WE's hard drive crashed and he was reduced to a floppy! (Friday nite WE thread!)

[Miss Mia]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Damn, make her give you money for that beer ACC!  I'd be royally pissed!

Oh, I already got my revenge.    I just turned off her PS2, since she left it on with a paused racing game.          I'll just say the electricity flickered (getting kind of stormy here, anyway).

Exxxxcellent ACC.  Stealing beer is the lowest of the low.  You should get a mini-fridge for your room. 

[Schadenfreude]

How you durrin'?  http://www.shirleyqliquor.com/sqlnonono.mp3

I'll have to listen to that later... I am surrounded by innocent peeps.

It's not that bad.

HA.... HA..... HA..... 

[Chris_]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

[Schadenfreude]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Damn, make her give you money for that beer ACC!  I'd be royally pissed!

Oh, I already started with my revenge.  I just turned off her PS2, since she left it on with a paused racing game.           I'll just say the electricity flickered (getting kind of stormy here, anyway).

But yes, I will be demanding payment.

You didn't! 

[Miss Mia]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

[Schadenfreude]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Argh.  Stealing your beer?  That's just f****ng ghetto.

I had a homeless person break into my apartment once.  He slept in my bed, drank my beer, and left.  I had to burn the sheets after... talk about some serious funk.  I think it was my neighbor's brother, but he claims he didn't do it.

Oh my God.... that's so Goldilocksish. 

[BEG]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

[Chris_]

I go to the same place to get my hair cut, mostly because the girls alway have big boobies and are really good-looking.  The last girl cut my hair with scissors, and it turned out really good.  And I got boobs rubbed on me.  Oh yeah.

[Chris_]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Argh.  Stealing your beer?  That's just f****ng ghetto.

I had a homeless person break into my apartment once.  He slept in my bed, drank my beer, and left.  I had to burn the sheets after... talk about some serious funk.  I think it was my neighbor's brother, but he claims he didn't do it.

Well,  I still have some Sam Adams left, but I wanted my Blue Moon with an ORANGE SLICE, DAMMIT!   

Good thing I already ratted her out to Housing.   This will be another addition to my list of complaints: theft.

[BEG]

How you durrin'?  http://www.shirleyqliquor.com/sqlnonono.mp3

I'll have to listen to that later... I am surrounded by innocent peeps.

It's not that bad.

HA.... HA..... HA..... 

Ebonics Airwaves:  http://jasmynecannick.typepad.com/SQL/EbonicsAirwaves.mp3    How you all durrin'..............

[Chris_]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Damn, make her give you money for that beer ACC!  I'd be royally pissed!

Oh, I already started with my revenge.  I just turned off her PS2, since she left it on with a paused racing game.           I'll just say the electricity flickered (getting kind of stormy here, anyway).

But yes, I will be demanding payment.

You didn't! 

I did.   :innocent:   

[Miss Mia]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Damn, make her give you money for that beer ACC!  I'd be royally pissed!

Oh, I already started with my revenge.  I just turned off her PS2, since she left it on with a paused racing game.           I'll just say the electricity flickered (getting kind of stormy here, anyway).

But yes, I will be demanding payment.

You didn't! 

I did.   :innocent:   

You so bad ACC.

[Chris_]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

My favorite hair stylist is back in Atlanta, so I'm using the local Ulta for now.  I'm getting my hair colored in 6 weeks, so I'm working on deciding whether or not to go radical with the color change or stick with highlights.  (I won't be a blonde anymore, if I go the color route    )

[Schadenfreude]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  Tell bro thanks.

[BEG]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

My favorite hair stylist is back in Atlanta, so I'm using the local Ulta for now.  I'm getting my hair colored in 6 weeks, so I'm working on deciding whether or not to go radical with the color change or stick with highlights.  (I won't be a blonde anymore, if I go the color route    )

If you go radical you will have a lot of up keep.

[Chris_]

The guy that stopped by from the Bureau was doing some serious driving.  He drove from Nashville to Memphis to Birmingham and back to Nashville when I met up with him.  He was spending the night in downtown Atlanta.  He was in Savannah for St. Patty's day this year when the power went out. 

I may run into him again during my trainig.  He was cool.

[Miss Mia]

Oh my. I've stumbled upon an interesting thread. 

   Nice to see you this evening Jen!

Thanks, Mia!

So, you're going back to work Monday??  I don't care much for this "working" business myself. 

[BEG]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you.....

[Chris_]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

My favorite hair stylist is back in Atlanta, so I'm using the local Ulta for now.  I'm getting my hair colored in 6 weeks, so I'm working on deciding whether or not to go radical with the color change or stick with highlights.  (I won't be a blonde anymore, if I go the color route    )

If you go radical you will have a lot of up keep.

My hair is already a lot of upkeep, due to how thick it is and how fast it grows.  My entire family has thin hair, while I was blessed with some kind of monstrous genetic mutation for THICK hair.  It may be straight hair, but keeping it from knotting underneath is very difficult, so the color won't add much to what I already have to deal with.   I have to keep it layered and go to the salon every 6-8 weeks.

[Chris_]

Alright, I'll be right back.  Have to drive just to flip-flop my laundry.  I may just bring it back wet and use the still-working dryers in my community.

[Schadenfreude]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you.....

The Penis Lady!... 

She was a riot. 

[Miss Mia]

Oh, yea!  The two douches are throwing a Nerf football in the showroom now.   

[BEG]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

Okay, got my hair looking normal again.    I told the Ulta stylist not to use a curling iron on my hair, so she curled it with a brush while drying it.    I much prefer that method.

The girl that does my hair used to work at an Ulta.  She's the best.  She left Ulta, but does my hair still, she'll come to my house or I can go to her's. 

My favorite hair stylist is back in Atlanta, so I'm using the local Ulta for now.  I'm getting my hair colored in 6 weeks, so I'm working on deciding whether or not to go radical with the color change or stick with highlights.  (I won't be a blonde anymore, if I go the color route    )

If you go radical you will have a lot of up keep.

My hair is already a lot of upkeep, due to how thick it is and how fast it grows.  My entire family has thin hair, while I was blessed with some kind of monstrous genetic mutation for THICK hair.  It may be straight hair, but keeping it from knotting underneath is very difficult, so the color won't add much to what I already have to deal with.   I have to keep it layered and go to the salon every 6-8 weeks.

Well if you go much lighter or darker your roots will show really really quick and it will start to get expensive.  Trust me I know.  

[BEG]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you.....

The Penis Lady!... 

She was a riot. 

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

[Schadenfreude]

He's not the only one having a bad evening.  Let's see, I just got back from the hair salon, and my hair style is now messed up,  because I've been running back and forth between here and another apartment complex, trying to do laundry since some chucklehead f***ed up all the washing machines in my community.     My room-mate stole my new Blue Moon 12 pack, and I really can't afford to go buy another one right now, as I'm about to head off on vacation on Monday.

Okay, back to whatever is being currently discussed.

Oh that sucks. I would so kick her ass.

My hair never looks when I leave the salon.... always bouffantish or some outlandish big hair style with lots of goop in it. 

My hair always looks all flat to my head because my hair stylist flat irons the shit out of my hair.  

P.S.  Check your email for a picture of the kids.

That is a great picture! Oy, my kids need some sun.  Tell bro thanks.

Check out the picture I just sent you.....

The Penis Lady!... 

She was a riot. 

I should have had her do her "Shirley Q. Liquor" for you.  You would have died.

I can just imagine. 

She was showing me her fertility charm with the penis on it. I must say I couldn't stop looking. I think the charm may have had a floppy though.