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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2008, 05:01:59 PM »
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Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...

"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:

Oh.  My granddaughter has a pair of those things.  I thought they were play shoes. 


That sucks. Take her to a Payless and get her a halfway decent pair of shoes for about 2/3 the price for those ugly things when your kid brings her over.

Really, she and I live alone here.  She acquires articles of clothing from her mom, her dad, my wife, her aunts, etc.   Those shoes just showed up one day.  I thought they were toys, so I threw them in the toy room box. 

 :rotf:   Well, they DO look like toys!
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2008, 05:03:42 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:48:01 PM
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She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


(What the hell are croc?)

This is a pair of crocs



Mario Batali wears crocs. 

I don't know who Mario Batali is but he is teh ghey bad for wearing Crocs.  Sorry Carlos, I didn't know you played catch and pitch with the boys.  I am sorry for offending you.  Please don't sick the GLBTPANEWTXYURP on me please!!!!!!!!1
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2008, 05:05:56 PM »
http://www.mariobatali.com/   Ummmmmmmm Carlos maybe Mario Batali wasn't the best guy to go with to prove a point about gay vs not gay. :-)  Next time go with someone like Charlton Heston or John Wayne.  I can promise you though that THOSE guys would rather have been shot than wear crocs.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2008, 05:08:06 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I love my crocs.   When you have three young sons and you are chasing them in and out of the water in the summer, you will appreciate them.

My husband refused to be seen in public with me if I wore them - until he saw me go into the pool after the kids, come out and my shoes were bone dry.   Now he wants some.

Once you put them on your feet you are sucked in for life.....    
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2008, 05:08:31 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 05:03:42 PM

I don't know who Mario Batali is but he is teh ghey bad for wearing Crocs.  Sorry Carlos, I didn't know you played catch and pitch with the boys.  I am sorry for offending you.  Please don't sick the GLBTPANEWTXYURP on me please!!!!!!!!1

I can promise you, where Carlos lives is just like Iran. There are no ghey people.  And if they find one, they hang him.  So, Carlos is as straight as an arrow, or he has nerves of steal and a proverbial beard a mile long.   :lmao:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2008, 05:10:26 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on February 16, 2008, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I love my crocs.   When you have three young sons and you are chasing them in and out of the water in the summer, you will appreciate them.

My husband refused to be seen in public with me if I wore them - until he saw me go into the pool after the kids, come out and my shoes were bone dry.   Now he wants some.

Once you put them on your feet you are sucked in for life.....   
probably not a phrase you wanted to use in this thread
just sayin'
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2008, 05:10:40 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
http://www.mariobatali.com/   Ummmmmmmm Carlos maybe Mario Batali wasn't the best guy to go with to prove a point about gay vs not gay. :-)  Next time go with someone like Charlton Heston or John Wayne.  I can promise you though that THOSE guys would rather have been shot than wear crocs.

Not sure I get your point - are you saying Mario Batali is gay because he is a chef?  

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2008, 05:11:54 PM »


If this doesn't prove Crocs are Teh Ghey... nothing will.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2008, 05:12:11 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 05:08:31 PM
I can promise you, where Carlos lives is just like Iran. There are no ghey people.  

Of course there are gay people here - we call them visitors.  :-)
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »
You know you want to try them.

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2008, 05:13:01 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
http://www.mariobatali.com/   Ummmmmmmm Carlos maybe Mario Batali wasn't the best guy to go with to prove a point about gay vs not gay. :-)  Next time go with someone like Charlton Heston or John Wayne.  I can promise you though that THOSE guys would rather have been shot than wear crocs.

Not sure I get your point - are you saying Mario Batali is gay because he is a chef?  



I thought Mario was that little guy I use to make bounce up and down and hit his head on a suspended box in order to collect coins.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2008, 05:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 05:11:54 PM


If this doesn't prove Crocs are Teh Ghey... nothing will.

You are making it difficult for me to maintain my stance!  :lmao:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2008, 05:16:24 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on February 16, 2008, 05:12:44 PM
You know you want to try them.



Nah, I'm happier with my shoes that look like shoes.

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2008, 05:16:35 PM »


Ohio State crocs?  

on second thought I guess they are gay.....
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2008, 05:17:46 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.

I own a pair of Crocs.  :whatever:

*SIGH*

Need we say more?
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2008, 05:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 04:43:16 PM
Ugliest ****in' shoes ever made...





"Hey look people! You can have footwear, and something to strain your spaghetti with at the same time!!!"  :thatsright:

Thanks, I was about to ask what the hell is a Croc.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2008, 05:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on February 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

Nothing's official until he starts shaving his pubes into a geometric shape.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2008, 05:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on February 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

I am sorry Lauri.  It is hard to find out this way.  I am sure with the proper therapy and love he can be ungheyified.  You should contact Bri77 and commiserate with her.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2008, 06:10:09 PM »
Crocs are SO ugly, and I can't imagine that they'd even be comfortable...thank God my son doesn't want a pair...he's too old...and my daughter won't have a pair either  :rotf:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2008, 06:20:58 PM »
Quote from: LadyLiberty on February 16, 2008, 06:10:09 PM
Crocs are SO ugly, and I can't imagine that they'd even be comfortable...thank God my son doesn't want a pair...he's too old...and my daughter won't have a pair either  :rotf:
Its got to be comforting to know your son is hetero...
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2008, 06:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 16, 2008, 05:11:54 PM


If this doesn't prove Crocs are Teh Ghey... nothing will.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2008, 07:20:07 PM »
Well..............first I'm not gay and I wear crocs when fishing. I used to always have my Sperry's on, but after a 4 foot wave over the transom, they were wet for the rest of the day. Croc's are the shit when fishing...............

However..............all these yuppie, sick trendy people make the croc's the worst for everyone.

The shoes have a purpose.....................they aren't for style points
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2008, 07:29:07 PM »
Somebody wanna make a poll here??
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2008, 07:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 16, 2008, 07:20:07 PM
Well..............first I'm not gay and I wear crocs when fishing. I used to always have my Sperry's on, but after a 4 foot wave over the transom, they were wet for the rest of the day. Croc's are the shit when fishing...............

However..............all these yuppie, sick trendy people make the croc's the worst for everyone.

The shoes have a purpose.....................they aren't for style points

Thank you, Crazy Horse - well said!  :clap:
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