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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2009, 09:40:19 PM »
Smart guys have more eh? Great. Now Mr. Belle will tell me he's really got evil acid reflux.  :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2009, 09:40:46 PM »
we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .


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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2009, 09:42:09 PM »
on second thought, maybe that comment wasn't so appropriate in a thread about sperm :thatsright: :evillaugh:

Perhaps not, but it was surely H5 worthy  :cheersmate:

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2009, 09:43:28 PM »
we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .



Are you worried about the difference?
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2009, 09:43:37 PM »
we have to decide whether they meant MORE sperm, or just better QUALITY sperm . . .



I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either!  :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again.  :p :evillaugh:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2009, 09:43:49 PM »
Smart guys have more eh? Great. Now Mr. Belle will tell me he's really got evil acid reflux.  :lmao: :cheersmate:

the problem with the double entendre is that it could quickly become an unintended triple entendre.

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2009, 09:44:47 PM »
Are you worried about the difference?

myself?  no.  not in the least.  the more the merrier, I say! :thumbs:

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2009, 09:44:57 PM »
I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either!  :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again.  :p :evillaugh:

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2009, 09:45:39 PM »
I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either!  :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again.  :p :evillaugh:

yeah, you do keep digging the hole deeper and deeper, dear. :uhsure: :-)

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2009, 09:45:52 PM »
myself?  no.  not in the least.  the more the merrier, I say! :thumbs:

More is always a party!  :party:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2009, 09:46:30 PM »
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2009, 09:51:27 PM »
yeah, you do keep digging the hole deeper and deeper, dear. :uhsure: :-)
Damn. Now you're doing it. :-)

This reminds me of something that happened at work last week. It's flipping hilarious and fits right in to this thread.


I noticed an email that my boss (the owner) had printed out so naturally I didn't read it.  :innocent:  :uhsure:

It was a copy of an email from a guy who is one of our clients. Let's call him "Paul". But before I explain, let me back up a minute. Paul is gay. Not that it matters but you'll get it in a minute.....

A few weeks ago, my boss took me and my partner (the three of us function as a "team") to meet Paul and discuss their account. Paul is out and proud - right down to the rainbow flag on his wall. Our boss is a bit obtuse but we thought to ourselves, "surely he gets that Paul is gay?" Again, it doesn't matter, we just kind of giggle in general at our boss.

Soooo....

the email that Paul wrote to our boss was called, "Sorry - playing with friends". Hmmm..that got my curiosity right away!   I read down to the bottom and see that he had apparently accidentially text messaged my boss and was telling him "oops". But the funny part is that is email said,

"Sorry about the hot c*ck references".

I had to email my boss today to let him know about some questions an engineer had about a CAD drawing. I had to copy verbatim and I had to type, "they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good." 

I swear, it was one of those "I can't stop giggling" days. My friend J who works with me said, "you know, this is the reason we can never sit in cubes next to each other again. Thank God we have offices here!" (We used to work at another company together) Then I said, "yeah, I knew you'd be the only one to get my warped sense of humor because there's a 14 year old boy inside of me." To which she replied, "that don't sound right either!!".

I think I shot coffee out of my nose......

Thank you, I'm here all week.
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2009, 09:56:00 PM »
"they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good." 

 :lmao:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2009, 09:56:59 PM »
Damn. Now you're doing it. :-)

This reminds me of something that happened at work last week. It's flipping hilarious and fits right in to this thread.


I noticed an email that my boss (the owner) had printed out so naturally I didn't read it.  :innocent:  :uhsure:

It was a copy of an email from a guy who is one of our clients. Let's call him "Paul". But before I explain, let me back up a minute. Paul is gay. Not that it matters but you'll get it in a minute.....

A few weeks ago, my boss took me and my partner (the three of us function as a "team") to meet Paul and discuss their account. Paul is out and proud - right down to the rainbow flag on his wall. Our boss is a bit obtuse but we thought to ourselves, "surely he gets that Paul is gay?" Again, it doesn't matter, we just kind of giggle in general at our boss.

Soooo....

the email that Paul wrote to our boss was called, "Sorry - playing with friends". Hmmm..that got my curiosity right away!   I read down to the bottom and see that he had apparently accidentially text messaged my boss and was telling him "oops". But the funny part is that is email said,

"Sorry about the hot c*ck references".

I had to email my boss today to let him know about some questions an engineer had about a CAD drawing. I had to copy verbatim and I had to type, "they need to make the rod in the back longer or thicker because it's just not saying in good." 

I swear, it was one of those "I can't stop giggling" days. My friend J who works with me said, "you know, this is the reason we can never sit in cubes next to each other again. Thank God we have offices here!" (We used to work at another company together) Then I said, "yeah, I knew you'd be the only one to get my warped sense of humor because there's a 14 year old boy inside of me." To which she replied, "that don't sound right either!!".

I think I shot coffee out of my nose......

Thank you, I'm here all week.
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can't you get arrested for that in texas?

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2009, 09:59:15 PM »
Dixie that = Hilarity! 

My boobie cupcakes were quite a hit at work today
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2009, 09:59:29 PM »
Which part? :-) In Texas, probably all of it.
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2009, 10:02:04 PM »
dix is intentionally avoiding my reply. :whatever:

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2009, 10:12:19 PM »
Whut?? You talkin to me??  :innocent:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2009, 10:14:48 PM »
Whut?? You talkin to me??  :innocent:

whe mus bea speakun missippian.  ware's my cuzin? :-) :-) :-) :-)

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2009, 10:30:18 PM »
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This thread sucks.





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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2009, 10:31:19 PM »
Dixie that = Hilarity! 

My boobie cupcakes were quite a hit at work today

grrrrrrrr...




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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2009, 10:32:00 PM »


At the tattoo/body piercing place that I've always gone to, they have that same cartoon on the ceiling in the room where the "work" is done.  LOL!
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2009, 10:32:23 PM »
grrrrrrrr...

I posted the recipe in the recipe forum.   :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2009, 10:34:25 PM »
I posted the recipe in the recipe forum.   :-* :-* :-*

OOOOOO!

H5!!!!!11111




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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2009, 10:35:17 PM »
OOOOOO!

H5!!!!!11111


It was really good
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