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Smarter Men Have More SpermWomen tend to like smart men because they're usually more successful and better providers. But here's another reason: Their sperm is better, a new study says.Researchers at King's College London, the University of Delaware and the University of New Mexico recently compared results from five intelligence tests given to 425 Vietnam War vets in 1985 as part of the U.S. Centers For Disease Control and Prevention's Vietnam Experience Study. These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples, so the researchers analyzed the sperm per milliliter of semen, plus how many of the sperm swam normally, and other measures of sperm health.The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam - and it didn't matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.But why might these two seemingly unrelated traits be linked? Why would calculus aces or business consultants make better sperm?Turns out that intelligent people are generally healthier than their less-clever peers - studies have shown that brainiacs are, for instance, less likely to suffer from heart disease and Alzheimer's. Scientists have suggested that smart people may score less stressful jobs in safer places and that they may make better lifestyle choices, for instance by exercising more and eating better. In other words, maybe bright people actually listen to the Surgeon General. More, baby. MORE!!
That explains my four kids.
but a different study proves that they still go for semi-insane wimmins. my spermatozoans must be brain dead, or sumthin'
LOL!
your sense of humor is pretty tortured.
I just spat beer across the den.
That's why you like me.
+1
only part of the reason. the other part is that I realize that if tortured senses of humor were war crimes, they would have shot us both months ago.we gotta stick together.
Indeed.
I am allergic to lead. especially the high speed kind.
You're safe if you stick with me, I did vote Obama, I can protect you.
ah, well. ladies and gentlemen, I give you a case in point; an obama voter. we knew it, but we love her nonetheless. just don't ask any of us why.
Bush built the camps, Obama will fill them up.
it's the lounge, which is apolitical, or I would totally jack you up on that reply. (and, by the way, the lounge really IS apolitical)
Of course the Lounge is apolitical. I'd never tell everyone the secret plans for the camps in the Political forums. Duh.
Loose lips sink ships..loose lips sink ships...
on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm
+1 yourself, dude. cleaning beer off of a big screen TV ain't easy.
It sure isn't Thankfully, it brings forth a joyous excuse to drink more beer... kick back... and watch a scantily clad maid clean it up...oh, she missed a spot, down low. Nice
first of all, the beginning of a new minute is an excuse to drink more beer.
