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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2009, 03:42:53 PM »
Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!

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181 now!

People must be Digging his ass. So to speak.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2009, 03:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on February 16, 2009, 03:36:50 PM
We got some talkin to do.

Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.

Cooter

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter

Bone

That one is pretty easy to figure out.

 :naughty: :-)
Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2009, 03:49:57 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!

If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2009, 03:50:36 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 16, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)

Wouldn't that be pooter?  :lmao:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2009, 03:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:49:57 PM
If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol

I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2009, 03:52:03 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:

It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin   :p   :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2009, 03:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:49:57 PM
If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol

Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html

Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.

Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2009, 03:56:53 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html

Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.

Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.

Total high five for your scrot's awesome popularity.  Good work  :)  lol
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2009, 04:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:52:03 PM
It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin   :p   :-)


Hello, I don't think we've met.  I'm Miss Mia.   :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2009, 04:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:16:12 PM

Hello, I don't think we've met.  I'm Miss Mia.   :-)

Pleasure.  Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;)  heh.
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2009, 04:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 04:19:33 PM
Pleasure.  Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;)  heh.

BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2009, 04:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:

That was so funny.  Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol 
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2009, 04:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 04:24:21 PM
That was so funny.  Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol 

It was good times, he managed to hit up everyone that was there Saturday. 
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2009, 04:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:

That would be cooter in this thread. :evillaugh:
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2009, 08:05:26 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:
...just dragging a.long.behind eh?
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2009, 11:19:48 AM »
Breaking a coccyx ain't no laughing matter. I broke mine as a kid playing football and my butt was sore for quite some time afterwards.

In retrospect, however, the word "coccyx" is funny as hell.  :rotf:  :lmao:

I crack me up. (No pun intended.)

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2009, 01:12:11 PM »
I've broken mine twice.....first time I was on vacation in a condo in FL and walked off the top stair in the dark...bounced my way down 8 stairs to the landing. Thankfully they were carpeted. I had to drive 8 hours home the next day... sat on a pillow for days.

Second time....I mixed shots Goldschlagger on top of white wine and champagne. Bent over to brush my teeth, got dizzy, tumbled back onto an extremely hard bidet. It snapped with a nice little craaaack!  :censored:

Sadly I was 39 the first break and almost 41 the second.

Expect to sit on a pillow for the next several days....and 4 advils are equal to one Rx 800 motrin.

Do watch for numbness....but unless you want someone else's finger up your tush.... :uhsure:

I do hope you should feel better soon.
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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2009, 02:50:10 PM »
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2009, 03:59:58 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 02:50:10 PM
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!

That's a LOT of gaping......


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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2009, 04:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 17, 2009, 03:59:58 PM
That's a LOT of gaping......


 :-)

lol  so wrong  ;)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2009, 05:01:31 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 02:50:10 PM
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!
This thread should be preserved for all posterior.   :-)
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2009, 05:02:32 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 17, 2009, 05:01:31 PM
This thread should be preserved for all posterior.   :-)

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2009, 05:03:40 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!

anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:
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« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2009, 05:03:56 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2009, 05:05:35 PM »
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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