gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour

[Tucker]

That won't happen, because Jeanette is slaving away, and is too tired from working to do in-person shopping herself.

And him, sitting in the apartment all day long playing computer games?--I really think he has agoraphobia, the fear of going out in public, probably evolved from his being a freak for so long.

But if he made it a point to actually walk to the market to buy things in person, he'd get rid of that phobia.

Seriously, I think he's agoraphobic, afraid to be seen in public.

Now be nice.

On more than one occasion, the Las Vegas Leviathan has said that he makes sure his games and all traces of him playing are put away just before Jeanette gets home from work.

[Evil_Conservative]

Well, you know they don't make shoes for his size 18EEEEEEE flipperfeet, and you can't walk far wearing toilet seat boxes.

But this is his only chance. In January-February-March, the pavement in Las Vegas is cool enough to avoid blisters. 

He'd be fine walking in November & December too.  It's gorgeous here November-March.  Las Vegas is set up so nicely.  There is a Walgreens or CVS on almost every corner.  And if there isn't one on the LVL's closest crossroad, there is one another block down the road.  We walk to Walmart & Sam's Club all the time.  The Walgreens is probably a 15-20 minute walk.  I'm of average weight/height.  That walk would probably take the LVL 30-40 minutes.  However, it would be great exercise for him.

[Celtic Rose]

He'd be fine walking in November & December too.  It's gorgeous here November-March.  Las Vegas is set up so nicely.  There is a Walgreens or CVS on almost every corner.  And if there isn't one on the LVL's closest crossroad, there is one another block down the road.  We walk to Walmart & Sam's Club all the time.  The Walgreens is probably a 15-20 minute walk.  I'm of average weight/height.  That walk would probably take the LVL 30-40 minutes.  However, it would be great exercise for him.

Walking is one of the most beneficial exercises available, and the great thing about it is that it is absolutely free.  I will admit that with his level of inactivity, he would likely have to work up to walking all the way to the nearest store, but there is no time like the present.  A walk down his street and back a few times a day would help him start to build up his endurance, and being physically active will help him with the mid-day drowsiness as well. 

[GOBUCKS]

Walking is one of the most beneficial exercises available, and the great thing about it is that it is absolutely free.  I will admit that with his level of inactivity, he would likely have to work up to walking all the way to the nearest store, but there is no time like the present.  A walk down his street and back a few times a day would help him start to build up his endurance, and being physically active will help him with the mid-day drowsiness as well. 

Shhhh! We don't need to goad him into more graphic descriptions of his chafing problems.

Remember, once he even included closeup photographs.

[docstew]

Now be nice.

On more than one occasion, the Las Vegas Leviathan has said that he makes sure his games and all traces of him playing are put away just before Jeanette gets home from work.

Didn't Jeanette register here and say that he helped level her characters up while she was working? That that was the tradeoff for him not having a job?

[Tucker]

Didn't Jeanette register here and say that he helped level her characters up while she was working? That that was the tradeoff for him not having a job?

She registered and made a reply. She told us that we had misjudged her lovemuffin. That he was a kind and caring person who would never use and abuse her.

She didn't say much as she was just off work from her job as a telemarketer and had to rush to her job as a waitress.

[GOBUCKS]

She registered and made a reply. She told us that we had misjudged her lovemuffin. That he was a kind and caring person who would never use and abuse her.

She didn't say much as she was just off work from her job as a telemarketer and had to rush to her job as a waitress.

And, curiously, her vocabulary, grammar, sentence structure, and attitude were exactly, perfectly identical to those of the LVL himself.

If that was actually her, in the words of the departed DUmmy Deadstone, I'm the king of Spain.

[Tucker]

And, curiously, her vocabulary, grammar, sentence structure, and attitude were exactly, perfectly identical to those of the LVL himself.

If that was actually her, in the words of the departed DUmmy Deadstone, I'm the king of Spain.

Correct.

I forgot about that part.

[Karin]

Yeah, he just tried to fem it up, by being cutesy.  "Oooo, the kitty's playing with the keyboard as I type.  Isn't that cute???"

He makes me so angry whenever we have a thread about him.  Leaving aside the outrageous economic inefficiency of having everything mail-ordered in, the very idea of him sleeping through a package delivery is beyond the pale.  You have one job today.  Be there when UPS arrives.  One job.