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paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« on: June 14, 2014, 10:57:48 AM »
Are you guy east of here supposed to get any of this?


The above's what it should be like circa 4:00 p.m. central time; I'm located in that black mark on the map.

It's supposed to dwarf the monster storm of two weeks ago.

I expect to lose my internet, so don't be disheartened if I'm not here.

That is, if one would be disheartened in the first place.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2014, 11:29:14 AM »
Scattered thunderstorms is all I have heard.  But thanks, Frank.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2014, 11:36:31 AM »
Be careful Frank.  I've heard it's supposed to be bad the next couple of days.

Anywhere you can go incase of tornados?

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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2014, 11:47:19 AM »
Quote from: Dori on June 14, 2014, 11:36:31 AM
Be careful Frank.  I've heard it's supposed to be bad the next couple of days.

Anywhere you can go incase of tornados?

According to the hourly forecast, heavy ruinous rain here in this specific tiny little area about 3:00 p.m., 6:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m., midnight, 3:00 a.m. (central time), with a whole lot else going on inbetweentimes.

<<<pretty much prepared, though.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 12:51:22 PM »
The weather came on and said not to worry. The brunt of the storm is supposed to dump on some isolated spot in Nebraska...nothing much there, just a single house. After that lone house gets washed away, the storm will be spent.

So, I'm not worried. Just a few scattered unicorns pooping Skittles.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 12:53:57 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 14, 2014, 10:57:48 AM


That looks like the graphic for a 70% chance of vampire attacks.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2014, 01:02:28 PM »
Air raid sirens just came on. All my flippant remarks may come back to haunt me...

edit to add. No, I'm a dweeb. its NOON on a Saturday. They always test sirens at this time.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2014, 01:08:22 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2014, 01:02:28 PM
edit to add. No, I'm a dweeb. its NOON on a Saturday. They always test sirens at this time.
There were no tornado sirens in my old neighborhood.  When I moved the other year and heard them go off, I thought some neighborhood kids had gotten a hand-cranked siren and were messing with it behind their house where I couldn't see. :rofl:
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2014, 01:17:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 14, 2014, 11:47:19 AM
According to the hourly forecast, heavy ruinous rain here in this specific tiny little area about 3:00 p.m., 6:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m., midnight, 3:00 a.m. (central time), with a whole lot else going on inbetweentimes.

<<<pretty much prepared, though.

Can you see any of your neighbors' property?  Are there any visual warning devices like a search light, for when a tornado siren goes off?

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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2014, 01:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2014, 12:53:57 PM
That looks like the graphic for a 70% chance of vampire attacks.
Damn -- that looks like something from Ming The Merciless (aka Carl Rove)'s Planetary Test Torture Board!



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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2014, 12:35:03 PM »
All I've gotten is scattered showers. Nothing severe in the works.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2014, 12:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 15, 2014, 12:35:03 PM
All I've gotten is scattered showers. Nothing severe in the works.

It was wild here all last night.

Two waves of storms with high winds, drenching rain, and endless lightning.

Lots of damage done, but none here, or to me.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2014, 05:31:17 PM »
That storm system is supposed to make it's way here, but a lot weaker, late tonight.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2014, 10:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 14, 2014, 01:08:22 PM
There were no tornado sirens in my old neighborhood.  When I moved the other year and heard them go off, I thought some neighborhood kids had gotten a hand-cranked siren and were messing with it behind their house where I couldn't see. :rofl:

They were all over in the St Louis area, but none here. SR says there aren't many tornados, but I read an article in our locaal lib rag that Florida ranks #1 in deaths from the tornados, mostly because of the elderly population and the number of mobile homes. You really need a weather radio here as they're not that responsible around here to have sirens.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2014, 11:00:06 PM »
Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on June 15, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
They were all over in the St Louis area, but none here. SR says there aren't many tornados, but I read an article in our locaal lib rag that Florida ranks #1 in deaths from the tornados, mostly because of the elderly population and the number of mobile homes. You really need a weather radio here as they're not that responsible around here to have sirens.
Last winter because of the cold weather, the local TV stations were giving away weather alert radios.  They don't cost much, maybe $20 or $25.  You won't get Nadin Abbot-level warnings, but I'm pretty sure her scanners are cardboard boxes with dials and knobs drawn on with permanent marker.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2014, 11:19:17 PM »
We all sound like old men and old women talking about the weather.  :-)
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2014, 11:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 15, 2014, 11:19:17 PM
We all sound like old men and old women talking about the weather.  :-)

Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2014, 12:04:07 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 15, 2014, 11:31:44 PM
Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it.
I'm doing something about it. But I feel like I'm urinating in the ocean to raise the sea level.
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Re: paging Mr Mannn, Mr. Wiggum
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2014, 04:06:06 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 16, 2014, 12:04:07 AM
I'm doing something about it. But I feel like I'm urinating in the ocean to raise the sea level.

Every little bit helps...

Oh wait; closed system...  :thatsright:
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