Don't take yourself so seriously. You'll stroke out over nothing. Let me ask you, when your dog is driving the truck, are you back in the bed hopping from side to side, staring down the road at 65 mph, the wind whipping your hair, your tongue lolling out, with a huge smile fixed on your mush? I only let my dog drive the truck when we're off-road.
You got it backwards.
I am the driving dog.
Me again
On the job
Happy Birthday to me!This is, as one pundit calls it, "illustrating absurdity by being absurd."
DUmmies and their fellow Leftists believe that
imagining something is the same as
being it, and must be accepted by everyone else as whatever is imagined. To a DUmmy, a man who imagines himself to be a woman, really is one. A woman who imagines herself to be a male panther, really is a male panther. A stay-at-home
housefrau who imagines herself to be a journalist, really is one.
So, to illustrate the absurdity of the DUmmy mindset, I use an equally absurd premise.
I am a dog because I want to be a dog. Not just any dog, but a black Basset hound named Dewey...
- unless I want to be a German Shepherd who drives a truck, or a Water Spaniel Veteran of the Spanish-American War.
Whomever said "a Dog's life" was a bad thing, has never been a dog.