Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

[Chris_]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

A perfect excuse to get free dinner at Paula Deen's.  :thumbsup:

   Oh yeah, we'll definitely try to get over there. 

[Schadenfreude]

Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole. 

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

[Chris_]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

Takes me most of a weekend to go through one of those.  But (sometimes) I don't drink on Friday.  Too tired.

[Schadenfreude]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

[ReardenSteel]

Check this out. 

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HEY! There was no beer in that show! 

[Chris_]

Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole. 

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

You can do all sorts of things with a pole... spend the $10 on a cover charge and watch the professionals.

[guest]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

Dammit, I knew I forgot something: the oranges.  Maybe tomorrow.

I just bought a 12 pack of Blue Moon.

[Wretched Excess]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

[ReardenSteel]

Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole. 

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see! 

[Schadenfreude]

Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole. 

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see! 

I actually can't imagine me doing those kind of moves.... still a girl can dream. 

[Chris_]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

[Schadenfreude]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you? 

[ReardenSteel]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you? 

Uh-oh Chris. Big mistake, LOL

She's serious. (hey the guys can hope too right?)

[Chris_]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you? 

I think it would make a great birthday present for your husband. 

[Wretched Excess]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

and walking funny.

[ReardenSteel]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you? 

I think it would make a great birthday present for your husband. 

Christmas... the time of giving. 

[Chris_]

I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

[Schadenfreude]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes. 

[morningAngel]

I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

[Schadenfreude]

I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you? 

Uh-oh Chris. Big mistake, LOL

She's serious. (hey the guys can hope too right?)

I left it open to 2 intepretations. Not intentionally.... but it shall stand.    Say, did you see how I lost control in your funk thread? I practically became a horny teenager again.

[Chris_]

I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

  I thought I did a pretty good job. 

[Wretched Excess]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes. 

only in your taste in men.

[Schadenfreude]

I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Oh brother! That was very bad. I would always pole dance with panties.... ew. 

[Schadenfreude]

Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (    ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to. 

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.    I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already.

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes. 

only in your taste in men.

Oh look at yourself! Sheesh. 

[morningAngel]

I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

  I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance