Next chapter . . . 
2nd verse, same as the first.
I am amazed at how many of the patients I carry report they have only had one drink.
It's like they have a checklist in preparation for their self induced calamity...
1 drink...check
shorts...check
wife beater...check
no helmet...check
flip flops...check
recklessly operated ATV...check
date with medevac helo...check
Those single drinks they claim to imbibe must be being (self) served in large capacity containers.