Primitives Show off their Forensic Brilliance

[landofconfusion80]

Yeah, I'm not sure on this issue.  Haven't found information one way or another.  I'll see if I can find any more info.

Kids in the house, doesn't say anything about them being his kids.  They do get free scholarships to bump up the affirmative action at some lucky college, so there's that...

[FlippyDoo]

Rex (45,430 posts)

56. Could it be possible the bullets to the arm spun him around to face the officer

and then the last two shots hit him in the head...as he was facing the officer?

I like this one! I just think it needs to be fleshed out a bit more.

The bullet struck the angelic little cherubim in the arm and spun him around so fast that he ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. The tear in space-time propelled him into the future where he merged with his future self who went to college and obtained several PhDs. He used his education to cure all mental illness in the world. Unfortunately, the unbalance of the same individual from two different time periods occupying the same body caused his future self to expel his current self backward in time to the scene of the incident. He emerged from the continuum rip facing the officer as the officer fired the last two shots. With his future self wiped from the space-time continuum the DUmmies are stuck being mentally ill ****tards.

[Chris_]

Rex (45,430 posts)

56. Could it be possible the bullets to the arm spun him around to face the officer

and then the last two shots hit him in the head...as he was facing the officer?

That's real retarded, sir.

[vesta111]

So.....this thug, at the age of 18 years, already had fathered three children, probably destined to be on the government dole all their lives.

That's very relevant, betraying the thug had poor impulse control, poor anger management, and a record of doing really stupid, inconsiderate things, causing messes for the rest of us to take care of, clean up.

Damn.

Frank, I still cannot understand why the two men were walking in the middle of the street and when told to walk on the sidewalk by a Police Officer did not just stand aside and  do so.

Mean while what was Browns friend doing ????        Did he step aside off the street, did he perhaps egg Brown on to go bat shit on the Officer ?

This is quite the mystery, it all came down in broad daylight every eye witness saw something different, heard something different. No film of the event, just after the event with a human laying or hours in the hot sun his blood all over the road in front of the public. 

Why did it take so long for an ambulance to get to him, far as I know there was no one qualified to declare him dead. Allot of people survive a gun shot to the head and even some who are declared  dead wake up to the surprise of the Doctors.

 It does make me very uncomfortable the victim lay in the street dead for a couple of hours totally exposed before his family and friends before the Meat Wagon came to cover him up  and give him and family some dignity.

For heavens sake we do not let road kill of an animal lay in the middle of the street much less a human.

 

[JohnnyReb]

Frank, I still cannot understand why the two men were walking in the middle of the street and when told to walk on the sidewalk by a Police Officer did not just stand aside and  do so.

Because daze haz rites....and daze willst tell yuz bout dem too.

You need to move into the deep, dark south to understand the mentality of the wheel deprived minority.

[Carl]

I guess the notion of a person with his head down and arms up to grab someone while making a bull rush at them is too difficult to grasp for the cretins.

[GOBUCKS]

18 and 3 kids ??????

That's an average score for an 0bamaette but it's way behind the curve for a male thug.

He must have been half queer.

[Fourwinds]

I like this one! I just think it needs to be fleshed out a bit more.

The bullet struck the angelic little cherubim in the arm and spun him around so fast that he ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. The tear in space-time propelled him into the future where he merged with his future self who went to college and obtained several PhDs. He used his education to cure all mental illness in the world. Unfortunately, the unbalance of the same individual from two different time periods occupying the same body caused his future self to expel his current self backward in time to the scene of the incident. He emerged from the continuum rip facing the officer as the officer fired the last two shots. With his future self wiped from the space-time continuum the DUmmies are stuck being mentally ill ****tards.

Wow they really are grasping at straws aren't they?

[HawkHogan]

Rumor has it that the officer fired hollow points laced with white privilege at Mike Brown.  That might explain why the bullets magically turned.

Can anyone confirm?

[Ogre]

You would think the primitives would wait before jumping to conclusions, but then again they wouldn't be primitives would they?

It looks like the primitive narrative is sinking faster than the Duke lacrosse team allegations.

[HawkHogan]

You would think the primitives would wait before jumping to conclusions, but then again they wouldn't be primitives would they?

It looks like the primitive narrative is sinking faster than the Duke lacrosse team allegations.

Even when the facts contradict their narrative, they will just scream louder.  Just like St. Trayvon de Skittles.

[J P Sousa]

Pretzel Logic simply implies reasoning that can be considered wrong, stupid, invalid or reasoning that does not make sense.   

I think this describes the DUmmies exactly.
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[Ogre]

Even when the facts contradict their narrative, they will just scream louder.  Just like St. Trayvon de Skittles.

Yeah, they're doing a whole lot of clucking and scratching.

I wonder if they could work themselves into an even bigger....tizzy?

Tizzy is right after hand-wringing and pearl-clutching isn't it?

[JohnnyReb]

The DUmmies got one thing right.....Brown is dead.

[Delmar]

Rumor has it that the officer fired hollow points laced with white privilege at Mike Brown.  That might explain why the bullets magically turned.

Can anyone confirm?

Confirmed.

[miskie]

Hey DUmbasses -

Think about where the idiot was shot while watching this.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI42kQxZ0Zw[/youtube]

[98ZJUSMC]

So.....this thug, at the age of 18 years, already had fathered three children, probably destined to be on the government dole all their lives.

Really?  I hadn't heard that yet.  Yeesh....   

Thank you, Officer Wilson.

Yes, and good job Officer Wilson, but what the autopsy clearly shows me is that you need to shift your point of aim a scosh to the right and down slightly.  Remember, sight alignment/sight picture.   

Other than that? 

[98ZJUSMC]

Hey DUmbasses -

Think about where the idiot was shot while watching this.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI42kQxZ0Zw[/youtube]

Exactly.  He was clearly surrendering in a forward lunge.

hEwAsMurDerED!!!111!!!!  eLebIntY!!!!1111

[dandi]

You must remember that this forensic analysis is from the same people who, based on the 9/11 videos and other evidence, gave us no planes, robot planes, pod planes, hologram planes, controlled demolition, mini-nukes, Bushes in charge of WTC security, thermite, NORAD stand-downs, and who seriously questioned why the WTC buildings didn't topple over intact like a stack of Legos.

These are not rational, honest human beings.

In order to buy the DUmmy narrative on Ferguson, you have to suspend incredulity long enough to believe that a young police officer of unblemished record suddenly took it upon himself to execute a black teen for jaywalking, with multiple pistol shots, in broad daylight, with multiple witnesses present, and in an area unsympathetic to cops, to put it mildly. You are also expected to believe none of that makes any difference because all cops are psychotic racists itching from the time they put on the badge to gun down a black person.

The DUmbasses minds were made up from the moment they heard the relative colors of the principals in this case, and all the facts and arguments in hell weren't going to dissuade them. Same as with the Martin/Zimmerman case.

[RayRaytheSBS]

Rex (45,430 posts)

56. Could it be possible the bullets to the arm spun him around to face the officer

and then the last two shots hit him in the head...as he was facing the officer?

While .40 S&W (which I believe was what the officer was using) has better terminal ballistics than 9mm, it does not have the kinetic energy, nor do the wound channels appear to indicate a rotational force was applied to this criminal.

Contrary to what hollywood will tell you, bullets don't cause you to spin and fall dead instantly.  God these people's ignorance of things outside of wymin's studies and how to be a professional victim is appalling.

[SVPete]

You would think the primitives would wait before jumping to conclusions, but then again they wouldn't be primitives would they?

It looks like the primitive narrative is sinking faster than the Duke lacrosse team allegations.

Olympic class conclusion jumping and straw grasping!

[SVPete]

While .40 S&W (which I believe was what the officer was using) has better terminal ballistics than 9mm, it does not have the kinetic energy, nor do the wound channels appear to indicate a rotational force was applied to this criminal.

Contrary to what hollywood will tell you, bullets don't cause you to spin and fall dead instantly.  God these people's ignorance of things outside of wymin's studies and how to be a professional victim is appalling.

Energy = (.5)(Mass)( Velocity²), IIRC. A bullet weighing a couple of ounces is not going to move a 300 lb. stationary man (even less so that 300 lb. man running toward the gun). And a bullet does not transfer all of its energy on impact, but continues moving.

[Zathras]

So.....this thug, at the age of 18 years, already had fathered three children, probably destined to be on the government dole all their lives.

That's very relevant, betraying the thug had poor impulse control, poor anger management, and a record of doing really stupid, inconsiderate things, causing messes for the rest of us to take care of, clean up.

Damn.

Also there are pictures out there of Brown throwing gang signs. And the picture of the "memorial" had a couple items, a red Cardinals ball cap and another black cap with a red "P", in it that leads me to believe that Brown was a member of a gang affiliated with the Bloods.

[JohnnyReb]

Also there are pictures out there of Brown throwing gang signs. And the picture of the "memorial" had a couple items, a red Cardinals ball cap and another black cap with a red "P", in it that leads me to believe that Brown was a member of a gang affiliated with the Bloods.

Well, he made his mark in this world.....right in the middle of the street.....in red.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Because daze haz rites....and daze willst tell yuz bout dem too.

You need to move into the deep, dark south to understand the mentality of the wheel deprived minority.

On top of the whole entitlement mentality, he was also six-four, as big as a fridge, eighteen, on dope, and used to pushing people around to get whatever he wanted...what are the chances that the idea of 'restraint' would even flicker across his tiny little Tyrannosaurus brain when the cop hailed him?