Hippy Chick Doesn't Know What She Did Last Night

[Dori]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018665424

HipChick (11,953 posts)

I don't know what I did last night..
 
Have you ever experienced weird memory loss? I went out last night to an event, didn't have that much to drink, work up this morning and have no recollection of how I got home. I was not too worried, until I started looking for my cellphone. There was a strange voicemail message on it, from some guy I've never heard of, saying that he had come out to look for me, but I'd left already. WTF? Nothing on my call log either, just the voicemail. I checked my car this morning, it is parked perfectly straight, no dents or damage - and I would have had to navigate across 2 major highways to get home, so I was not drunk. I have no recollection of leaving the party,or how I got home.

Callmecrazy (2,004 posts)

1. Uh-huh. You're gonna stick with that story?...
 
Is this part of an alibi you're trying to establish?
Any strange smells coming from the trunk of your car?

HipChick (11,953 posts)

2. For real..
 
I had 2 glasses of wine..and a glass of water

Callmecrazy (2,004 posts)

3. Did you leave your glass unattended at any time?

HipChick (11,953 posts)

4. I was thinking about that too..
 
and I don't recall...this is bugging me out..

HipChick (11,953 posts)

8. This what I think happened..
 
I think the guy that left the message spiked the drink...I prob took off in my car, as I didn't feel good...what is scaring the crap out of me, is what would have happened if I got in an accident, because someone spiked my drink?

[JohnnyReb]

Some poor sucker is about to get accused of rape.

[JakeStyle]

Some poor sucker is about to get accused of rape.

That's what I was thinking.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Lie.  Anytime someone starts a story like that and feels compelled to use the line  "I didn't have have that much drink" is full of crap.  Been there, done that.

[JakeStyle]

Response to HipChick (Reply #8)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 09:46 AM

Star Member seabeyond (96,804 posts)
10. something very wrong. it is not a joke. i am sorry this happened, whatever "this" is.

i hope you get your answers. you feel like it is something you would like to have. know. what happened to you. i would. and it would stay forefront in the mind until i had the answers. then stay a lifetime that someone had the audacity (so much stronger, but..) .... to do this to you.

i really cannot imagine you were the driver. drugged. so. who drove? balance is not all that great, drugged and that would effect driving, i would imagine.

i am sorry this happened.

What a ****ing dingbat.

[ChuckJ]

Response to MH1 (Reply #12)Sun Sep 14, 2014, 01:44 PM
HipChick (11,956 posts)
13. I'm a very smart, street savvy person

Trust me, if this can happen to me, it can happen to anyone...even if you are acquainted with someone, still does not mean you can trust them..100%

You're posting on nutcase underground.

[Bad Dog]

I just love it when "smart" "street savvy" DUmmies get themselves in a bind.  I hope someone asks her if her butt hurt when she resumed consciousness this morning.

[Big Dog]

I just love it when "smart" "street savvy" DUmmies get themselves in a bind.  I hope someone asks her if her butt hurt when she resumed consciousness this morning.

And if she found five bucks on the bedside table.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Sure sounds like she was drugged.  What kind of 'Street-smart' involves letting a strange dude get his hand near the top of a girl's drink without her eyes solidly fixed on it?  Dude could've always been in cahoots with the bartender,  I guess, but still.

[ChuckJ]

I'm just curious as to why the number of drinks consumed is always two. You can watch the news, COPS, or whatever and see someone who is too shit-faced to stand and most of the time they'll claim they only had two drinks.

[Dori]

I'm just curious as to why the number of drinks consumed is always two. You can watch the news, COPS, or whatever and see someone who is too shit-faced to stand and most of the time they'll claim they only had two drinks.

She said it was two glasses of wine at an event.  Maybe the bottle was at the table, and someone kept filling up her glass when she wasn't paying attention or maybe she was drinking before the event.



 

[FlaGator]

There is a football team somewhere getting tested for an STD today.

[thundley4]

Wow. That almost sort of happened to me one night.  I woke up one morning not knowing how I'd gotten home or when.  Went outside and my car was no where to be found. Walked the mile or so to the bar I had been at the night before and found my car.

Turns out one of the waitresses had given me a ride home the night before. 

[freedumb2003b]

Wow. That almost sort of happened to me one night.  I woke up one morning not knowing how I'd gotten home or when.  Went outside and my car was no where to be found. Walked the mile or so to the bar I had been at the night before and found my car.

Turns out one of the waitresses had given me a ride home the night before.  :rofl:

John D. MacDonald (in his Travis McGee series) famously labelled such incidents The Black Remorses.

[ChuckJ]

I just remembered the joke below. Well, I thought it was a joke. Maybe it's a true story.

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him, “Why?” he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

[Chris_]

I just remembered the joke below. Well, I thought it was a joke. Maybe it's a true story.

Just another night in the fizzgig household.

[dane]

I went out last night to an event, didn't have that much to drink, work up this morning and have no recollection of how I got home.

An attempt to diminish the amount she drank, OR it doesn't take as much as it did previously to cause a blackout.  Either one might be a clue that it is time to stop drinking, that alcohol is causing a problem.

Denial is not uncommon in folks who don't want to admit a problem.

[BlueStateSaint]

An attempt to diminish the amount she drank, OR it doesn't take as much as it did previously to cause a blackout.  Either one might be a clue that it is time to stop drinking, that alcohol is causing a problem.

Denial is not uncommon in folks who don't want to admit a problem.

The idiot will probably wind up doing serious bodily harm to someone before it admits that.

[JohnnyReb]

Does she not remember a few hours or is it more like 24 business hours?

[Eupher]

John D. MacDonald (in his Travis McGee series) famously labelled such incidents The Black Remorses.

One of the great writers of our age -- but he never got the credit due him since his stuff was considered dimestore novels. Couldn't disagree more.

His observations of American culture done through his character McGee were way ahead of his time.

[freedumb2003b]

One of the great writers of our age -- but he never got the credit due him since his stuff was considered dimestore novels. Couldn't disagree more.

His observations of American culture done through his character McGee were way ahead of his time.

Agreed.  I read them all over and over.  His treatment of time dilation in "The Girl, the Gold Watch and Everything" was the best thought-out and scientific I have ever read (and I read Asimov, Heinlein and the rest of the SF Giants).

(/thread drift -- hehe)

[Eupher]

Is there supposed to be a component of the OP's story where a cop jumps out of bushes somewhere?    

[BlueStateSaint]

Is there supposed to be a component of the OP's story where a cop jumps out of bushes somewhere?   

Next chapter . . .

[obumazombie]

Next chapter . . .

2nd verse, same as the first.
I am amazed at how many of the patients I carry report they have only had one drink.
It's like they have a checklist in preparation for their self induced calamity...
1 drink...check
shorts...check
wife beater...check
no helmet...check
flip flops...check
recklessly operated ATV...check
date with medevac helo...check

Those single drinks they claim to imbibe must be being (self) served in large capacity containers.

[BlueStateSaint]

2nd verse, same as the first.
I am amazed at how many of the patients I carry report they have only had one drink.
It's like they have a checklist in preparation for their self induced calamity...
1 drink...check
shorts...check
wife beater...check
no helmet...check
flip flops...check
recklessly operated ATV...check
date with medevac helo...check

Those single drinks they claim to imbibe must be being (self) served in large capacity containers.

What they don't say is that the 'one drink' was a funnel of a 12-ounce Bud and 12 ounces of vodka.  (Yes, I did this some 32 years ago.  The hangover was Hell.)