a burden on the payroll of the city of Omaha for so long, but whatever the big guy's making appears to be quite a cut.

No doubt, on any of those points, I was merely saying that his self-congratulatory post was actually saying (In English as opposed to DUmmish) that he failed to get the total disability retirement he had so long sought, and had been forced to accept a lower-paying job as an accommodation to his perhaps-not-so-totally-disabling injuries, and that he was therefore actually trying to put a good face on the outcome of the lengthy procedural endeavor, which apparently did not play out as he intended when he started down that road.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2012, 09:28:39 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 30, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
WTF is that?

Steve Dawes is a fanboy of the old TV show "Combat". Apparently he wore that soup sandwich, including his father's CIB for WWII combat service, to a "Combat"-Con.

I e-mailed a couple of American Legion Rider friends from the Bellevue post during Steve's campaign for city council, and asked if the Legionnaires in Bellevue knew about Steve's Stolen Valor. Steve tried to do some damage control by saying the Legion and VFW loved him and approved of his costume.

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2012, 09:39:02 PM »
Are Omaha Police Department employees allowed to wear a pubic hair neckbeard?

I'd be afraid that when he brought my cup of coffee I'd find a curly neckbeard hair in it.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2012, 10:11:42 PM »
He has to touch GUNS!!!! :ohnoes:
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2012, 10:12:04 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 30, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
WTF is that?

In my old unit we used to call that a soup sandwich. That's because he's just as ****ed up as one.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2012, 10:30:02 PM »
Registering handguns is part of the job description.... :rotf:

Good luck, Stevie.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2012, 10:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:30:02 PM
Registering handguns is part of the job description.... :rotf:

Good luck, Stevie.

I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2012, 10:38:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 30, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.

When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2012, 10:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:38:41 PM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.

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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2012, 10:49:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 30, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.
I hope he washes his hands.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2012, 11:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:38:41 PM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.
That's as wrong as two boys ****ing in church. But I lke it!!  :hi5:
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2012, 06:00:31 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 30, 2012, 08:42:28 PM


Well, his rank is right ...PFC....privileged F***ing character.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2012, 07:01:53 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:38:41 PM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.

Until the unloader stares into the barrel and waits for the flash.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2012, 07:24:25 AM »
I say Steve's good friends should keep a journal of his attacks on police and his support of police murderers. 
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2012, 08:07:15 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 30, 2012, 07:25:26 PM
It doesn't appear to be anything related to computers at all.  Hell, it looks like they eliminated the typing requirement for the position.  It doesn't seem to be anything more difficult than a door greeter. 

job description

Oh dear, it sounds like he's profoundly unqualified:

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REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, AND ABILITIES
Knowledge of the ramifications of confidentiality as they pertain to persons’ rights to privacy.

Ability to interact with others and remain calm when they are upset, become abusive, violent, or are in need of emergency medical attention.

Ability to understand written or oral instructions.

Ability to reach, bend, stoop, kneel, crouch, stand, walk, and push from 76 to 100% of the time, to balance, squat, and lift from 51 to 75% of the time, and to climb, crawl, pull, and sit up to 25% of the time.
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2012, 08:33:36 AM »
Yeah, that last paragraph sounds like a tough aerobics workout.  This does not bode well. 

I saw a good job for Steve.  I went to the SS office to change my name after I got married.  There was a security guard sitting there, at a table.  He just sat and sat and sat.  He looked like Jabba the Hut.  He did absolutely nothing else but sit.  I can't describe it any other way.  Wouldn't the minutes go by like hours? 
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2012, 02:23:35 PM »
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Ability to use up to fifty (50) pounds of force occasionally, up to twenty (20) pounds frequently,
and up to ten (10) pounds of force constantly to move objects.

I'm betting he flunks this qualification. Maybe if he fell on something . . .
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2012, 02:24:55 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 30, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.

Does the Omaha PD have some sort of social networking site that allows comments from concerned/interested citizens?  
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Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2012, 03:00:38 PM »
Quote from: dane on July 31, 2012, 02:24:55 PM
Does the Omaha PD have some sort of social networking site that allows comments from concerned/interested citizens?  

https://www.facebook.com/OmahaPoliceDepartment
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