Willie:
NOT Nadin. This winner should be one that has spent several years in the making. I see Nadin as a one hit wonder. For me, the Willie should go to Redstone, posthumously.
As usual, Tucker, you've come in with a most-excellent slate.
There's an argument over at our old home because I nominated the late red round one for the Willie, as if it's indecent to nominate someone no longer in this time and place.
I beg to differ, and remember I'm guided by a strict Catholic conscience almost medieval in nature.
Once a person leaves this time and place, that person's no longer affected by what others say of him; even the most savage mockery and ridicule can do him no harm. The person's beyond hurt. When franksolich passes from this vale of tears--which I certainly hope isn't for a very long time yet--the last thing I'll be worrying about is what anyone still here (decent and civilized people, and primitives) says about franksolich.
So I think the deceased are just as fair game as the living.
That being said, the conscience dictates that if such a person won an award, it would be written with kindness and sensitivity. I have no idea at the moment what I'd write about the late red round one, but I do know if I had to write an award for the late Chief S itting Bull, it'd be something his widow would print out, laminate, and use as a page-marker in her Bible to solace and comfort her in her sorrow.
Broken Elbow:
Pam Dawson. AKA Greenbriar. AKA Demjeepten.
She has cancer, you know. The name may change but she is easy to track as her persistent whining gives her away.
She has so many ailments that she should will her body to science.
YOu know, it's been only two years since greenbriar was the surprise winner of Top DUmmie, and damn, I'd forgotten all about her.
Golden Bong:
It was a toss up between Wiley50, with his pot cures cancer or 11Bravo, with his continual and delusional self characterization of himself being a member of the 101st Airborne during the "Hamburger hill" conflict.
I know it's a long shot but I'm going with Wiley50. His bouncy is from Jan of this year. Plenty of bouncies between then and now. Big disadvantage.
It's still worthy of consideration.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x265263
Good choice, great choice.
My top 10 Dummy of the Year nominee's are a follows:
10- Judi Lynn- LBN post ho & big time Hugo lover.
9- Iverglas- Disbarred Canadian lawyer and anti gunner. Has recently started a new line of attack against pro gunners in the gungeon. Has been running to Skimmer and complaining that the pro gunners are bad mouthing anti gun democrat politicians. Has gotten several banned in the last quarter. See "Ask the Administrator."
8-Sarah Ibarruri- Giving up her cooter to conservatives in exchange for dinner and a movie. She can't understand why they don't like obama but likes the free food and movies too much to end it.
7- SidDithers- Justa cranky old cynic.
6- DainBramaged- Hey! He has me on ignore. Should give him honorable mention.
I had the brain-damaged primitive on my list, in case anyone forgot to nominate him.
I'm sure that grouchy old Don, the NNNHL0I primitive, is sweating bullets, because he hasn't been nominated yet, but I long ago guaranteed he'd be nominated. franksolich is the one who closes out the nomination thread (this coming Saturday, late evening), during which time I try to fill in omissions, and Don can stop worrying.
He's going to be nominated. It's guaranteed. It's a sure thing.
5- Taverner- Nothing I can say about him that hasn't already been said.
4- Beth. Doug's stupid ex wife. Living with her mother in the sticks in a ancient, cramped and decrepit RV trailer with no wheels has her getting nuttier and nuttier.
A Hispanic wanna be so she can be part of the used/abused class.
I wondered if Doug's stupid ex-wife was going to be nominated, or if I was going to have to do it, at the end. She's been nominated for the Willie, but this is the first nomination for her, for top primitive.
3-Stinky the Clown- For calling me a failed car company.
I love it. 
2- Horse with no brain- Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
You know, sir, if the sparkling husband dude wins an award, I don't think he's going to rate as good a write-up as he did last year, when he came in #02 Top DUmmie. I rate that particular award, personally, as the best award I've ever written and bestowed, but got no gratitude, no gratitude at all, from the sparkling husband dude.
A literary masterpiece he got, nothing but his snide name-calling I got.
And it's w-a-a-a-a-y long past time Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus got recognition.
1- Omaha Ed Norton- He has shown, throughout the year, what it takes to win the top prize. He has displayed true DUmmy character. He hasn't had just one super duper blockbuster hit like some contenders who then fade into obscurity but has had several smash, top notch performances over the entire year.
^^^^^
