Grasswipe couldn't clear her mind with a weed whacker. Too many people on the wrong side of the bell curve.
Oh now; one should cut the pie-and-jam primitive some slack.
After all, she was a great-great-grandmother at the tender age of circa 60 years.....and if one figures it out, that's one generation every twelve years. She was already barefoot and pregnant when just out of the sixth grade, and a grandmother already at one-score-and-four.
Right now, she's quibbling with her guardians--her children, her grandchildren, her great-grandchildren--about nursing homes. They think she should join her two elderly aunts, making it a jolly threesome in that nursing home, but Judy's resisting.
For social activities, her aunts' nursing home has after-supper sing-alongs on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Judy grasswire wants to go to a home where they have bingo three times a week instead.