I knew it wasn't going to go well for her when she mentioned the pistol. This is a trigger word that the DUmmies need to be warned against in the syllabus.
ChuckJ, I laughed at that too. The various levels of her home.
Remember during her DOTY heyday she once claimed to host a family reunion. She said her home was five stories and had room to sleep fifty people.
Pam is oblivious to Google Earth and Zillow, and to the fact that she gave us her address on Greenbriar Lane there in Wichita.
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Her house is a typical mid-70s split level starter. It has five levels only if you count the basement, the unfinished attic, and the roof.
And yes, the purpose of her bouncy is to brag about having a multi-story house, with a yard, and the two largest imaginary boxer dogs in existence, not to mention being able to afford a Glock, an e-cig, and a doorbell.
And the Glock is justified for DUmp cred purposes by imagining eight, count 'em, eight drive-by shootings in her whitebread neighborhood.
I would love for Pam to gear up to her 2008-2009 performance level, but doubt it's possible.
There is so much envy and hatred at the DUmp toward any DUmmy who captures a DOTY title, they would eat her alive.
nadin is insulated somewhat by her band of sycophants and sock puppets, but even she feels the wrath of DOTY envy, even from decent and civilized people.
Otherwise she would be a three-time defending champion.