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Which Cars Attract Women?
« on: May 10, 2011, 10:23:39 PM »
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 09:50:32 AM »
From personal experience it is not:
Ford F-150
Lincoln LS
GMC Sierra
Chevy Blazer
Dodge Diplomat
Chevy Citation
Oldsmobile Delta 88
AMC Spirit

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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 09:52:25 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 11, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
Dodge Diplomat
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The LS is a nice car.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 09:54:16 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 11, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
From personal experience it is not:
Ford F-150
Lincoln LS
GMC Sierra
Chevy Blazer
Dodge Diplomat
Chevy Citation
Oldsmobile Delta 88
AMC Spirit

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If women are so shallow that she's worried about what car I'm driving, she's not for me.

BTW, I drive a Nissan Maxima.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 10:04:42 AM »
My Grandad had a Citation!   :tongue:

FWIW, I never even considered the type of car as criteria when dating a man.  Hell, I drove an Aspire for a while, who am I to judge?

However, in retrospect, I think that dating the 28 y/o who had to borrow a car from his Mom was a mistake.   :thatsright:

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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 10:07:17 AM »
My aunt had the Citation-based Buick Skylark... she won it in some sweepstakes.

I thought it was a nice car at the time, but I was nine.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 10:10:10 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 11, 2011, 09:52:25 AM
Dodge Diplomat
 :rotf:

The LS is a nice car.
The Dodge was a brick. The LS was great but had two major problems.

One, it was worth crap trying to go anywhere in the winter. I had trouble in the snow if it was deeper than 2".
Two, the tires were debris magnets. I had to replace tires twice and repair a bunch holes over the 2+ years I had it. Strangest thing pulled out of the tires was a punch.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 10:23:34 AM »


Ladies, I am now accepting applications.

 :-)

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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 10:26:57 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 11, 2011, 10:04:42 AM
Hell, I drove an Aspire for a while, who am I to judge?

That's a rather obscure car.  Ford didn't make that one for very long, did they?
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 10:27:19 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on May 11, 2011, 10:23:34 AM


Ladies, I am now accepting applications.

 :-)

 :lmao:

But, is it a WORK truck or is it a SHOW truck?

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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 10:29:43 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2011, 10:26:57 AM
That's a rather obscure car.  Ford didn't make that one for very long, did they?

There's a reason for that.  It ASPIRED to be a car.  Dang thing was given to me for free, and I needed a car.  Half the key was broken in the ignition, the trunk wouldn't open, and the passenger door could not be unlocked from the outside.  There was a screwdriver that had to stay in the gear box, otherwise it would go into park anywhere.  The cup holder was directly horizontal from the tape player, so if I stopped really fast my drink would go right in. 

And, it was metallic turquoise green with pink stripes.  I hated that car.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 10:36:10 AM »
You should read this... Capsule Review: 1995 Ford Aspire

Everybody here already knows what I'm driving.  I'm available. :naughty: :rotf:



I keep washing that BMW, but it never seems to get any cleaner.  I did replace the dented hood.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 10:36:45 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 11, 2011, 10:27:19 AM
But, is it a WORK truck or is it a SHOW truck?



Yes.

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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2011, 10:37:25 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2011, 09:54:16 AM
If women are so shallow that she's worried about what car I'm driving, she's not for me.

BTW, I drive a Nissan Maxima.
Absolutely agree! hi-5 :cheersmate:
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2011, 10:38:38 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 11, 2011, 10:37:25 AM
Absolutely agree! hi-5 :cheersmate:
You drive a Nissan Maxima too?
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
I want a man that drives a manly vehicle.  There is this guy at my son's school that drives a red Ford Explorer.  I call him ***** boy as that is how I see him driving that vehicle.  Let me see a man in a miata and I think gay or ***** boy.  

Same when I see some of these women around here trying to be all badass and buying a truck.  They have to make sure you know they are driving a truck by putting a bumper sticker on it that says "Silly boys, trucks are for girls".  Lady, I didn't need the bumper sticker to know a female was driving a truck, your swerving all over the road and timid driving did it. :bird:
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2011, 10:40:56 AM »
  :lmao:

I was raised in a small town, 3 stoplights that blink, blink, blinked yellow after 10 PM. Dude from out of town started hanging around with some of us country boys that wasn't quite in with the uptown "in" crowd but wasn't on the outs with them either. He was driving a 1951 Dodge Coupe. He was clean cut and reasonable to look at. The snotty uptown girls turned their noses up at him because of the car he drove. And I guess his choosing to hang with us country boys had some to do with their rejection.

He started dating this country gal that wasn't accepted by the "in" crowd. She to wasn't in nor out with the "in" crowd, just sort of endured by them. She was a really nice girl, sort of plain Jane-ish but not fat or skinny and not ugly by any means. She was a step or two below cheerleader class you might say.

Came the big night for some kind of social event where all the "in" crowd girls would come out or something. I don't remember what it was all about but the "in" crowd girls were a little perturbed because some how, god forbid, the country gal was going to be there too.... :lmao:...then things got interesting. The out of town dude showed up with the country gal in of all  things a bottle green 1962 Jaguar XKE coupe.. DAMN what a sharp car! He had taken country gal to the big city beauty parlor to get gussied up and then to the best clothing store in the state to get her an evening grown...she was the best looking thing there....queen of the ball.... :lmao: I understand that heads were exploding and doing 360's all night long.... :lmao:

Out of town dudes dad was filthy rich. From that time on when out of town dude came to town he would be in the XKE and the "in" crowd girls would curse and spit and sputter...  :lmao: Out of town dude was tired of the "in" crowd kind of people he had to associate with so he had came to our town to hang out. It all had a fairy tale story ending. They got married and lived happily ever after....and have got umpteen grandkids and I hear they've started on great grandkids.

So, you can take the fancy car now and probably get a lemon or take the lemon now and maybe get a fancy ride later.

I was driving a blood red 4-door GMC dually when I got the current wife. Hey, at the time I had more uses for that truck than I had for a wife... :rotf:



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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2011, 10:41:59 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 11, 2011, 10:29:43 AM
There's a reason for that.  It ASPIRED to be a car.  Dang thing was given to me for free, and I needed a car.  Half the key was broken in the ignition, the trunk wouldn't open, and the passenger door could not be unlocked from the outside.  There was a screwdriver that had to stay in the gear box, otherwise it would go into park anywhere.  The cup holder was directly horizontal from the tape player, so if I stopped really fast my drink would go right in. 

And, it was metallic turquoise green with pink stripes.  I hated that car.

Well, at least it was free.  Otherwise it sounds like it was quite a hastle.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2011, 11:12:56 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 11, 2011, 10:38:38 AM
You drive a Nissan Maxima too?
Nope! Black Ford 500. It's got a cvt trans in it...weirdest driving car i've ever owned.
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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2011, 11:13:33 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2011, 11:19:45 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2011, 10:41:59 AM
Well, at least it was free.  Otherwise it sounds like it was quite a hastle.

When I finally went out and bought a car, I traded it in.  In August.  The AC didn't work either. The salesman who test drove it was not impressed, but I got $500 on it, and LAUGHED. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2011, 11:43:57 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 11, 2011, 11:18:06 AM
Which one?????

Well, I guess you could almost say both.  I bought it because I've always wanted one and this one was 9K below book.  It gets me to work and back, hauls whatever I need to haul, is plush on the inside, and is one powerful beast that will go through just about anything (mud, snow, ice, etc).

Looking really cool is an added bennie.
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Re: Which Cars Attract Women?
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2011, 12:07:13 PM »
I don't give a shit because I drive a mini-van.  :tongue:

Oh, by the way -- I'm the guy in my town that doesn't drive a truck. Last time I checked, I still had my 'nads....  :-)
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