Massive attention whore Omaha Steve is seeking more attention

[Eupher]

I read a post the other day from OS where he claims he's only got 5 years tops to live.

Shortened lifespan from mopping up all that puke in the floor of squad cars? That stuff can be hazardous.

[GOBUCKS]

I read a post the other day from OS where he claims he's only got 5 years tops to live.

A sixty-year-old guy, a couple hundred pounds overweight, totally sedentary.

Five years if he's lucky and has no known diseases today.

Sorry, DUmp.

He's gonna make a fool of you a couple of times a week for months.

Whine, cry, whine, and each time you'll tell him what a treasure he is.

Then he'll finally die, and you'll forget him within a week.

[Ptarmigan]

Drama Queen or Drama King?

[Chris_]

Drama Queen or Drama King?

He's probably too fat to do a tuck and hide, so I'll have to go with Drama King.

[franksolich]

He's probably too fat to do a tuck and hide, so I'll have to go with Drama King.

You know, the big guy's paramount ambition has always been to get a free ride on the disability gravy-train; he's dreamed of it for decades.

It's obvious he's feeling cheated, that Life screwed him over, because he never got it.

One might think, "Well now, he's retired on a generous pension given him by the taxpayers of Omaha, and can't possibly lack for a thing, and so that's all behind him now."

But it's not.  He still feels cheated, as if he was denied something he "deserved."

<<<knows the type.

I think it's reasonable to assume that even in luxurious retirement and ease, the big guy's going to keep scheming about ways and means to collect "disability" in one form or another; maybe he'll "slip" on one of the well-waxed floors of a shopping mall and bruise his rump.

Damn it, he deserves it.

<<<knows the type.

[tanstaafl]

You know, the big guy's paramount ambition has always been to get a free ride on the disability gravy-train; he's dreamed of it for decades.

It's obvious he's feeling cheated, that Life screwed him over, because he never got it.

One might think, "Well now, he's retired on a generous pension given him by the taxpayers of Omaha, and can't possibly lack for a thing, and so that's all behind him now."

But it's not.  He still feels cheated, as if he was denied something he "deserved."

<<<knows the type.

I think it's reasonable to assume that even in luxurious retirement and ease, the big guy's going to keep scheming about ways and means to collect "disability" in one form or another; maybe he'll "slip" on one of the well-waxed floors of a shopping mall and bruise his rump.

Damn it, he deserves it.

<<<knows the type.

Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.

But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.

[franksolich]

Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.

But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.

Whoa.  That happens too, it reduces a widow's portion?

If I were poor dear Marta, I'd taking the rolling pin out of the drawer.

[Big Dog]

Not only that, but by taking the early out from the city of Omaha, he screwed poor Marta out of some tasty retirement survivor bennies to boot.

But apparently, that's OK with OS. As long as his huge butt is somewhat covered.

Steve knows that poor Marta had been seeking love and comfort in the arms of a thinner man.

Early retirement is his way of punishing her.

A message for Marta: Duct tape fixes everything.  Everything.

[franksolich]

Steve knows that poor Marta had been seeking love and comfort in the arms of a thinner man.

Early retirement is his way of punishing her.

Two words, Marta: Duct tape.

I'm not nearly old enough to have had any personal experiences about pensions, or know the intimate problems others have with them.  The previous information's new to me.

Now, supposing the big guy would've bravely kept on working until he keeled over.

One can only speculate, knowing not the intricate details of Omaha's city pension plan, but speculate away--if he'd work until he dropped, would poor dear Marta likely get a bigger chunk of cash, either in monthly checks or in one lump sum?

If that's the case, the big guy truly is a selfish jerk.

[franksolich]

The big guy thinking only of himself, not an iota of care about poor dear Marta:

Omaha Steve (41,931 posts)   Sun Aug 24, 2014, 04:45 PM

72. Marta works in IT

 She can work from home most of the time except for a special project once in a while. She has been told she can work from home all she needs while taking care of me. So we still have some time left together. Some of it on the deck.

"is Omaha Steve about to kick the bucket?" (August 23, 2014)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97828.0

He sounds as if he's looking forward to being a burden on her, much as an infant delights in filling the diapers right when mom's really busy with something else.