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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2014, 05:50:09 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2014, 08:26:27 PM
Careful now--the DUmmies will put black beans in those.

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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2014, 09:14:13 AM »
What, no kale?
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2014, 10:11:27 AM »
Quote from: njpines on October 21, 2014, 09:14:13 AM
What, no kale?

Finely chopped cabbage and salad dressing, some olives and peanut butter.

Actually I have had brownies with peanut butter, and one memorial time when someone one put some kind of mushrooms in the mix and I was found face down in a field watching the grass grow.

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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2014, 11:18:36 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on October 18, 2014, 07:17:19 PM
After getting over the complete stupidity of putting beans in brownies I noticed the part that I've colored red.

Honey is not vegan approved? Isn't it essentially just plant nectar that's been vomited by bees?

Personally, I like bee vomit, and I'm pretty sure I like bee vomit more than I'd like bean brownies.


If you ever read the "why" of that, you'll see true stupidity on display.

http://vegetus.org/honey/honey.htm
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2014, 11:21:36 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 21, 2014, 10:11:27 AM
someone one put some kind of mushrooms in the mix and I was found face down in a field watching the grass grow.

That explains so much.

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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2014, 12:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 21, 2014, 11:21:36 AM
That explains so much.

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Oh shit, doesn't it?????  :lmao:
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 PM »
Personally, I don't have a problem with black beans in brownies.

Think of the quality of farts, for example. It's the gift that keeps on giving.  :-)
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2014, 12:28:29 PM »
For me, it raises the question of why they are eating brownies in the first place.  For me, it's sometimes nice to have a sweet snack when I am relaxing at night.  How in the world can a black bean brownie be a satisfying snack?  It defies logic.

* Edited to add that my Mom refused to cook or serve meat when I was growing up.  The only meat substitute items in the 70's came out of a can and they tasted like ass.  She still wouldn't have made black bean brownies.
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2014, 12:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
Personally, I don't have a problem with black beans in brownies.

Think of the quality of farts, for example. It's the gift that keeps on giving.  :-)

Seriously..... Beans AND chocolate???  My husband would never get out of the bathroom.
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2014, 12:42:32 PM »
Actually, I'm kind of surprised that beans is the ingredient they are discussing. Unless "beans" is a euphamism for what strain of pot they're adding.
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2014, 12:45:46 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on October 21, 2014, 12:31:57 PM
Seriously..... Beans AND chocolate???  My husband would never get out of the bathroom.

Just think of it as an exotic mole. (The stomach will catch up later!)  :lmao:
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2014, 12:46:57 PM »
Quote from: njpines on October 21, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Actually, I'm kind of surprised that beans is the ingredient they are discussing. Unless "beans" is a euphamism for what strain of pot they're adding.

George Carlin reminisced about a particularly virulent form of pot he scored once called "Toledo Window Box."

Hey, I think they've got beans in Toledo, right?  :-)
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2014, 12:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
Personally, I don't have a problem with black beans in brownies.

Think of the quality of farts, for example. It's the gift that keeps on giving.  :-)

I suppose it could be looked at as another brASS instrument to master.. The colonphone ?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZioxlZhyrM[/youtube]
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2014, 12:52:49 PM »
The "banjo" was a little flat. It's a good thing I don't have "smellavision".  :tongue:
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2014, 12:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2014, 12:52:49 PM
The "banjo" was a little flat. It's a good thing I don't have "smellavision".  :tongue:

Indeed. Between the video and the DUmmies recipe, this thread would probably be classed as a biological weapon.
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2014, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: miskie on October 21, 2014, 12:55:43 PM
Indeed. Between the video and the DUmmies recipe, this thread would probably be classed as a biological weapon.

A chemical weapon, at least. :whistling: :runaway:
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2014, 02:57:11 PM »
Good food is measured by being able to enjoy it 3 times.
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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2014, 12:47:18 AM »
I wonder how hard it would be to convince the DUmbshits to substitute pressings from the castor bean for the black beans?  Just for something different, you understand...


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Re: primitive put beans into brownies. Beans. BEANS.
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2014, 10:25:17 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 21, 2014, 01:52:40 PM
A chemical weapon, at least. :whistling: :runaway:


A weapon of mAss destruction?
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