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Offline Traveshamockery

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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2010, 10:09:10 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 23, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
"My room




Padded walls



Steel door
Locked



My bed
Straps




My jacket
3 foot sleeves
strapped tight in back





Bed straps
Criss-Crossed across my body
Tight





My 80 year-old breasts
Two feet long, drooping
1/2 inch thick






Compressed against my abdominal paunch
RASH - SCREAMING for release






Depends overflowing
Not able to empty or wipe





Throw-up breakfast in mouth against electro-shock therapy rubber damn in mouth
Becomes evening dinner





Let's make bread"





 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2010, 10:20:04 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on August 23, 2010, 06:49:03 PM
Oh, Great Merciful Zeus...

It's shit like this that gives me flashbacks. I used to work as an assistant editor (meaning: smegma technician) at one of those free liberal rags every large city has, and part of my job was wallowing through schlock like this that the area moonbats would send in, mistaking themselves for writers.  :loser:

You poor, poor bastard!  Here...have a drink...

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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2010, 01:59:15 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 23, 2010, 08:46:37 PM
I'm guessing it's either a bottle of gin or the cat.

I'm thinking something battery-operated.
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2010, 05:50:18 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 23, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
"My room




Padded walls



Steel door
Locked



My bed
Straps




My jacket
3 foot sleeves
strapped tight in back





Bed straps
Criss-Crossed across my body
Tight





My 80 year-old breasts
Two feet long, drooping
1/2 inch thick






Compressed against my abdominal paunch
RASH - SCREAMING for release






Depends overflowing
Not able to empty or wipe





Throw-up breakfast in mouth against electro-shock therapy rubber damn in mouth
Becomes evening dinner





Let's make bread"


How did I miss this the first time ? Muchos funny right there.  :-)
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2010, 09:12:23 AM »
She's trapped in "© 2010 MLC"?
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2010, 09:35:07 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 23, 2010, 08:40:38 PM
Wow!!

Somebody broke into the Thorazine locker...

You know how those libs/progressives need their "head meds"!  :mental:
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2010, 12:25:03 PM »
Quote from: dandi on August 24, 2010, 01:59:15 AM
I'm thinking something battery-operated.

Probably why she's writing bad poetry...the battery died!

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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2010, 01:47:07 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 24, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
Probably why she's writing bad poetry...the battery died!

Cindie

I'm pretty sure anything that gets close to Cal's regions that would require batteries would die!

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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2010, 04:33:02 PM »
I can say with all seriousness that Cpeg will not be among those that I select for DUmmy of the year. S/he will not even make a token appearance.

S/he just isn't DOY material
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2010, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 24, 2010, 04:33:02 PM
I can say with all seriousness that Cpeg will not be among those that I select for DUmmy of the year. S/he will not even make a token appearance.

S/he just isn't DOY material

You're right! I'm pretty sure it would take NASA in order to figure out what "material" her poems come from!
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Re: CalPig primitive whips out a new one
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 24, 2010, 04:56:01 PM
You're right! I'm pretty sure it would take NASA in order to figure out what "material" her poems come from!

I think it's more of a job for a zoologist than a rocket scientist.
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