Curmudgeoness (14,849 posts) Sun Sep 7, 2014, 09:10 PM
3. Too bad you don't know someone like me.
Although I would not have use for the cologne and aftershave, I would have no problem taking half-used shampoos, soaps, etc. Do you know anyone who is struggling financially? Every little bit helps when you have cash problems. It isn't like you are talking about half-eaten candy bars.
Here's a great idea for the DUmmy:
Put all that stuff in a box, and put the box in your car.
Drive around town.
Every time you see one of those "homeless" people panhandling at an intersection or on-ramp, give them a bottle, jar, or box of used personal care items.
Be sure to shout "You're Welcome!" at the top of your lungs when you give that bearded hobo a half-used box of Tampax. You'll really make his day!
And please, oh please, take a video of each act of kindness so we can enjoy it, too.
Come to think of it, that would be a great idea for the other DUmmy who can't figure out what to do with her dead gay son's old gay sex toys. Hobos love butt plugs!