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Oh my.

The Las Vegas Leviathan, about whom we haven't heard for a while.

He probably had his social security disability evaluation, and since he lost so much weight, he was told he should go out and get a job now.  And so.....he's probably wolfing down Big Macs by the bushel now.

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UPS blows goats. We're shredding the US Post Office for THIS shit???

Pardon my venting tonight, but I'm just livid right now....

Funny, but I never have a problem with the US Post Office like I do with this asshat driver from UPS we always have.

Long story short, my wife, roommate and I live in an apartment complex in a relatively poor, high-crime part of Las Vegas, where anything not nailed down is subject to being walked away with in quite a hurry.

We are frequent customers of Amazon, where we can get a lot of non-perishable food items in bulk for an excellent price. These items are delivered by UPS. Our roommate is a disabled veteran who often receives shipments of medical supplies from the VA, also by UPS.

The UPS driver I'm talking about has delivered over 80% of our packages in the past 3 years. His method of delivery is to give a soft knock upon the door, drop our boxes in front of the door, and run back to his truck without waiting for an answer. I am not exaggerating in the least when I say that we've purposely waited in the front room for this guy to drop something off, and in the 10 seconds it took to get up from the dining table or couch to the front door the ignorant **** was already out of sight. In the past 3 years, we have had a large box of gauze for our roommate's wound care disappear, as well as two other packages containing food items.

Today, we lost a box containing four bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour because my wife was at work, I was sleeping during the early afternoon and our roommate was either also sleeping or had his TV on. And I tried to stay awake until the driver came. I really did. But due to my disability my energy levels are all over the map and sometimes I can't keep my eyes open no matter what. This was one of those afternoons.

Thus, our 7th or 8th call to UPS with the same angry complaints about this useless driver, yet another call to Amazon to get a replacement package (our second time with them, and they're friendly and understanding -- as opposed to the VA which took forever to replace roommate's case of gauze to bandage his ulcerated leg). Yet another demand that they force this driver to either wait at the door and have us sign for the shit and not him, or to drop the stuff off at the front office where we can get it later.

In all this time I haven't had a single problem with any packages delivered by the Post Office. Not one. And there have been medical supplies and prescriptions sent for our roommate every month, without incident. Used video games from ebay, clothes, all kinds of things. Those things are put in a locked box, a key is waiting for us in our main mailbox, and just like that we have our stuff.

But hey! We're going to dismantle the Post Office and leave matters in the hands of these private dipshit corporations, because they're just so much better at what they do, you know?

New campfire; no primitives at it yet.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 08:58:52 PM »
Lazy,useless piece of crap.

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 09:22:23 PM »
Lazy,useless piece of crap.

Here, here.



The Las Vegas Leviathan shouldn't be complaining.  The theft of his pancake flour obviously fed some poor person that was lesser off than him.  At the same time, they saved him from himself, by not allowing him to ingest an additional 6,000 calories that four bags of that pancake mix would have.  


This new UPS diet might actually work for him.  
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 09:36:46 PM »
being sleepy is a disability?

i might just change my mind on obamacare, im gonna get me some obama money!

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 09:41:13 PM »
being sleepy is a disability?

i might just change my mind on obamacare, im gonna get me some obama money!

The gigantic primitive used to deal cards in a casino, where one of the fringe benefits of the job was free chow.

He put down so many steaks and potatoes that the casino restaurant went broke, and he ended up being 520 pounds.....and unemployed.

He got a first-class ticket on the social security disability gravy-train for obesity.

He's since dropped down to circa 350 pounds, but still alleges he's too fat to work.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 09:52:16 PM »
Knocking down pancake stacks is the last thing the Las Vegas blimp needs to be doing.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 10:28:32 PM »
Hate to tell you lard boy, but this is SOP for UPS from what I've seen. Our old driver did the same thing and would make a feeble attempt to cover up the package if something was there to do it with. Never had a package taken. I'm sure they will let you sign for it, but it might cut into the savings of all those nicely carb laden internet goodies you are buying on amazon for the extra charge.

I have an idea, maybe the US postal service would be willing to give those keys up so your ups guy can put your items in those boxes too...ever think of that dipshit? I don't expect they'll give that power up though will they?

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 10:32:32 PM »
They were diet flapjacks. :(
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 10:33:32 PM »
They were diet flapjacks. :(


More like fart fuel...lots of fiber in those buckwheat pancakes...no wonder Jeanette likes to get out and work a lot :p

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 10:37:04 PM »
I wonder what UPS charges to ship pancake mix.  It can't be cheap.

I saw this headline from the geniuses at the Times: 'We’re Eating Less Meat. Why?'

Because it's expensive, you dumbass.  That's why.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 10:48:29 PM »
The UPS guy is probably afraid of getting hit over the head in the bad neighborhood.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 10:52:01 PM »
Or tired of carrying around heavy boxes of pancake mix.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 10:52:51 PM »
Uh Oh!

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1. Over the top.

Hey have you ever heard of scrapitalism? Don't you know there are delivery time limits, understaffed, people doing some bonused freak's bidding, that are being watched? Why would you call this working person who you apparently don't personally know "the ignorant ****." He obviously hasn't given you his time for that.

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I guess I forgot to explain that the other 20% of deliveries not done by this driver to whom I'm referring are completed by someone who knocks loudly, waits at the door and allows a resident to sign for the package.

The 20% driver, not an ignorant ****.

The 80% driver I'm complaining about, ignorant **** and I will shout it from the rooftops, thank you kindly.

So don't tell me I'm over the top unless and until it's you who has lost some important medical supplies and have someone with open ulcers who can't properly bandage his wounded limb, or an expensive electronic item because it was carelessly left in a place where anyone could steal it.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2012, 10:53:10 PM »
Or tired of carrying around heavy boxes of pancake mix.

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2012, 10:59:19 PM »
Uh Oh again!

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31. Glad you're able to sit home for a day or two waiting for a pkg.

I'd guess most people don't have that luxury because they have to make a living outside the home during UPS delivery hours.

I own a retail business. We've shipped more than 20,000 packages in the past 10 years, 99.99% via USPS. We are offered large discounts to ship with UPS and FedEx but I would never switch. Those services are substandard in every meaningful way, most importantly breakage rate. USPS Priority is consistently on time and undamaged.

Conversely, when I'm the buyer, I appreciate the flexibility of having more than one delivery option: 1) a rented PO box, 2) my residence, or 3) hold at the PO for pickup. UPS has very little flexibility unless you have a friend or neighbor willing to stay at home and act as package broker. Our route driver is from the throw and run school and has more than once left expensive electronics in the front yard in the rain. This and similar WTF moments have made me swear off of companies who offer UPS-only shipping options.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2012, 11:00:45 PM »
Jesus Christ.

Walk your lazy, non-working ass to the store or the bus stop and buy your own pancake mix, gauze, and tape already.  It's not like you have anything better to do like delivering a truck full of packages to irate, bitchy shut ins.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2012, 11:02:05 PM »
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23. You lost me when you referred to the UPS guy as an "ignorant ****".,

If this is your attitude when dealing with working people I'm not surprised that you're still having problems.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2012, 11:08:33 PM »
A@# Y*% F#@*$#^ K*%%$&^ M#???

Was this uploaded from "Occupy My Dumb Bitch Who Works While I laze About On The Couch" park down in Anaheimistan???

Holy smokes! I thought the Jihadis were harsh on their wimmenz.

For cryin' out loud Dummie, do you not realize you are pitting union brother against union brother?

And you expect everyone around you to "Step & Fetchit" just for you?



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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2012, 11:57:01 PM »
I guess he wants the UPS guy to cook it for him too ?  He must have fat blocking his hearing because I can clearly hear a package being put on my doorstep. And uh, they tell you when your package will arrive, almost to the hour.  All lard butt has to do is stay awake.  Damn.


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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2012, 11:57:49 PM »
I guess he wants the UPS guy to cook it for him too ?  He must have fat blocking his hearing because I can clearly hear a package being put on my doorstep.
Amen.  And you'd have to be missing fingers for me not to hear a knock on my front door.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2012, 06:40:49 AM »
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13. Have you thought about leaving the driver a note on your door?

Something on a big sheet of paper written with a sharpie so that the words are easy to read from a distance and the whole thing is hard to miss? Maybe placed right about where he'd be knocking? Something real short and straightforward.

"Hey, could you knock louder and maybe wait a second? If we don't answer could you please leave the package at the front desk? If you leave it here it'll get stolen. I have health problems and sometimes don't hear you knocking so I'd really appreciate the help. Thanks, xxxxxx."

Two bucks says that when you call up UPS, they never even bother to mention what you're upset about with the driver. Corporate is a trainwreck with that company and communications aren't very good at all. If you can find a way to communicate directly with the driver, you might have better luck.

How about something simpler, like:

KNOCK LOUDLY
I live on your tax dollars, so can afford to sleep all day.
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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2012, 07:58:32 AM »
Just out of curiosity I checked, and I found that you can buy the same mix cheaper from the Bob's Red Mill's website (2 dollars less), plus, they have a wider variety of shipping options.  Took me less than a minute to figure out.

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2012, 08:39:34 AM »
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8. There is a solution with UPS.

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I have plenty of issues with UPS, most of which involve the glacial rate at which the shipments arrive. I just got some coffee (San Francisco to Wisconsin) that took over a week to get here.

BUT one cool thing that UPS does is that ... on their tracking page (just plug in the tracking number of your shipment) ... you can sign up to have a text message sent to your phone when the package arrives on your doorstep. As soon as the driver hits the "delivered" button on his computer the text message is sent to your cell phone. Cool. I've done this twice ... today was the second time ... and it worked flawlessly. You can also opt for an email notice instead, but the text message is so convenient. Happens instantly.

But that said, this place I get my coffee from used the Postal Service as their cheapest delivery option in the past, and they were GREAT. Now you can get USPS delivery, but it costs extra. UPS??? ... not that great.

But the text message notice is a very great thing. Check it out next time you get a shipment from Amazon.

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15. Thanks for the tip, but sadly we can't afford cell phones.

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We're hoping that with my wife's income that may change, but for now she has a very basic cell phone with only a handful of minutes per month which was provided while we were on the SNAP program before she started working again. The other two of us just have a basic landline through our cable service which doesn't even have free long distance.

They had a few carrier pigeons but the Las Vegas Leviathan ate them.

As to UPS suckage, they do suck. I hate em. Their union encourages them to be inept.

They dropped a handgun on my front porch, without a signature, while I was at work. It was there all day.

I was pissed.

Guns have to be shipped overnight because of employee theft. It cost 60.00 with UPS and 20.00 at the post office. People without an FFL are prohibited from shipping handguns at the post office.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2012, 08:47:36 AM »
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We are frequent customers of Amazon, where we can get a lot of non-perishable food items in bulk for an excellent price. These items are delivered by UPS. Our roommate is a disabled veteran who often receives shipments of medical supplies from the VA, also by UPS.

Checking the Amazon site, it seems they have several shipping companies with which they work.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_navbox_lnship_track?nodeId=468530

Sounds like the foundation of your complaint is that you're ordering and not specifying you want your order shipped by a certain carrier.  Tell them to send it via USPS.  May cost more, but hey...

Unless this was just some stupid rant in order to complain about "leav(ing) matters in the hands of these private dipshit corporations," then shut-up, fatso.

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Re: gigantic primitive loses bags of Bob's Red Mill buckwheat pancake flour
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2012, 08:58:52 AM »
They were diet flapjacks. :(

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