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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2008, 07:34:37 PM »
Oh, and ladies - did I mention that I wear size 13 crocs - W I D E.   :-)
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2008, 07:39:39 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
Oh, and ladies - did I mention that I wear size 13 crocs - W I D E.   :-)

You do realize you don't have to buy one big one?  You can buy two about half that size and have one for each foot.  You won't look so funny going down the sidewalk either.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2008, 07:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 07:39:39 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
Oh, and ladies - did I mention that I wear size 13 crocs - W I D E.   :-)

You do realize you don't have to buy one big one?  You can buy two about half that size and have one for each foot.  You won't look so funny going down the sidewalk either.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2008, 07:45:15 PM »
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2008, 08:02:28 PM »
Crocs are the devil. Seriously! Google "crocs elscalator" if you don't believe me!

I think they are hideously functional. But I don't own a pair. I'll stick with my "$2.99 these may be posioned Chinese flip flops from Wal Mart".
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2008, 08:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Lauri on February 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

Nothing's official until he starts shaving his pubes into a geometric shape.


hmm... i fear keeping this particular thread going.

we have multiple pairs in the garage... i have no idea what that says about my little family here.

and my mother in law started the whole rage for us..  :bawl:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2008, 08:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on February 16, 2008, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 16, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
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She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

Nothing's official until he starts shaving his pubes into a geometric shape.


hmm... i fear keeping this particular thread going.

we have multiple pairs in the garage... i have no idea what that says about my little family here.

and my mother in law started the whole rage for us..  :bawl:

I guess something had to fill the Beanie Baby void.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2008, 08:41:14 PM »
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She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

Nothing's official until he starts shaving his pubes into a geometric shape.


hmm... i fear keeping this particular thread going.

we have multiple pairs in the garage... i have no idea what that says about my little family here.

and my mother in law started the whole rage for us..  :bawl:

did you MIL secretly long for a daughter?
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #58 on: February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM »
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2008, 09:00:21 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

But very ugly.  :bolt:
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2008, 09:08:17 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

But very ugly.  :bolt:

True, but once you wear a pair you can never go back. :-)
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #61 on: February 16, 2008, 09:17:37 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

But very ugly.  :bolt:

True, but once you wear a pair you can never go back. :-)

Maybe.   

I'm so used to wearing either a pair of old sneakers (perfect for wading through creeks) or my boots, that anything else is just wrong.  LOL
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #62 on: February 16, 2008, 09:20:09 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

But very ugly.  :bolt:

True, but once you wear a pair you can never go back. :-)

Maybe.  

I'm so used to wearing either a pair of old sneakers (perfect for wading through creeks) or my boots, that anything else is just wrong.  LOL

I did buy a pair of sneakers that are awesome. I really use the Crocs for running out to the store or out for a smoke.
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #63 on: February 16, 2008, 09:31:08 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 16, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

But very ugly.  :bolt:

True, but once you wear a pair you can never go back. :-)

Maybe.   

I'm so used to wearing either a pair of old sneakers (perfect for wading through creeks) or my boots, that anything else is just wrong.  LOL

I did buy a pair of sneakers that are awesome. I really use the Crocs for running out to the store or out for a smoke.

I guess I am a bit too high-maintenance, because I am used to slipping on my cheaper knee-high boots (The Brighton boots  don't go anywhere, unless it's some place FUN, like the GTG) when I go places, even to the store.  Plus, I don't want people seeing my pasty white feet right now.  :bolt:  I need to find my small wedge sandals (when I mean small, they are no more than an inch and a half thick).    They'll be a lot easier for me to go places without having to sit on the floor like with my boots, and tug them on and pull up the damn zippers. LOL
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #64 on: February 16, 2008, 10:09:04 PM »
The only way I will ever believe that they are NOT the gheyest shoes ever in the history of all of mankind is if George Michael himself comes up to me and says "Melinda, I know ghey and those shoes are NOT ghey!"  They are as ghey as a man going to the store in those ugly ass jelly shoes from the 80s.

Next time you are at the mall or a big store look around.  Check out the people who have Crocs on.  They are all EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM all gay.  I was going to say sorry to have to break the bad news to you but actually I am a goddess of gloom and love spreading bad news. 

Now sweet Melinda, the peasants call her the goddess of gloom
She speaks such good English when she invites you up into her room
And of course you, you're so kind and conscientious and careful not to go to her too soon
Still she steals your voice and she leaves you howling at the moon
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #65 on: February 16, 2008, 11:06:53 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 16, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
Oh, and ladies - did I mention that I wear size 13 crocs - W I D E.   :-)

Are you insinuating that you can keep your boyfriend from sliding off your lap?!   :-) 

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #66 on: February 16, 2008, 11:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on February 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
She just told me her hubby went out and bought a pair of men's Crocs today.  I warned her about the 99% possibility that any male over the age of 5 in Crocs is gay.  It is so sad.  They have a toddler together.  I feel so sorry for the baby because it will be hard to go to daddy and daddy's house on Fire Island for the weekends. :bawl:  Please pray for Bri's family in this devistating time.


what??? my hubby wears crocks in the yard and back and forth to the hot tub....

Lauri, some men simply don't have friends close enough to tell them when they are making a SERIOUS mistake.  I have a couple of men in my circle of friends who I caught trying to come out of the closet.  I closed the door on them really quickly!  I think I have managed to save both of them but it was a close call.  This is in TEXAS!  We don't put up with that shit here.  Carlos .... mi amigo, the crocs gotta go or you gotta buy a lime green VW.   :tongue:

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #67 on: February 17, 2008, 12:25:46 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on February 16, 2008, 11:10:32 PM
Carlos .... mi amigo, the crocs gotta go or you gotta buy a lime green VW.   :tongue:

KC

Oh hell no.  You can talk about my momma, you can make fun of me, but you leave my lime green VW out of this!   :bird:

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #68 on: February 17, 2008, 12:42:09 AM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 17, 2008, 12:25:46 AM
Quote from: Texacon on February 16, 2008, 11:10:32 PM
Carlos .... mi amigo, the crocs gotta go or you gotta buy a lime green VW.   :tongue:

KC

Oh hell no.  You can talk about my momma, you can make fun of me, but you leave my lime green VW out of this!   :bird:

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you sold your baby blue Prius?
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #69 on: February 17, 2008, 08:48:51 AM »
Quote from: Vonne on February 17, 2008, 01:41:04 AM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

Silly woman... I'm sorry to be the one whom brings to your attention, but... you all have a total free pass on this.  Why, we don't care... something else distracts our stare, from even contemplating staring at the gheyness of crocs in disbelief.  If by chance, our eyes do so happen to glimpse the Crocs on your feet... we'll think gay...girl...lesbian...threesome...  :cheersmate: 

I'd go on... but, totally forgot my line of reasoning...  :cheersmate: lesbian three somes

Thanks for the free pass but so not a lesbian.  :rotf:

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2008, 09:21:53 AM »
He just got the knock off ones at Walmart for taking the new pup outside in the mud (we don't have grass yet.) Mama is a big fat meanie head.  :bawl:
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« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2008, 09:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Bri77 on February 17, 2008, 09:21:53 AM
He just got the knock off ones at Walmart for taking the new pup outside in the mud (we don't have grass yet.) Mama is a big fat meanie head.  :bawl:
 
We feel your pain.  He must proceed immediately to http://www.harley-davidson.com  if there is to be any hope of saving him.  Followed by a quick visit to http://armyparatrooper.org  (where he will find many links to manly things and enjoy many manly conversations)  .  I recommend he follow these steps as many times a day as needed.  Of course if he visits the first site enough .... he won't have anytime to be wearing no stinkin' crocs because he will be out riding his new Harley!

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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2008, 11:23:48 AM »
I think his favorite site is ratemyrack.com does that save him at all?
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2008, 12:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Bri77 on February 17, 2008, 09:21:53 AM
He just got the knock off ones at Walmart for taking the new pup outside in the mud (we don't have grass yet.) Mama is a big fat meanie head.  :bawl:

you are so brave. 
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Re: My BFF's Hubby caught Teh Ghey!!!!
« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2008, 12:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on February 17, 2008, 01:41:04 AM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on February 16, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
I own a pair of Crocs and they are very comfy.  :bird:

Silly woman... I'm sorry to be the one whom brings to your attention, but... you all have a total free pass on this.  Why, we don't care... something else distracts our stare, from even contemplating staring at the gheyness of crocs in disbelief.  If by chance, our eyes do so happen to glimpse the Crocs on your feet... we'll think gay...girl...lesbian...threesome...  :cheersmate: 

I'd go on... but, totally forgot my line of reasoning...  :cheersmate: lesbian three somes



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