Now I KNOW LL is my long lost twin! She covered pretty much my entire list.
With age I've determined that my capacity for bullsh*t has decreased. Here's a few more:
1. People who don't bathe. You know it's bad when it's cold outside and you still smell people a mile away. I nearly lost my lunch in a sandwich shop the other day. They were standing in front of us and every time someone would move, it would send a cloud of fumes our way. I kept backing up but there were people behind us too so I was trapped. Needless to say, I wasn't thrilled about my food when I got it. Thank goodness they took theirs to go.
Seriously people! It's called soap! I know you walk past it. I've seen you in the grocery store. Another place they make green clouds.
2. People who tailgate you when you are going at least 10 miles over the speed limit, then when you move over, they don't pass you.
3. Parents that ignore thier children. The child is standing there saying..."mommy, mommy, mommy etc etc" ANSWER THE CHILD...ACKNOWLEDGE THE CHILD IS THERE
4. People who clip thier fingernails in public.....do your hygeine at home, thanks.
5. I can't stand it when people just walk out into the street (or parking lot) without even making eye contact with the drivers zooming by!!! It shocked me when I first moved here because NO ONE in Texas dares walk out in front of a car without first looking both ways, making eye contact with the driver and then scurrying along as fast as they can. I guess people in Texas know you'll hit them.
6. Buffet/all you can eat hogs!!!