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Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« on: May 22, 2014, 02:20:57 AM »
Pam Dawson, a pathological liar and our 2009 DUmmy of the Year, makes up a tale about danger in the night:
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about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang


it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out. It was nice and cool-not too windy so I grabbed the e-cig and puffed on it a few minutes, then the dogs got done and we came back inside and I shut and locked the back door and shut off the lights and we all went back to bed. Around 3 AM the doorbell rings and my two boxers start getting excited. Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.

Never did find anything out of place - nothing disturbed . Looking out the front yard and across the neighborhood, we did notice a lot of security lights on that normally wouldn't be on. We decided that it was probably kids starting their summer fun. We debated about calling the police but decided there really wasn't anything to report.

Guess we will be more vigilant but not worry

really don't think anyone would break in-the dogs sound ferocious on the wrong side of the door.
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Only Pam knows what letting the dogs out at 1:30am has to do with a doorbell ringing at 3am, but none of it happened, so it doesn't matter.
And that's a couple of huge, monstrous imaginary boxers.
      

As they were doing before she left the DUmp, one of the DUmmies calls her on her ludicrous bouncy:
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1. Why did you assume it was someone who needed to be shot before suspecting it was kids?
Before she won DOTY, Pam could tell her crazy stories and never be challenged.
After her win, she couldn't catch a break. Every bouncy was attacked like this.


Sensing a loss of DUmp cred,  Pam spins one of her awkward attempts at recovery:
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2. I didn't assume anything

hubby just grabbed it. Wasn't even a shell in chamber.
We are not shoot first ask questions later...but neither are we stupid. Have been 8 drive by shootings in the last month near our neighborhood.
This sounds so much liket her embarrassing fumbles after her tale about the black student who wished she was Pam's slave.

Pam lives on Greenbriar Lane on the north side of Wichita. No Obamaites or drive-by shootings within earshot. 



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4. This story makes no logical sense. You assume the person ringing your doorbell...

Is a drive-by shooter? Under what context would that make sense? The point of a drive-by is the short window to which the shooter is exposed or seen. And then you answer the door with the suspicion that it was somehow related to the previous shootings?

And you own a home defense weapon but don't chamber a round? I by no means advocate the use of weapons in the home (or anywhere else for that matter). But if you're going to have one, you should really have one chambered.

I'm not following any of this. But what I'm really not following is why you chose to post this in the first place.
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 02:23:40 AM »
Good find.

Funny find!

Too bad for Pamela.
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 02:35:52 AM »
She said she let the dogs back in, but isn't she supposed to be a teacher or an aide? Then how can she stay up all night?

It's weird she thought she was being robbed when the doorbell rang.

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 05:37:24 AM »
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about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang


it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out. It was nice and cool-not too windy so I grabbed the e-cig and puffed on it a few minutes, then the dogs got done and we came back inside and I shut and locked the back door and shut off the lights and we all went back to bed. Around 3 AM the doorbell rings and my two boxers start getting excited. Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.

Never did find anything out of place - nothing disturbed . Looking out the front yard and across the neighborhood, we did notice a lot of security lights on that normally wouldn't be on. We decided that it was probably kids starting their summer fun. We debated about calling the police but decided there really wasn't anything to report.

Guess we will be more vigilant but not worry

really don't think anyone would break in-the dogs sound ferocious on the wrong side of the door.

They patrolled the levels of their home.
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 05:52:55 AM »
The point of Pams stupid story was to make sure the primitives know that she lives in a 2 story house with a big back yard and two large dogs while most of the other DUmbasses are only a few days removed from being homeless.

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 06:28:18 AM »
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1. Why did you assume it was someone who needed to be shot before suspecting it was kids?

Omg! Why do you assume someone ringing a doorbell at 3am is all sunshine???

They really deserve whatever comes their way evil. :mental:






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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2014, 06:47:19 AM »
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.......Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.

Looks to me like Tubby is a nutter.

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 08:18:25 AM »
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3. My two litle Shi-Tzus are my doorbell

In Tucson, I spend most of my time on the back patio where I can't hear the doorbell but if anyone walks up the driveway. they let me know. My Les Bear 1911 pretty much insures that you don't ring my bell at 3:30 AM..

So, with his $2500.00+ match grade 45 cal. fully loaded automatic pistol, we must conclude that
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2014, 08:26:29 AM »
I knew it wasn't going to go well for her when she mentioned the pistol.  This is a trigger word that the DUmmies need to be warned against in the syllabus. 

ChuckJ, I laughed at that too.  The various levels of her home.  :lmao:

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2014, 08:49:14 AM »
Now wait a minute.

Isn't Pamela's husband legally blind?

That's not quite the same thing as being blind, period, but I suspect it means he doesn't have very good eyesight.

How come he's handling the gun, instead of her?

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 08:51:25 AM »
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2. I didn't assume anything

hubby just grabbed it. Wasn't even a shell in chamber.
We are not shoot first ask questions later...but neither are we stupid. Have been 8 drive by shootings in the last month near our neighborhood.

So essentially he grabbed a hammer. DUmb ass.
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 08:53:20 AM »
Question: How long before the twin DUnces Hoyt and onehandle educate us on the small size of Tubby and OffWithTheirHeads manhood?
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 10:58:43 AM »
I knew it wasn't going to go well for her when she mentioned the pistol.  This is a trigger word that the DUmmies need to be warned against in the syllabus. 

ChuckJ, I laughed at that too.  The various levels of her home.

Remember during her DOTY heyday she once claimed to host a family reunion. She said her home was five stories and had room to sleep fifty people.

Pam is oblivious to Google Earth and Zillow, and to the fact that she gave us her address on Greenbriar Lane there in Wichita.
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Her house is a typical mid-70s split level starter. It has five levels only if you count the basement, the unfinished attic, and the roof.

And yes, the purpose of her bouncy is to brag about having a multi-story house, with a yard, and the two largest imaginary boxer dogs in existence, not to mention being able to afford a Glock, an e-cig, and a doorbell.

And the Glock is justified for DUmp cred purposes by imagining eight, count 'em, eight drive-by shootings in her whitebread neighborhood.

I would love for Pam to gear up to her 2008-2009 performance level, but doubt it's possible.

There is so much envy and hatred at the DUmp toward any DUmmy who captures a DOTY title, they would eat her alive.

nadin is insulated somewhat by her band of sycophants and sock puppets, but even she feels the wrath of DOTY envy, even from decent and civilized people.

Otherwise she would be a three-time defending champion.

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2014, 11:03:24 AM »
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 11:18:30 AM »
Les Bear?  Iss that some sort of French ursine?  You would think that if they are going to lie about having a custom 1911 they would at least learn how to spell the company's name.

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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 01:35:56 PM »
Pam has murder in mind and this is just a setup for the vile deed to come. Is she planning on offing her dear husband like the Blade Runner did to his girl friend?

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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2014, 01:37:52 PM »
Pam has murder in mind and this is just a setup for the vile deed to come. Is she planning on offing her dear husband like the Blade Runner did to his girl friend?







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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 01:42:03 PM »
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It has five levels only if you count the basement, the unfinished attic, and the roof.

Couldn't a sidewalk count as a "level?"

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« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2014, 01:50:00 PM »
Pam's "levels" remind me of Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld.

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JERRY: What are you doing?

KRAMER: Levels.

JERRY: Levels?

KRAMER: Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You

know, like ancient Egypt.
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2014, 02:20:18 PM »
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about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang


it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out.
is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?
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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2014, 02:26:47 PM »
is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?

That explains the teenagers running away.
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2014, 06:07:17 PM »
is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?

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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2014, 06:22:12 PM »
My only suggestion for Pam and her husband is if the doorbell rings at 3am and they open the door to find a flaming paper bag, stomp the crap outta that thing.

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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2014, 06:24:21 PM »
That explains the teenagers running away.

Let's see, anyone ringing a doorbell after dark and all lights are out or the phone rings in the middle of the night can have many causes.    Cops come to deliver bad news, hospital telling you bad news but home invasioners seldom ring the door bell. 

So where were the dogs and who would try to get inside with not one but two big dogs barking.I can see if perhaps when Pam let her dogs out at 1:30 am the dogs ran the fence barking at a rabbit or cat.  The neighbors getting sick of the dogs waking them up every night waited an hour or so then ran over to ring their door bell just to wake them up. Tit for Tat.


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Re: Pam Spins An Awful Bouncy - Reminiscent Of Her DOTY Days
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2014, 07:18:11 PM »
I'm not even picking up that she lives in a split-level, it looks like a ranch to me .