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Offline Eupher

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2008, 02:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 02:03:25 PM
Except for that whole part about judging the value of a relationsip based on pricetags!  That's just sad. lol  I hope no one out there really thinks that way :) 

Well, it does depend on the babe. There are some babes out there who DO measure their relationships by the price tags!

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #76 on: December 01, 2008, 02:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 02:10:38 PM
Well, it does depend on the babe. There are some babes out there who DO measure their relationships by the price tags!



That is just sad!  At least in my opinion.  Fudge that.  :P
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2008, 02:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 02:13:54 PM
That is just sad!  At least in my opinion.  Fudge that.  :P

Sometimes reality is a bitch (no pun intended!)  ;)
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2008, 02:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 02:14:49 PM
Sometimes reality is a bitch (no pun intended!)  ;)

LOL  :)  Well said my friend.  I hope your reality is not bitchy ;) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2008, 02:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 02:16:01 PM
LOL  :)  Well said my friend.  I hope your reality is not bitchy ;) 

Kinda partial to Mrs. E. She's my bestest friend.
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2008, 02:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 02:16:41 PM
Kinda partial to Mrs. E. She's my bestest friend.

That is lucky :) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2008, 02:29:41 PM »
Having a stripper pole installed in the bedroom, or an industrial squeeze bucket with mop are always great gifts.

*ducks and runs*
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2008, 02:46:20 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on December 01, 2008, 02:29:41 PM
Having a stripper pole installed in the bedroom

snip...

*ducks and runs*

Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2008, 02:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 02:46:20 PM
Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)

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Totally worth it though, right?  lol  :)
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2008, 03:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 02:46:20 PM
Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)

 :-)

In your NEW house ?!?!?!?!?
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2008, 03:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 01, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
In your NEW house ?!?!?!?!?

(It doesn't take long.......)

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2008, 03:40:29 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 03:22:01 PM
(It doesn't take long.......)



To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2008, 03:41:29 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:40:29 PM
To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*

To break it....... we BOTH know how Eupher is about "repairs"......



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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2008, 03:46:19 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:40:29 PM
To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*

Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)

(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2008, 03:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 03:46:19 PM
Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)

(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)

 :evillaugh:


uh-huh..... :uhsure:
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #90 on: December 01, 2008, 03:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 03:46:19 PM
Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)

(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)

 :evillaugh:

Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:49:36 PM

uh-huh..... :uhsure:

Some women DO seem to think that after their spouse returns from hunting with a kill, they appear to be sexier......
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #91 on: December 01, 2008, 03:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 01, 2008, 03:51:42 PM
Some women DO seem to think that after their spouse returns from hunting with a kill, they appear to be sexier......

Killing defenseless animal?  Don't see the sex appeal in that  *shrug*  :) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #92 on: December 01, 2008, 03:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Killing defenseless animal?  Don't see the sex appeal in that  *shrug*  :) 

Uh oh.  I think she suffers from the Bambi Syndrome.

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2008, 03:55:34 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 03:54:28 PM
Uh oh.  I think she suffers from the Bambi Syndrome.



No not at all.  Just don't see the point!  But, to each his own :) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2008, 03:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Killing defenseless animal?  Don't see the sex appeal in that  *shrug*  :) 

It's a male/female thing.  You wouldn't understand.

 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #95 on: December 01, 2008, 03:56:52 PM »
Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.

Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #96 on: December 01, 2008, 03:57:49 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.

Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:

Now you're talkin'! :) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #97 on: December 01, 2008, 03:57:54 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.

Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:

tops're off, of course.

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #98 on: December 01, 2008, 03:59:03 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.

Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:

And 25,000 homos back on shore.
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #99 on: December 01, 2008, 03:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 03:59:03 PM
And 25,000 homos back on shore.

That's a lotta homos!  lol  ;)
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