Author Topic: Official Nomination Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed) (Read 51432 times)

AprilRazz · « **Reply #25 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:05:26 AM »

Was it Cali or Kali who managed to get herself wallduded? In anyplace She deserves to have her name thrown in the pot.
Bobothehobo was going pretty strong earlier this year as well. The subway cat from my home state is always close to my heart and has managed to be pretty consistent between commitments.

And of course nadin for top DUmmy.

franksolich · « **Reply #26 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:33:26 AM »

Okay, the Taverner primitive's nominated, and will be on the ballot for top primitive, as I thought he would be, and I expect he's going to finish rather highly.

The weight-lifting primitive's also now on the ballot, for top primitive of 2011.

Remember, there's twenty primitives, not just one, who win, although of course the number one ranking is the gold medal. However, a silver or bronze is nothing to sneeze at either.

franksolich · « **Reply #27 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:37:27 AM »

Quote from: AprilRazz on November 24, 2011, 10:05:26 AM

Was it Cali or Kali who managed to get herself wallduded? In anyplace She deserves to have her name thrown in the pot.

Bobothehobo was going pretty strong earlier this year as well. The subway cat from my home state is always close to my heart and has managed to be pretty consistent between commitments.

And of course nadin for top DUmmy.

I'm kind of unclear about this, madam, so please clarify.

That was the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive who wallduded herself.

There's a Kali primitive, but she's much younger and much prettier, and lives down in the southernmost part of Texas.

I know you mean the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, and that you've nominated nadin for top primitive, but am unclear about what you wish to do with bobbolink and underground panther. Nominate them for top primitive, or one of the other awards?

Ballygrl · « **Reply #28 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:43:46 AM »

I have to think about the others, but for the main award, right now I nominate Nads and Sarah Ibuprofen (I think Go Bucks calls her that LOL).

Ballygrl · « **Reply #29 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:48:52 AM »

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on November 23, 2011, 06:57:37 PM

Then make it so! Know-it-all Nadin is definitely my top choice for DUmmie of the Year, but I would put Sarah Ibuprofen on the finalists' stage with her, the girls holding hands as Bert Parks reads off the names.

whiffleball · « **Reply #30 on:** November 24, 2011, 11:01:39 AM »

Newbie = fire walk with me; been on their greatest page daily for a month or so reporting on the freaks crapping on city sidewalks.

Golden Bong = Sarah Ibuprophen; boyfriend bouncy.

Broken Elbow = Taverner; consistent insanity.

DOTY = I must wait on this one. I know it'll be nads, but once again this year I can hardly bear to see the most obvious POS win this coveted award.

franksolich · « **Reply #31 on:** November 24, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »

Quote from: whiffleball on November 24, 2011, 11:01:39 AM

Newbie = fire walk with me; been on their greatest page daily for a month or so reporting on the freaks crapping on city sidewalks.

Golden Bong = Sarah Ibuprophen; boyfriend bouncy.

Broken Elbow = Taverner; consistent insanity.

DOTY = I must wait on this one. I know it'll be nads, but once again this year I can hardly bear to see the most obvious POS win this coveted award.

Okay. fire_walk_with_me, or however the primitive styles it, is on the ballot for the newbie award.

I haven't checked--in a hurry, getting ready to head off--but I believe crazy Sarah's already on for the golden bong.....but if she's not, she is now.

And the Taverner primitive for the broken elbow award.

franksolich · « **Reply #32 on:** November 24, 2011, 03:44:37 PM »

On this, the latter half of the day decent and civilized people give thanks to God, I'm nominating mike_c, the mike_c primitive, for top primitive of 2011.

The mike_c primitive's a real military hater--unless it's the Islamic militia and irregulars, then he loves them.

I'd like to see the mike_c primitive try jamming a long-stemmed flower down the barrel of a rifle wielded by a terrorist..... (One has to be pretty old to remember what this refers to.)

The mike_c primitive also thinks he's more intelligent than God.

The funniest thing about the mike_c primitive, however, is that while he rails and rages against the capitalist system, he's getting ready to retire on a luxurious professorial pension funded by.....the capitalist system. If the mike_c primitive were an honest man, he'd spurn that pension, given it's from what he thinks of as "tainted money."

The mike_c primitive about 60 years ago came from a close and loving and civilized family in small-town Kansas; one wonders if he'd actually been adopted, not born into it.

Revolution · « **Reply #33 on:** November 24, 2011, 05:24:01 PM »

Top DUmors
Know-it-All Nadin obviously
Fire Walk With Me (I think this one has made quite an impression this year)
Crazy Sarah
Stinky the Clown
Eferarri
The Straight Story
Proud2BDumb
UndergroundPanther (as per usual, her stories are totally nuts, and somehow still entertaining)
kpete
Taverner
Bobbo the Hobo should have a place between 15-20. She's left a special, dirty place in all our hearts.
The Pittstain.

Those are just off the top of my head. I'll get to more eventually before the deadline.

Newbie: Fire Walk With Me

Busted Elbow: Nadin

Willie: Nadinbrzinski: She may bring home 3 awards as far as I'm concerned

Golden Bong: Not all too many bouncies interest me. Suffice it to say, I haven't payed much attention to many of them. Once in a while, there will be an extraordinary one that with draw me in, but that's rare. I'll let y'all take care of this one.

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I'd like to see the mike_c primitive try jamming a long-stemmed flower down the barrel of a rifle wielded by a terrorist..... (One has to be pretty old to remember what this refers to.)

My father told me about that when his brother, my uncle, was serving. Also told me that someone he knew got in trouble for discharging his weapon after said flower was placed in his firearm.

Delmar · « **Reply #34 on:** November 24, 2011, 05:25:02 PM »

Quote from: AprilRazz on November 24, 2011, 10:05:26 AM

Was it Cali or Kali who managed to get herself wallduded? In anyplace She deserves to have her name thrown in the pot.
Bobothehobo was going pretty strong earlier this year as well. The subway cat from my home state is always close to my heart and has managed to be pretty consistent between commitments.

And of course nadin for top DUmmy.

underground panther deserves some kind of recognition for the magnum opus that was captivating enough that I was able to read it in its entirety: "Why I Hate the Rich." Might as well be DOTY.

AprilRazz · « **Reply #35 on:** November 24, 2011, 07:45:59 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on November 24, 2011, 10:37:27 AM

I'm kind of unclear about this, madam, so please clarify.

That was the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive who wallduded herself.

There's a Kali primitive, but she's much younger and much prettier, and lives down in the southernmost part of Texas.

I know you mean the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, and that you've nominated nadin for top primitive, but am unclear about what you wish to do with bobbolink and underground panther. Nominate them for top primitive, or one of the other awards?

That would be Cali then. All for the top primitive nominations.
Sorry about that.

Airwolf · « **Reply #36 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:07:46 PM »

Omaha Steve for the whiner award and Stinky The Clown for DOTY

franksolich · « **Reply #37 on:** November 25, 2011, 02:40:02 AM »

Okay, after the first full day-and-a-half of nominations, this is what we got:

Top DUmmie of 2011 (twenty selected):

bobbolink
cali (the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive)
EFerrari (Doug's stupid ex-wife)
Fire_Walk_With_Me
Horse With no Name (Ms Ed, the unappellated eohippus)
kpete (the kaput primitive)
mike_c
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve (Omaha's Ed Norton)
Proud2BLibKansan (Anne, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher)
Sarah Ibarruri
Stinky the Clown (the sparkling husband dude)
The Straight Story
ThomWV (the mountain man primitive)
Taverner
undergroundpanther (the subway cat)
Viva_Daddy
w8liftinglady

Willie, for spreading around the good name and reputation of Skins's island:

Andy Stephenson (the late red round one)
EFerrari (Doug's stupid ex-wife)
hippywife (Mrs. Alfred Packer)
nadinbrzezinski
Stinky the Clown (the sparkling husband dude)

newbie, for an outstanding primitive who's never been in the top twenty:

Fire_Walk_With_Me
malaise (the malarial primitive)
snoutport
white_wolf

broken elbow, for the whiningest primitive:

Cyrano (Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive)
mopinko (the hypochondrial primitive)
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve (Omaha's Ed Norton)
Taverner

golden bouncy, for the best bouncies:

Dreamer Tatum
Horse With no Name (Ms Ed, the unappellated eohippus)
nadinbrzezinski
Sarah Ibarruri

franksolich · « **Reply #38 on:** November 25, 2011, 04:42:01 AM »

This morning, I'm nominating Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive Cyrano, for top primitive.

Oscar Wilde's already been nominated for the broken elbow, the whiner award, but I think he deserves to be a top primitive of 2011 too, and there's nothing to stop a primitive from winning one of the top primitive spots, and a special award.

The large-proboscised primitive's always been pretty prominent on Skins's island, and true, it's always been his cry-babying about this or that--and hence the nomination for the broken elbow--but simply that because he's such an outstanding primitive, I think he deserves this too, consideration for top primitive.

Oscar Wilde made the bottom half of the top twenty one time before--and only one time--and I've always been surprised he's never cracked into the top half of the top ten.

tanstaafl · « **Reply #39 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:26:10 AM »

Good Morning, fellow CC'ers.

Today, I'd like to offer a nomination for the Willie Award.

Yes, after a long thought on the subject of who would be the Special DUmmie that best encapsulated the epitome of what really makes the DUmp such a cesspool of STUPID, I nominate the recently departed DUmmie PROUDDAD.

PROUDDAD, you all may recall, was so enthusiatic about joining in on a National General Strike back in the spring that he thought maybe, MAYBE, he'd almost be willing to get a JOB for that purpose.

Alas, the strain of looking for that elusive employment apparently cracked his nut and he spouted off on some tangent that Skinner disapproved, resulting in the tombstoning of the PROUDDAD, now known far and wide as shydad. as in ONE CAN SHY OF A SIXPACK, possibly unappreciated and probably unable to return to the DUmp that was so near and dear to his tiny little heart. Maybe...

So, during the vote for the WILLY AWARD, Please join me in raising your clenched left fist and extend your wiggling fingers in uptwinkles for PROUDDAD.

Oh, and here's the link to the thread wherein PROUDDAD shoned so brightly in his eagerness to vacate the corner and put down his "UNEMPLOYED, NEED FOOD! _{BUT DON'T TELL ME TO GET A JOB}" sign.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=4763020&mesg_id=4763148

franksolich · « **Reply #40 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:27:40 AM »

Quote from: tanstaafl on November 25, 2011, 08:26:10 AM

Now, that's a wonderfully grand nomination, sir; I like it!

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #41 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:40:47 AM »

I can't believe she hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd like to nominate, for the Willie, CaliforniaPeggy. She is a gracious presence on Skins's Island--the Perle Mesta of DUmmieland, the hostess with the mostest, always greeting her fellow primitives with a "My dear this" or a "My dear that." On top of that, CalPig is the poet laureate of the DUmp.

Also, somewhere in the Top Twenty for DUmmie of the Year--maybe not in the Top Ten this year, but perhaps in the pool of nominees for the Top Twenty--should be the usual suspects, those longtime standbys of the DUmp not nominated yet: CaliforniaPeggy, WilliamPitt, Raven, Kentuck, the list goes on and on.

Skinner, EarlG, Elad--are they eligible for anything?

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #42 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:53:05 AM »

MineralMan should be in the Top Twenty somewhere, perhaps. He has been an active presence this year.

Sid Dithers has been one of my favorites this year, for sure! He has been following Know-it-all Nadin around, from thread to thread, always giving her a hard time, always doing it with style and wit! I love it! He must be #1 on her iggy list. And so I nominate Sid Dithers for the DOTY. Hmm, I wonder if he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL???

Oh, and I STRONGLY favor Nads for Top Primitive. I know some of you want to go against the obvious choice, but come on, really! She's way over the top, yes, and annoyingly so. But also comically so, and that's what makes her our Nadin! IMHO, the All-knowing One has been the stand-out, break-out star this year, certainly on the DUmmie FUnnies.

VOTE NADIN

AprilRazz · « **Reply #43 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:53:49 AM »

I am going to throw sub atomic in for whatever he is eligible for. He is making a late run it seems.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66973.msg777244.html#new
Also the calpig for the Willie as well. She sure did give me the willies with this post.

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-28-11 01:09 PM
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4. I am NOT just a sexual object.
I would be offended, esp. if the comment were made by someone I have zero respect for. And doing it publicly would just be the damn icing on the cake.

It is quite one thing to be a love object. It is quite another thing to be "masturbation material."

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52861.msg0.html#new

whiffleball · « **Reply #44 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:54:50 AM »

Had to co-opt your avatar Frank.

AprilRazz · « **Reply #45 on:** November 25, 2011, 08:55:30 AM »

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on November 25, 2011, 08:53:05 AM

MineralMan should be in the Top Twenty somewhere, perhaps. He has been an active presence this year.

Sid Dithers has been one of my favorites this year, for sure! He has been following Know-it-all Nadin around, from thread to thread, always giving her a hard time, always doing it with style and wit! I love it! He must be #1 on her iggy list. And so I nominate Sid Dithers for the DOTY. Hmm, I wonder if he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL???

Oh, and I STRONGLY favor Nads for Top Primitive. I know some of you want to go against the obvious choice, but come on, really! She's way over the top, yes, and annoyingly so. But also comically so, and that's what makes her our Nadin! IMHO, the All-knowing One has been the stand-out, break-out star this year, certainly on the DUmmie FUnnies.

VOTE NADIN

She is making greenbriar look like an amateur. Even thought to me the posting styles are similar for some reason.

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #46 on:** November 25, 2011, 09:03:05 AM »

Jus say no to Bobo the Hobo. She is so 2010. Yes, bobbolink was my #1 choice for DOTY last year--getting the Pittster banned, constantly whining about her homelessness from the back of her Buick. But this year, the Homeless One has been largely AWOL.

VOTE NADIN

tanstaafl · « **Reply #47 on:** November 25, 2011, 09:12:06 AM »

I offer in NOMINATION for the AWARD called the GOLDEN BOUNCY, CALI, the bitter old vermontese primitive.

Who can forget the bitter old Vermontese primitive's spouting of all those bitter words complaining about the "summer people" that visited her place of employment and insulting a family from Washington DC, our great nation's capital city. Beyond the description of the livestock and fami;ial pets that roamed the grounds and eating area as she "WALLDUDED" herself into a spiral of negativity and unemployment.

No more General Strikes for CALI!

And, there was the almost simutaneous accident at her home, breaking her leg in several places and forced to crawl, yes CRAWL!, to her neighbors to call an ambulance. Because she had her telephone upstairs and she brilliantly decided that the quarter to half mile ordeal of dragging her unemployed butt through the slime and mud along the lane instead of up the dry and warm stairway for 25 feet.

The double whammy bouncy, part one to ingratiate herself to the local board moonbats, one of which immediately ratted her out, and the next to garner sympathy from the same looney bunch, was spine tingling and captured our attention over the span of, oh, a week or so.

Fellow CC'ers, when the nominations are complete and the calls for voting commence, join me in voting the GOLDEN BOUNCY for CALI. Look at it as a way of saying "See, you stupid wretch! Serves you right!".

Carl · « **Reply #48 on:** November 25, 2011, 09:23:08 AM »

For DUmmy of the year...Kentuck,it makes the average DUmbass look smart.

For the Willie...Alan Grayson,only at the DUmp can a lunatic that lost his Congressional seat by a landslide in his first reelection bid be worshipped as a Presidential shoe in.

For newbie... socialist_n_TN,another pie in the sky Utopian fool.

tanstaafl · « **Reply #49 on:** November 25, 2011, 09:24:19 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on November 25, 2011, 08:27:40 AM

Quote from: tanstaafl on November 25, 2011, 08:26:10 AM

Now, that's a wonderfully grand nomination, sir; I like it!

Thanks, franksolich. A real compliment, coming from you.

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