Here we go! As it turns out 0 times per month, it's more like 1 time every 2 months (8wks). Yes, I do have some artificial work on it. How else would you get a two-tone? I think it runs about $135 for a cut and a color.
I don't currently have my nails done, though I have done it in the past, no massages, no foot treatments, no liposuction, no plastic surgery of any kind and no special-special kinds of chocolates.
And I ask you again what makes me high maintenance? The fact that I don't have Floyd give me a clipper cut at the corner barbershop for $10?