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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #175 on: July 19, 2008, 02:11:26 PM »
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Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 

Men seem to like two legs that make an ass out of themselves.  :lmao:

Answer: 5'4"

Oh you ment without heels on....my bad.

:-)

With heels on ... rawwwwrrrrr!!!!! Watchout.  :lmao:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #176 on: July 19, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 10:17:43 PM
Here's something testosteroney...   :-)

[youtube=425,350]DdLmyMUjXAM[/youtube]

Mo' better :-)
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« Reply #177 on: July 19, 2008, 02:37:38 PM »
You know, not whatching what you're doing is a great way to smash your finger with a hammer.  :uhsure:

edit: :-)

Home remodeling while wearing high heels?  I smell a new TV show. 
« Last Edit: July 19, 2008, 02:40:13 PM by Chris »
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #178 on: July 19, 2008, 02:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: Randy on July 19, 2008, 02:04:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on July 18, 2008, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 

Men seem to like two legs that make an ass out of themselves.  :lmao:

Answer: 5'4"

Oh you ment without heels on....my bad.

:-)

With heels on ... rawwwwrrrrr!!!!! Watchout.  :lmao:

I'm die....



(I'd have sworn I'd never say that ever. :-))
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #179 on: July 19, 2008, 03:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Randy on July 19, 2008, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: Randy on July 19, 2008, 02:04:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on July 18, 2008, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 

Men seem to like two legs that make an ass out of themselves.  :lmao:

Answer: 5'4"

Oh you ment without heels on....my bad.

:-)

With heels on ... rawwwwrrrrr!!!!! Watchout.  :lmao:

I'm die....



(I'd have sworn I'd never say that ever. :-))

Aww..... we are rubbing off on each other.  ;)
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #180 on: July 19, 2008, 03:21:51 PM »
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Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.
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« Reply #181 on: July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM »
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #182 on: July 19, 2008, 03:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

Yes :-)





On all questions :-)
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #183 on: July 19, 2008, 06:17:33 PM »
What a bunch of drunken hooligans. I guess I fit right in.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #184 on: July 19, 2008, 06:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

it was the boozy sex.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #185 on: July 19, 2008, 06:34:08 PM »
 :uhsure:

[youtube=425,350]xWkL1Rjs-cE[/youtube]
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #186 on: July 19, 2008, 07:33:36 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on July 19, 2008, 06:34:08 PM
:uhsure:

[youtube=425,350]xWkL1Rjs-cE[/youtube]

I was laughing so hard, I didn't get through it all. :evillaugh:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #187 on: July 19, 2008, 07:34:17 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 19, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

it was the boozy sex.

boozehoundus absentia
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #188 on: July 19, 2008, 08:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 19, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

it was the boozy sex.



mmm, boozy sex.  It appeared though last night sex was accounted for, but booze was clearly missing.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #189 on: July 19, 2008, 08:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 19, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 19, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

it was the boozy sex.



mmm, boozy sex.  It appeared though last night sex was accounted for, but booze was clearly missing.

booze was busy. :-)
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #190 on: July 19, 2008, 09:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 19, 2008, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 19, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 19, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone

Yeeck!  It was nasty-sticky.  Now I have to go wash my hands.

Musta been the booze... or was it the sex?  :uhsure:

it was the boozy sex.



mmm, boozy sex.  It appeared though last night sex was accounted for, but booze was clearly missing.

booze was busy. :-)


The man is a tramp.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #191 on: July 19, 2008, 09:42:27 PM »
Is it slow around here or, does it just seem so because I'm not drinking tonight?  :-)
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« Reply #192 on: July 19, 2008, 09:42:45 PM »
Boozehound checking in.  Well, beer anyway.  I'm not much of a boozer.
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« Reply #193 on: July 19, 2008, 09:43:31 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 19, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Is it slow around here or, does it just seem so because I'm not drinking tonight?  :-)

It's slow.  Lots of people gawking at the front page.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #194 on: July 19, 2008, 09:44:20 PM »
Check this out.  :evillaugh:

[youtube=425,350]GM5zBOVwYlI[/youtube]
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« Reply #195 on: July 19, 2008, 09:46:21 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL
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« Reply #196 on: July 19, 2008, 09:47:33 PM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)
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« Reply #197 on: July 19, 2008, 09:48:23 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on July 19, 2008, 09:46:21 PM
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

A perfect excuse for a free dinner at Paula Deen's. 
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« Reply #198 on: July 19, 2008, 09:48:28 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 19, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Is it slow around here or, does it just seem so because I'm not drinking tonight?  :-)

It is uber slow.

If people are like me, they are completely disgusted with what they see as being politics as usual these days. 



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« Reply #199 on: July 19, 2008, 09:48:31 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on July 19, 2008, 09:46:21 PM
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)
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