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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #225 on: July 19, 2008, 10:27:31 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance  :whatever:

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« Reply #226 on: July 19, 2008, 10:28:01 PM »
I can't wait for the first "I'm so sore" thread.   :rotf:

LOL.... you arent taking me seriously are you?  :evillaugh:

Uh-oh Chris. Big mistake, LOL

She's serious. (hey the guys can hope too right?)

I left it open to 2 intepretations. Not intentionally.... but it shall stand.  :lmao:  Say, did you see how I lost control in your funk thread? I practically became a horny teenager again.

Well it's worth a sober second glance now, LOL

Just put it down to the funk. People get funky and soon all they think about is funking.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #227 on: July 19, 2008, 10:33:41 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance  :whatever:

I have embraced my disability.  I am like Kryptonite to the average woman.
NO one has ever accused me of being the 'average woman' which is why I still hold out a tiny thread of hope for us...
you just gotta start hanging out with a better class of people at the GTG and I don't mean ACC  :-)

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« Reply #228 on: July 19, 2008, 10:38:04 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance  :whatever:

I have embraced my disability.  I am like Kryptonite to the average woman.

NO one has ever accused me of being the 'average woman' which is why I still hold out a tiny thread of hope for us...
you just gotta start hanging out with a better class of people at the GTG and I don't mean ACC  :-)

You're not talking about Rebel, are you?  He's good people.    :lmao:
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« Reply #229 on: July 19, 2008, 11:41:17 PM »
Hmmm.  This thread seems to have slowed down a bit.

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« Reply #230 on: July 19, 2008, 11:47:37 PM »
I hear it gets cold up in the Great White North.

pro-tip:  If you get stuck to the pole, warm water works great.

Chris, I love ya man..but you could ruin a wet dream!

 :lmao: I thought I did a pretty good job. 

Lets face it, YOU are the only obstacle in you and I having a hot and steamy romance  :whatever:

I have embraced my disability.  I am like Kryptonite to the average woman.

NO one has ever accused me of being the 'average woman' which is why I still hold out a tiny thread of hope for us...
you just gotta start hanging out with a better class of people at the GTG and I don't mean ACC  :-)

You're not talking about Rebel, are you?  He's good people.    :lmao:

nope  :-)  guess again

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« Reply #231 on: July 19, 2008, 11:49:36 PM »
Yes, I know... you were talking about that guy that lives on the OTHER side of Athens.
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« Reply #232 on: July 20, 2008, 12:00:37 AM »
Yes, I know... you were talking about that guy that lives on the OTHER side of Athens.

ol' whats his face
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« Reply #233 on: July 20, 2008, 12:06:16 AM »
Yes, I know... you were talking about that guy that lives on the OTHER side of Athens.

ol' whats his face
 :uhsure:

He don't come around no more.  Guess we're not good enough for him.   :tongue:
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« Reply #234 on: July 20, 2008, 12:26:01 AM »
Yes, I know... you were talking about that guy that lives on the OTHER side of Athens.

ol' whats his face
 :uhsure:

He don't come around no more.  Guess we're not good enough for him.   :tongue:
well dont ask me, little bug tried to call him on his bday and phone was disconnected, so I have no clue where he is...

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« Reply #235 on: July 20, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
Check this out.  :evillaugh:

[youtube=425,350]GM5zBOVwYlI[/youtube]

Hummmm methinks she's rode a pole at least once before doing the video.  :evillaugh:

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« Reply #236 on: July 20, 2008, 10:52:50 AM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see!  :cheersmate:

I actually can't imagine me doing those kind of moves.... still a girl can dream.  :-)

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« Reply #237 on: July 20, 2008, 11:05:52 AM »
Yummy.  What every girl needs... a free-standing pole.  :-)

I did not know you could do those moves on a pole. I am actually very impressed and I plan to take summer pole dance lessons. I figure I will be youtubable by New Years.

Just make sure we are the first to see!  :cheersmate:

I actually can't imagine me doing those kind of moves.... still a girl can dream.  :-)

I have faith in you. ...... And I can get you alot of Icy Hot  for all the sore spots after your done.

I am not sure if I need Icy Hot or a good balm for all those chafed areas.  :uhsure:
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« Reply #238 on: July 20, 2008, 11:06:40 AM »
Check this out.  :evillaugh:

[youtube=425,350]GM5zBOVwYlI[/youtube]

Hummmm methinks she's rode a pole at least once before doing the video.  :evillaugh:

I think you're right. I have no idea how old she is, but I would guess in her late 30s. Not too shabby.
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« Reply #239 on: July 20, 2008, 11:13:24 AM »
She's 31 and lists her occupation as "vertical dance instructor".  :lmao:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118918872
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« Reply #240 on: July 20, 2008, 11:15:16 AM »
And then there is sad reality...


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« Reply #241 on: July 20, 2008, 11:19:40 AM »
Ha ha ha!  :rotf:

That first one looked like it hurt.  :-)
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« Reply #242 on: July 20, 2008, 11:23:17 AM »
She's 31 and lists her occupation as "vertical dance instructor".  :lmao:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118918872

eek, I really was off. The YouTube was sort of grainy, I thought she looked a lot older.  :thatsright:
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« Reply #243 on: July 20, 2008, 11:25:26 AM »
She's 31 and lists her occupation as "vertical dance instructor".  :lmao:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118918872

eek, I really was off. The YouTube was sort of grainy, I thought she looked a lot older.  :thatsright:

Yeah, she does.  :(
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