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Offline jinxmchue

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OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« on: February 15, 2009, 08:55:03 PM »
I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!).   :censored:  It hurts like HELL!!!
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 08:56:21 PM »
Ouch
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2009, 09:02:28 PM »
From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor.  They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.

And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo.  Thanks, but no.  I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks.  So what's the point?
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 09:11:23 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor.  They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.

And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo.  Thanks, but no.  I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks.  So what's the point?

the possibility of lumbar injury... how would you like to not be able to feel your junk?

also, the therapeutic dose for ibuprofen is 2400 mg a day, damn near a whole bottle of store bought every day... you really wanna take 12 of those a day?
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 09:22:54 PM »
Ooooowwwwww is right.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2009, 09:23:56 PM »
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Sorry about your tush.  :cheersmate:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:40:47 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 15, 2009, 09:23:56 PM
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Which would be different... how?
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 09:43:37 PM »
Owie! Hope it heals quickly.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 06:52:38 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 15, 2009, 09:23:56 PM
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Sorry about your tush.  :cheersmate:
Hey, no more cracks like that.    :uhsure:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 06:53:46 AM »
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 07:13:49 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)

You are pure evil.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 12:08:02 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 16, 2009, 06:52:38 AM
Hey, no more cracks like that.    :uhsure:

I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 12:09:47 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 12:08:02 PM
I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...


Maybe he just got behind in his work....
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 16, 2009, 12:09:47 PM
Maybe he just got behind in his work....

Hey it's NOT funny.

It damn near rectum.

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 12:17:47 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
Hey it's NOT funny.

It damn near rectum.

:rimshot:


I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell.   :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 16, 2009, 12:17:47 PM
I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell.   :-)

He's gonna get pissed at us for being so cheeky at his expense ya'know.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2009, 02:37:24 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 16, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:

We really are sorry about your arse you know. :)

IIRC when I posted about my wounded nutsack I took a little ribbing too.

It will bottom out in time.

 :innocent:

Did you go see someone yet?  And are you watching out for things like numbness or tingling in your toes and legs?
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2009, 02:40:06 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 16, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)

That's...just...wrong.


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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 02:41:14 PM »
Also now I feel guilty about posting the :rimshot: Rimshot image too. :(
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2009, 02:55:42 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!).   :censored:  It hurts like HELL!!!

And here I was thinking it was your first time and you were going to share the juicy details... :bolt:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2009, 02:58:21 PM »
I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread.  lol  Totally not related  ;)   :p

sorry about your tailbone!!  Ouch :(
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2009, 03:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 02:58:21 PM
I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread.  lol  Totally not related  ;)   :p

sorry about your tailbone!!  Ouch :(


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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2009, 03:29:41 PM »
I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)

Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2009, 03:36:50 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 16, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)

Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!

We got some talkin to do.

Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.

Cooter

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Bone

That one is pretty easy to figure out.

 :naughty: :-)
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