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Offline Gratiot

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2009, 10:39:07 PM »
I posted the recipe in the recipe forum.   :-* :-* :-*

With the swallowing reference in the previous post's cartoon...  :o :o :o



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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2009, 10:40:07 PM »
With the swallowing reference in the previous post's cartoon...  :o :o :o





That recipe should be in the shortbus.  LOL!
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2009, 02:21:48 AM »

That recipe should be in the shortbus.  LOL!

So should this thread.





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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2009, 02:55:16 AM »
Wonder if any of the scientist thought to check the size of the pool the sperm were swimming in? ....or how often it was drained?
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2009, 09:47:50 AM »
You're safe if you stick with me, I did vote Obama, I can protect you.



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Another tragic example of a smart, beautiful woman victimized by the "Good girl/bad boy" syndrome, which effectively counteracts all that "Intelligent guys have better sperm" stuff to keep us humans stalled out where we are.

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2009, 05:00:18 PM »

I just spit my drink out Jty!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

better then spitting out the alternative, I guess, according the menfolks anyways :popcorn:
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2009, 05:00:55 PM »
I was going to say, "I ain't touching that with a 10 ft pole". But that don't sound right either!  :lmao: Shit. This thread sucks. Oh crap. There I go again.  :p :evillaugh:


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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2009, 07:58:35 PM »
hmmm
explains why I only have one child.... :thatsright:

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2009, 05:35:28 AM »
hmmm
explains why I only have one child.... :thatsright:

I got only one myself...........but at my age, that was probably the last sperm that wasn't using a walker.
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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2009, 06:36:39 AM »
These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples


Smart men don't provide sperm samples for studies...

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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2009, 11:51:39 AM »
These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples


Smart men don't provide sperm samples for studies...

Smart men provide sperm samples for ANY reason.  :evillaugh:




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Re: Smarter Men Have More Sperm
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2009, 06:47:31 PM »
Smart men provide sperm samples for ANY reason.  :evillaugh:

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