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My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« on: February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM »
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 04:21:40 PM »
They have my deepest sympathy. 

Anyone who wears Crocs, both men and women, ought to be arrested.   :hammer:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 04:24:01 PM »
Men need to innoculate themselves against teh gay (or "teh ghey").

I recommend the "babe of the day" and "military nane of the day" threads.

Women -- allow your men to see these threads.  Nay, ENCOURAGE THEM AND WALK THEM THROUGH THESE THREADS.

Else, sadly, you, too, will lose your husband to teh ghey.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 04:30:02 PM »
Oh no... and they have a child?   :bawl:  Wasn't there any warning signs?  Surely she must have suspected. 
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:




thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 04:41:41 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

Damn fegs are everywhere.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2008, 04:42:46 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


(What the hell are croc?)
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same?  

 :tongue:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 04:43:16 PM »
Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...





"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 04:44:56 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

I KNEW IT!!!!
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2008, 04:45:22 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 04:43:16 PM
Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...

"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:

Oh.  My granddaughter has a pair of those things.  I thought they were play shoes.  
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2008, 04:47:11 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:
:rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2008, 04:47:26 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:

If you lived in a town with a name like his town, and if you could see their water tower, you'd understand teh Ghey thing.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2008, 04:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:42:46 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


(What the hell are croc?)

This is a pair of crocs



Mario Batali wears crocs.  
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2008, 04:49:45 PM »
Oh, and for the record:  I don't think a proper gay man would be caught dead in a pair of shoes this hideous.  Just sayin'  :lmao:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2008, 04:50:09 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 04:43:16 PM
Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...

"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:

Oh.  My granddaughter has a pair of those things.  I thought they were play shoes. 


That sucks. Take her to a Payless and get her a halfway decent pair of shoes for about 2/3 the price for those ugly things when your kid brings her over.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2008, 04:52:59 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:42:46 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


(What the hell are croc?)

This is a pair of crocs



Mario Batali wears crocs.  

Those don't look so bad.  At least they aren't day-glo orange.  I can see how you may wear that color and remain pro-vagina.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2008, 04:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:47:26 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:

If you lived in a town with a name like his town, and if you could see their water tower, you'd understand teh Ghey thing.

What's wrong with the water tower (and which one?)?
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2008, 04:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:52:59 PM
Those don't look so bad.  At least they aren't day-glo orange.  I can see how you may wear that color and remain pro-vagina.

As usual, Undies is the voice of reason in a shitstorm! 
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2008, 04:55:42 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:47:26 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:

If you lived in a town with a name like his town, and if you could see their water tower, you'd understand teh Ghey thing.

What's wrong with the water tower (and which one?)?
I've always wanted to know, been dying to ask, you know when you guys are together and you know...you..you know...how do you decide which one..you know...
gets to use the remote control first? :rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2008, 04:56:49 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:55:42 PM
I've always wanted to know, been dying to ask, you know when you guys are together and you know...you..you know...how do you decide which one..you know...
gets to use the remote control first? :rotf: 

Coin toss. 

 :rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2008, 04:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 04:50:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 04:43:16 PM
Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...

"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:

Oh.  My granddaughter has a pair of those things.  I thought they were play shoes. 


That sucks. Take her to a Payless and get her a halfway decent pair of shoes for about 2/3 the price for those ugly things when your kid brings her over.

Really, she and I live alone here.  She acquires articles of clothing from her mom, her dad, my wife, her aunts, etc.   Those shoes just showed up one day.  I thought they were toys, so I threw them in the toy room box.  
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2008, 04:58:56 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 04:47:26 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 16, 2008, 04:40:57 PM

thats okay, I mean, I have no problem with your kind, I mean heck, some of my friends are....oh just ewwwwwwww 

My "kind"?  I'll have you know I have a pair of crocs AND moral clarity?  Can you say the same? 

 :tongue:

wow..your kind is pretty touchy about things aren't you? :rotf:

If you lived in a town with a name like his town, and if you could see their water tower, you'd understand teh Ghey thing.

What's wrong with the water tower (and which one?)?

The original tower with Buggs Bunny in drag painted on the east and west curves.  :lmao:
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