I know I'm waiting to at least the first of the year to decide whether or not I'm going to run. It'll be a tough decision. I've already got all of this fictional spirit-guiding on my plate. Add to that, the fact that I started this pretend reporting gig, and I'm pretty swamped so I don't know if I'll even have time to campaign.
I am working on some of the planks in my platform just in case.
1) Free stuff. This will include a frank detector that will let you know if franksolich is within a 100 yard radius of you. Granted, at this time the technology does not exist to thwart frank's ninja skills, but I'm sure if enough of somebody else's money is thrown at it I'll be able to go to some tropical resort to work on the idea.
2) Limiting frank's ownership of the net. This will require frank to relinquish ownership of at least CU to someone else.
3) Force Fox News to change their name to Faux Nooz.
4) Require all TV sets to come with Faux Nooz pre-blocked with an annual $100 fee to anyone who unblocks the channel.
5) Frogmarch a bush. Yes, it will just be an azalea bush, but at least a bush will finally get frogmarched.