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« Reply #200 on: July 19, 2008, 09:49:36 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

A perfect excuse to get free dinner at Paula Deen's.  :thumbsup:

 :rotf:  Oh yeah, we'll definitely try to get over there.  ;)
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« Reply #201 on: July 19, 2008, 09:50:22 PM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.
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« Reply #202 on: July 19, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

Takes me most of a weekend to go through one of those.  But (sometimes) I don't drink on Friday.  Too tired.
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« Reply #203 on: July 19, 2008, 09:51:22 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.
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« Reply #204 on: July 19, 2008, 09:51:47 PM »
Check this out.  :evillaugh:

[youtube=425,350]GM5zBOVwYlI[/youtube]

HEY! There was no beer in that show!  :tongue:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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« Reply #205 on: July 19, 2008, 09:52:01 PM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

You can do all sorts of things with a pole... spend the $10 on a cover charge and watch the professionals.
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« Reply #206 on: July 19, 2008, 09:52:34 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

Dammit, I knew I forgot something: the oranges.  :thatsright: Maybe tomorrow.

I just bought a 12 pack of Blue Moon.
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« Reply #207 on: July 19, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

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« Reply #208 on: July 19, 2008, 09:54:01 PM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see!  :cheersmate:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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« Reply #209 on: July 19, 2008, 09:55:44 PM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see!  :cheersmate:

I actually can't imagine me doing those kind of moves.... still a girl can dream.  :-)
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« Reply #210 on: July 19, 2008, 10:06:22 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:
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« Reply #211 on: July 19, 2008, 10:08:34 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:
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« Reply #212 on: July 19, 2008, 10:11:07 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:

Uh-oh Chris. Big mistake, LOL

She's serious. (hey the guys can hope too right?)
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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« Reply #213 on: July 19, 2008, 10:11:20 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:

I think it would make a great birthday present for your husband.  :naughty:
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« Reply #214 on: July 19, 2008, 10:12:46 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:
and walking funny. :whatever: :-)

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« Reply #215 on: July 19, 2008, 10:13:24 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:

I think it would make a great birthday present for your husband.  :naughty:

Christmas... the time of giving.  :evillaugh:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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« Reply #216 on: July 19, 2008, 10:14:44 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.
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« Reply #217 on: July 19, 2008, 10:19:36 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes.  :uhsure:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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« Reply #218 on: July 19, 2008, 10:20:29 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

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« Reply #219 on: July 19, 2008, 10:21:50 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:

Uh-oh Chris. Big mistake, LOL

She's serious. (hey the guys can hope too right?)

I left it open to 2 intepretations. Not intentionally.... but it shall stand.  :lmao:  Say, did you see how I lost control in your funk thread? I practically became a horny teenager again.
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« Reply #220 on: July 19, 2008, 10:22:51 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 
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« Reply #221 on: July 19, 2008, 10:23:04 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes.  :uhsure:

only in your taste in men. :-)

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« Reply #222 on: July 19, 2008, 10:23:47 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Oh brother! :evillaugh: That was very bad. I would always pole dance with panties.... ew.  :hammer:
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« Reply #223 on: July 19, 2008, 10:24:27 PM »
Sorry,  just got off the phone with my mom.   I've got her, and my sis and NEPHEW (  :-)  ) coming to visit this week.    I love it when family visits.  Now, I've got to pick out local restaurants to take them to.  :)

*This boozehound is on beer 3, btw.  :uhsure:  I'll speed up, I promise.  LOL

get with the program, girl.  I have inhaled an 18 pack already. :-)

But you drink lite beer.

I had a Blue Moon with an orange slice for dinner.

picky, picky, picky.

Not compared to some here. I think I have rather modest tastes.  :uhsure:

only in your taste in men. :-)

Oh look at yourself! Sheesh.  :lmao:
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« Reply #224 on: July 19, 2008, 10:26:20 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance  :whatever: