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Offline Eupher

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2010, 06:00:11 PM »
No,no. Sterno. Half off. Goes great with Windex.

Besides, it's not "my stuff". I was merely attempting to seduce Mrs.Schadenfreude with some appropriate muzak. Skirts dig 80's music.

Anyway my commie' stomping comrade, Ive got you covered.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHD_wT6IzYo[/youtube]

I happen to know -- at least from having read a few of her posts -- that Ms. Schadenfreude, aka "Schadie", is a seductress in her own right. You've probably been seduced and don't even realize it yet.

So to that end, I'm going to congratulate both of you on a job well done.

I don't have the audio so you'll have to take my word for it when I say that I played Sousa's "Semper Fidelis" march in honor of you two.

It's the least I could do.



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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2010, 07:01:18 PM »
How can you not love Schade. She is like the perfect fantasy girl.... always supportive, never nasty, never prone to PMS, never frigid, always ready! Oh yesh!  :evillaugh:

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2010, 07:03:05 PM »
How can you not love Schade. She is like the perfect fantasy girl.... always supportive, never nasty, never prone to PMS, never frigid, always ready! Oh yesh!  :evillaugh:

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Where you live, that's rare.
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2010, 07:08:09 PM »
Where you live, that's rare.

Al Gore has wrapped me in a big old global warming blanket. It is a balmy 28° F at 7pm. Thanks be to gaia. 
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2010, 08:40:26 PM »
How can you not love Schade. She is like the perfect fantasy girl.... always supportive, never nasty, never prone to PMS, never frigid, always ready! Oh yesh!  :evillaugh:

 :heart: :heart: :heart:

I would get into that. :naughty:

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2010, 09:06:28 PM »
Mr. Euphore, thanks for your serenade. I found your photo to be fascinating. What kind of trombone is that? It seems to have extra loopy bits. Also, your trombone seems to have been accessorized, nice touch.

My favorite Souza....wait a second.

That's not a trombone it's a EUPHONIUM isn't it! I can't tell you how frustrating it's been trying to figure out your screen name.

Anyway, once I pick up Mrs.Schade in my classic C-20, I figured I'd take her down to the nearest crossroads and conjure up Old' Scratch on my cigar box guitar....unless BadCat builds one of these things first.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrt6iTsGi6U[/youtube]

Really, we should form a C.C. band and get Mrs.Schade to be our go-go dancer.


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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2010, 09:36:33 PM »
Let me know when you strike up the band...

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2010, 10:15:27 PM »
Hmm. I'm not sure who that imitation Schadenfreude is, that Schadentation. But it looks like she'll fit right in the crock pot.

Anyway, I thought I'd set the mood with a little romantic music, maybe some sterno highballs, wait for the moon to come out...fangs start to grow...you know, the usual foreplay.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-A3zY93LeM[/youtube]

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2010, 10:33:00 PM »
I like being called a skirt.  :-)
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2010, 10:46:45 PM »
Mr. Euphore, thanks for your serenade. I found your photo to be fascinating. What kind of trombone is that? It seems to have extra loopy bits. Also, your trombone seems to have been accessorized, nice touch.

My favorite Souza....wait a second.

That's not a trombone it's a EUPHONIUM isn't it! I can't tell you how frustrating it's been trying to figure out your screen name.

Anyway, once I pick up Mrs.Schade in my classic C-20, I figured I'd take her down to the nearest crossroads and conjure up Old' Scratch on my cigar box guitar....unless BadCat builds one of these things first.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrt6iTsGi6U[/youtube]

Really, we should form a C.C. band and get Mrs.Schade to be our go-go dancer.



My favorite part of the guitar build was the sink drains for sound holes. LOVE THAT!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!LllLLL The volume and distortion knobs were a little loud, though. Gotta tone those down with a box that small.

I'll tell ya, Schadie looks ready, if'n ya know what I mean. The git-tar is tuned, ain't it? The writhing shall commence any moment, it looks like.

Um, no, the pic above is me puttin' in some time on my bass trombone. (Bass trombones have extra bits up top -- sorta like some of the CC gals, I suspect.)

And the accessories are my fan club. (I have only 3 members - the two parrots and Mrs E, who snapped the photo.)

I think you'd be my fourth fan. I'll get Mrs. E to send you the address where you can send your two Rice Krispies box tops for your autographed pic of me and the secret decoder ring.

Uh, I think that B string just went a bit flat. Need to tighten it up a bit.

I've been workin' on my eyebrows with this one. Only 4 more inches to go:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIBj3oCNfwQ[/youtube]

 
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2010, 11:40:42 PM »
Hellfire. I'll stick with the trumpet, but I've always wanted to give the trombone a shot. The case they come in looks big enough to hide all sorts of stuff that would most likely be used later as evidence against Mrs.Schade and I after we knock over the circle K on our way home from the deserted reservoir.

Also, that soloist looks like he's been raiding my closet.

How are you with the classics?

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2010, 07:36:03 AM »
How can you not love Schade. She is like the perfect fantasy girl.... always supportive, never nasty, never prone to PMS, never frigid, always ready! Oh yesh!  :evillaugh:

 :heart: :heart: :heart:

Considered moving here yet?  LOL.
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2010, 08:38:34 AM »
Hellfire. I'll stick with the trumpet, but I've always wanted to give the trombone a shot. The case they come in looks big enough to hide all sorts of stuff that would most likely be used later as evidence against Mrs.Schade and I after we knock over the circle K on our way home from the deserted reservoir.

Also, that soloist looks like he's been raiding my closet.

How are you with the classics?


Not too fond of that one. The backbeats are enough to try the patience of Job. I had to take a pill. And that trombone player was drunk - I can tell. Did you give him that can of Sterno that I had bequeathed to you? Shame on you if you did. It was some really special stuff.

No, as far as trombone goes, I like this kinda stuff that follows. Dick Shearer, the lead trombonist, is undoubtedly the LOUDEST trombone player that ever walked the planet. And he was somewhat reserved in this one.

This is Willie Maiden's "A Little Minor Booze" in honor of our fixation on Sterno. Stan Kenton fronts his megaband in 1972.

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2010, 09:50:31 AM »
Considered moving here yet?  LOL.

You would also have to put up with my quirks.  :lmao:
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2010, 09:59:31 AM »
You would also have to put up with my quirks.  :lmao:

And you'd have to put up with mine.

Oh, wait--you said "quirks", not "kinks".  Damn.  That's okay, I can still deal.
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2010, 01:52:05 PM »
I feel as though Eupher and AB are doing their best to school me in this thread..... I feel woefully out of my element and realize I need to get some more culture in my life.  :popcorn:
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2010, 02:45:26 PM »
What? Nothing could be farther from the truth my dear Schadenator. Actually, I was planning on using you as an alibi.

Anyway. Mr. Euphor dug up a true classic with Stan the Man. But Don Drumond and the fellers from studio one did the best they could with what they had. Which is to say, nothing. Jamaica didn't have a lot of musical resources, or even musical instruments in the early 60's. The stuff you're hearing was played on instruments too beat up for the salvation army, and by self taught musicians who couldn't even read music.

But we can move on (ahem) from the sterno and right into moth balls. They're pretty crunchy. Like this tune.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_MzRxDUeMI&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2010, 05:00:24 PM »
Awright, awright, just for Schadie:

The Velvet Fog:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuj5D-21Bo4[/youtube]

But it's really all about swing:

Mr. B in the latter part of his career:

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2010, 05:41:31 PM »
Don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2010, 06:15:44 PM »
I am in awe.  :lmao:
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2010, 06:17:19 PM »
Awright, awright, just for Schadie:

The Velvet Fog:

....


Remember when you used to think I was high maintenance? Just think about how cheap a date I am that I am entertained by the cost of a Computer/mouse/keyboard/internet connection.  :p
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2010, 06:33:56 PM »
Remember when you used to think I was high maintenance? Just think about how cheap a date I am that I am entertained by the cost of a Computer/mouse/keyboard/internet connection.  :p

Depends, dial-up or broadband?  :rotf:

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2010, 06:42:04 PM »
I'm sure Mrs. Schade uses broad band.

But who's cheaper? Mrs. Schade, or us, who need only a sizzling avatar to make us contemplate dropping our collective pants around our ankles.

Um...I'm just sayin'.

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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2010, 06:49:50 PM »
Depends, dial-up or broadband?  :rotf:

You know the answer to that question.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Schadie on a Friday Night
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2010, 06:52:16 PM »
I'm sure Mrs. Schade uses broad band.


Of course I do and Randy should know that.  :-)



But who's cheaper? Mrs. Schade, or us, who need only a sizzling avatar to make us contemplate dropping our collective pants around our ankles.

Um...I'm just sayin'.

Do I really have that affect?   :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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