I'll never forget that day, Friday, May 12, 2006.
Drunken Bill had promised the primitives earlier in that week that it was all coming down on May 12, and the primitives got all agog and excited about it.
I was of course concerned, and so early in that day, Friday, I set the computer on the Drudge Report, to constantly "refresh" the page so I'd be one of the first to know when Karl Rove was indicted, and I could carry the scoop to freerepublic.
I sat at the computer for
ten hours, constantly pushing the "refresh" button.
By noon, the mouse on the computer had worn out from overuse, and I had to hurriedly install a new one (I always keep spare mice on hand).
Even by 6:00 p.m. central time, which was 7:00 p.m. eastern time, nothing had happened.
<<<has distrusted drunken Bill ever since.