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Offline ColonelCarrots

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2014, 06:20:59 AM »
I hear vintage sex toys are all the buzz.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2014, 07:06:12 AM »
MMMMM, this may have some connection  with the fad of the late 20- late 50's.   

It seemed that most bathrooms I entered as a little girl had these bright pink bags hung over the shower head  with a long tube and at the end some kind of device with lots of holes and only twice the size of a pencil.  When I asked what is that I was told it was an adult cleaning device.

To my horror in school I finally found out that these were Enema  Bags .  Then I found out the problems with holding the bag too high on a patient--------.  HA, want to hear a patent  yell, just increase the height by a foot or more.

Why and how these cleaning devices came about I suspect that after the wars without antibiotics the returning GI'S, and the woman they left behind overseas soon to die of any number of STD'S -----The old shake up a bottle of coke just was not working.



 
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2014, 08:42:48 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 10, 2014, 07:06:12 AM
MMMMM, this may have some connection  with the fad of the late 20- late 50's.   

It seemed that most bathrooms I entered as a little girl had these bright pink bags hung over the shower head  with a long tube and at the end some kind of device with lots of holes and only twice the size of a pencil.  When I asked what is that I was told it was an adult cleaning device.

To my horror in school I finally found out that these were Enema  Bags .  Then I found out the problems with holding the bag too high on a patient--------.  HA, want to hear a patent  yell, just increase the height by a foot or more.

Why and how these cleaning devices came about I suspect that after the wars without antibiotics the returning GI'S, and the woman they left behind overseas soon to die of any number of STD'S -----The old shake up a bottle of coke just was not working.



 

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2014, 11:25:02 AM »
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2014, 12:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2014, 09:38:31 PM
Who would buy used sex toys?  The mind boggles.

It depends.

What's Gina's going price?



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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2014, 01:32:19 PM »
I'll probably go to hell for this, but honestly my first thought was "Why don't you just shove them up your ass, DUmmy?"

I'll denounce myself now.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2014, 02:04:47 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on September 10, 2014, 01:32:19 PM
I'll probably go to hell for this, but honestly my first thought was "Why don't you just shove them up your ass, DUmmy?"

I'll denounce myself now.

Not so fast. I'm quite sure more than a few DUmmies were actually considering doing just that.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2014, 04:51:42 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on September 10, 2014, 01:32:19 PM
I'll probably go to hell for this, but honestly my first thought was "Why don't you just shove them up your ass, DUmmy?"

I'll denounce myself now.

Good!!  LOL! H5!
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2014, 05:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 10, 2014, 02:04:47 PM
Not so fast. I'm quite sure more than a few DUmmies were actually considering doing just that.

It does have to be said that if one were seeking to sell used sex-toys, then the DUmp is one of the places one is most likely to find buyers. Now I'll just go and vomit, before pouring bleach into my head in the hopes of forgetting what I've read.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2014, 06:10:04 PM »
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    fayhunter (113 posts)    Mon Sep 8, 2014, 11:10 PM

    Sincerely, need advice on how to sell vintage dildos

    I know that a jury will probably delete this post but I'm putting it up here because I don't think this community will humiliate me.
     
    My son was in an accident about a year ago and passed away. I immediately put his things in storage and just recently was able to dig up the emotional courage to go through and sort them out.
     
    Brad was gay, which was fine with me and the rest of his family. He also had a lot of sex toys that I found in storage, which is fine by me. That was his business.
     
    What I don't know is how I should get rid of them. There are a couple boxes of them. It's not the kind of thing you hand to a garbage man or drop off at Goodwill.
     
    I've cleaned and sterilized them all (that was a sight).* It seems to be an expensive collection. Rather than bring them to the dump, I'd like to sell them and donate the money to PFLAG. I'm not trying to sell them here. I'm just wondering if anyone knows where I can.
     
    Maybe this is pointless. But any information or ideas would be appreciated.

Out of all the places on the world wide web this person felt the DUmp was the best place to go for advice on selling fecal covered used sex toys without being humiliated. That's saying something.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2014, 06:53:33 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on September 10, 2014, 06:10:04 PM
Out of all the places on the world wide web this person felt the DUmp was the best place to go for advice on selling fecal covered used sex toys without being humiliated. That's saying something.

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2014, 06:54:48 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on September 10, 2014, 06:10:04 PM
Out of all the places on the world wide web this person felt the DUmp was the best place to go for advice on selling fecal covered used sex toys without being humiliated. That's saying something.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2014, 07:34:38 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 10, 2014, 12:01:02 PM
It depends.

What's Gina's going price?



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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2014, 09:07:53 AM »
The really sad part is when she went to the hospital to meet the doctors they had to ask her if she wanted them to pull the plug...

...twice.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #64 on: September 11, 2014, 09:29:01 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 11, 2014, 09:07:53 AM
The really sad part is when she went to the hospital to meet the doctors they had to ask her if she wanted them to pull the plug...

...twice.
Hey now, it saves funeral cost if you already have your butt plugged....the undertaker doesn't have to do it.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #65 on: September 11, 2014, 10:57:27 AM »
Please God kill this thread, Amen.   :gay:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2014, 11:04:59 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on September 11, 2014, 10:57:27 AM
Please God kill this thread, Amen.   :gay:
:lmao:  It's not like you're asking for a lot.  :lmao:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2014, 12:05:22 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on September 11, 2014, 10:57:27 AM
Please God kill this thread, Amen.   :gay:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2014, 12:46:27 PM »
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