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Offline debk

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #100 on: December 01, 2008, 04:02:54 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 01, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
I have seen your "East Coast" deer.

Hunting them consists of holding out an apple while you have a hammer behind your back.


I will have you know we have a 6-pointer and an 8 pointer wandering around the house. The 8-pointer was out in the front a week or so ago....I hadn't seen him all summer....he was huge! We have 6-8 does wandering around and 4 first years...3 females and a male. So it's "happy frolicking" time for the bucks.   :-)


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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #101 on: December 01, 2008, 04:10:09 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 04:02:54 PM

I will have you know we have a 6-pointer and an 8 pointer wandering around the house. The 8-pointer was out in the front a week or so ago....I hadn't seen him all summer....he was huge! We have 6-8 does wandering around and 4 first years...3 females and a male. So it's "happy frolicking" time for the bucks.   :-)


Well, yeah, but what about the hammer?
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #102 on: December 01, 2008, 04:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 04:10:09 PM
Well, yeah, but what about the hammer?

hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #103 on: December 01, 2008, 04:27:18 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 04:25:17 PM
hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)

Man I SO wanted to go all Peter Gabriel on this one!  lol  I'm  :mental:
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #104 on: December 01, 2008, 04:27:53 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 01, 2008, 04:25:17 PM
hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)

Claw hammers make a "thunk" sound when the claw part is, uh.  Um.  Might be too graphic. Never mind.

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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #105 on: December 01, 2008, 04:28:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 04:27:53 PM
Claw hammers make a "thunk" sound when the claw part is, uh.  Um.  Might be too graphic. Never mind.

 :-)

No no, proceed......   :popcorn:   hehe
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #106 on: December 01, 2008, 04:43:13 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Killing defenseless animal?  Don't see the sex appeal in that  *shrug*  :) 

Where does MEAT come from ?!?!?!?!? (Hint, it's already been "processed" when one buys it at the grocery store.) Besides, don't get me on my DEER rant...... 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #107 on: December 01, 2008, 04:44:10 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 01, 2008, 04:43:13 PM
Where does MEAT come from ?!?!?!?!? (Hint, it's already been "processed" when one buys it at the grocery store.) Besides, don't get me on my DEER rant...... 

No rants please!!  lol  :)  I'm no wussie vegetarian ;)  Was merely just referencing the killing of animals in regard to sex appeal.  That is all :) 
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #108 on: December 01, 2008, 04:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 01, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
No no, proceed......   :popcorn:   hehe

Naw, I think I'll leave it for a rainy day.

Debk would, uh, flip her pizza. Yeah! That's the ticket!
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Re: need some help from the ladies...
« Reply #109 on: December 01, 2008, 04:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 04:45:00 PM
Naw, I think I'll leave it for a rainy day.

Debk would, uh, flip her pizza. Yeah! That's the ticket!

Excellent!  I love a good rainy day story! :) 
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