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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.  :)  I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.


The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

My favorite hair stylist is back in Atlanta, so I'm using the local Ulta for now.  I'm getting my hair colored in 6 weeks, so I'm working on deciding whether or not to go radical with the color change or stick with highlights.  (I won't be a blonde anymore, if I go the color route  :uhsure:  )

If you go radical you will have a lot of up keep.

My hair is already a lot of upkeep, due to how thick it is and how fast it grows.  My entire family has thin hair, while I was blessed with some kind of monstrous genetic mutation for THICK hair.  It may be straight hair, but keeping it from knotting underneath is very difficult, so the color won't add much to what I already have to deal with.   I have to keep it layered and go to the salon every 6-8 weeks.

Well if you go much lighter or darker your roots will show really really quick and it will start to get expensive.  Trust me I know. 

It probably won't be THAT radical.  I'm probably going a few shades lighter than what my hair is now, dark blonde.  I wanted to go with high-lights originally, but those have become so expensive these days, even for just one color.    My hair used to be bleach blonde naturally, but as I've gotten older, it's gotten darker, even when I spend time outside to try to get it lighten naturally.
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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

It was much appreciated levity.

I told her about the tshirt that my brother had awhile back. It was a black tshirt and as you got closer, it was plastered with tiny skeletons in various secksual positions. She said she wanted something like that.  :rotf:
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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

It was much appreciated levity.

I told her about the tshirt that my brother had awhile back. It was a black tshirt and as you got closer, it was plastered with tiny skeletons in various secksual positions. She said she wanted something like that.  :rotf:

Ask him where he got it because it would be the BEST present for her EVAH!!!

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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!
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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!

and why are YOU up so late? :whatever:

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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

It was much appreciated levity.

I told her about the tshirt that my brother had awhile back. It was a black tshirt and as you got closer, it was plastered with tiny skeletons in various secksual positions. She said she wanted something like that.  :rotf:

Ask him where he got it because it would be the BEST present for her EVAH!!!

It was Spencer's Gift, but it was over 10 years ago.  :lmao:
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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair. 

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

It was much appreciated levity.

I told her about the tshirt that my brother had awhile back. It was a black tshirt and as you got closer, it was plastered with tiny skeletons in various secksual positions. She said she wanted something like that.  :rotf:

Ask him where he got it because it would be the BEST present for her EVAH!!!

It was Spencer's Gift, but it was over 10 years ago.  :lmao:


Teh Internets.  You can find anything. 
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HA HA speaking of PENIS-SISES...I was searching for t-shirts and found one that said:

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It's Like A Penis,
But Smaller

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HA HA speaking of PENIS-SISES...I was searching for t-shirts and found one that said:

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HOW CUTE
It's Like A Penis,
But Smaller


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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!

and why are YOU up so late? :whatever:
:tongue: Dude, it's like 9pm.  :-)

Shade - my hubby has a black t-shirt that has teeny tiny white lettering on the left front. It's in a small font and says, "Nosy little f*cker aren't you?"  :rotf:
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Forget change, bring back common sense.
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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.   :censored:  My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it.  :-)

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair. 

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  :-) Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you..... :p

The Penis Lady!...  :rotf:

She was a riot.  :evillaugh:

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine.  :evillaugh:

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though:evillaugh:

I would have to agree.  She was pointing out her charm penis at the viewing, did you notice?  She said that Mark would have liked it....and he probably would have.

It was much appreciated levity.

I told her about the tshirt that my brother had awhile back. It was a black tshirt and as you got closer, it was plastered with tiny skeletons in various secksual positions. She said she wanted something like that.  :rotf:

Ask him where he got it because it would be the BEST present for her EVAH!!!

It was Spencer's Gift, but it was over 10 years ago.  :lmao:


Teh Internets.  You can find anything. 

I tried.... I found something close.

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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!

and why are YOU up so late? :whatever:
:tongue: Dude, it's like 9pm.  :-)

Shade - my hubby has a black t-shirt that has teeny tiny white lettering on the left front. It's in a small font and says, "Nosy little f*cker aren't you?"  :rotf:


Very funny!
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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!

and why are YOU up so late? :whatever:
:tongue: Dude, it's like 9pm.  :-)

Shade - my hubby has a black t-shirt that has teeny tiny white lettering on the left front. It's in a small font and says, "Nosy little f*cker aren't you?" :rotf:


My boyfriend (yes, Mr. Police Academy asked me out   :uhsure: )  needs that shirt.   :lmao:
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I tried.... I found something close.



She isn't that obvious, she likes little old ladies to not be able to see it but the very observant to get a chuckle.

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Dixie has a mean/silly streak. :-)

*bats eyes*

Chris - you must see the WWII memorial. That will make you cry. The American History museum is closed until Nov. It's being renovated (has been for two years). The others are open though.

Let me know where you plan on being and I can try to give you some pointers on getting around.

to hell with him.  I am looking into flight reservations  . . . . :rofl:


Tee Hee!!!

and why are YOU up so late? :whatever:
:tongue: Dude, it's like 9pm.  :-)

Shade - my hubby has a black t-shirt that has teeny tiny white lettering on the left front. It's in a small font and says, "Nosy little f*cker aren't you?" :rotf:


My boyfriend (yes, Mr. Police Academy asked me out   :uhsure: )  needs that shirt.   :lmao:


 :o :o :o
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He also has one that has little people standing around a campfire roasting hotdogs on sticks. It says, "It's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner"

LOL!

I try to buy him shirts like that whenever I can because he'll wear them.
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Forget change, bring back common sense.
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He also has one that has little people standing around a campfire roasting hotdogs on sticks. It says, "It's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner"

LOL!

I try to buy him shirts like that whenever I can because he'll wear them.

 :rotf:   A friend of mine from GSU has that one. 
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He also has one that has little people standing around a campfire roasting hotdogs on sticks. It says, "It's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner"

LOL!

I try to buy him shirts like that whenever I can because he'll wear them.


LOL!
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I tried.... I found something close.



She isn't that obvious, she likes little old ladies to not be able to see it but the very observant to get a chuckle.

Yeah, the one my brother had was much more subdued. It was really cool. There was also a mosquito version. I should have bought a truckload of them.  :thatsright:
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For really naughty shirts, you should check out T-Shirt Hell.

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For really naughty shirts, you should check out T-Shirt Hell.


This is why I don't have kids, cause I'd dress them in stuff that said this:

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For really naughty shirts, you should check out T-Shirt Hell.

Oh that was naughty!

We are looking for something for a mature woman approximately 60 years old.  :lmao:
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For really naughty shirts, you should check out T-Shirt Hell.

Oh that was naughty!

We are looking for something for a mature woman approximately 60 years old.  :lmao:


LMAO  :lmao:

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For really naughty shirts, you should check out T-Shirt Hell.

now, how did a nice girl like you find a link like that? :uhsure: