Fat Chicks and Moisture Wicking Clothes

[mamacags]

As we have all learned here, fat chicks are sweaty and smell like bologna.   So today I go to Walmart because I want to buy a bunch of moisture wicking outfits for vacation.  I sweat a lot but I wanted them mostly so I don't have to walk around all soggy after water rides at Dollywood.  So every single section of the store has moisture wicking outfits EXCEPT the fat chicks section.  DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT WE NEED IT THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE ON EARTH!?!??!?!  So I went to the store manager who I know pretty well and confront him with the discrimination.  He looked at me and rolled his eyes.   So, instead of looking like a sweaty fat chick on vacation I will look like a sweaty fat feminine looking man in my man clothes!

OHhhhhhhhh, and don't even get me started on trying to find the non-sweaty ass underwear for fat asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I was this ~~><~~ close to having to buy a thong so my ass didn't get all sweaty all day.  Thank God underneath some regular size 14 granny style underwear I found some non-sweaty ass underwear in my size!!!!! WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!!  My daughter was with me and said that there was no way my husband was going to want to see anyone in a thong because they are "gross and show your butt".  I love her innocence.

 So now I am all set in head to toe (excluding boobies since I can't find any moisture wicking non-sweaty boobies) bras.  I am sure someone has them.  Maybe they sell them in the men's section for fat guys with moobs?  Worst comes to worst I will just go without.  That along with the white moisture wicking outfits I bought will ensure I get to ride all by myself on all of the water rides I can!!!!!  I will post pictures as soon as I get home!  I know you are all anxious to see them.

[jtyangel]

This is dangerously close to cryin in your beer. If you post pics in it soon, you will be redeemed. 

Have fun!

[Schadenfreude]

All I know is it when I am shopping for clothes.... it doesn't matter what I want, they have every size but my size available. That's my very sad shopping story.

Have fun mama! Can't wait to see the pics.

[CactusCarlos]

As we have all learned here, fat chicks are sweaty and smell like bologna.

Not you.  I bet you smell like a wonderful Sardinian prociutto. 

 

[Lord Undies]

Why dont'cha buy a bunch of dress shields and sew them together.  You could become a new designer!   

[Lord Undies]

As we have all learned here, fat chicks are sweaty and smell like bologna.

Not you.  I bet you smell like a wonderful Sardinian prociutto. 

 

Either way, aerosol cheese deodorant would go well.  :innocent:

[DixieBelle]

Well I'd like to beat up the little emo fags who take all of the pants in my size! Damned nancyboys with their eyeliner and tightass girl pants. 

On a serious note, have you looked online? What about sporting goods stores?

I remember a company that sold something called Coolmax. A friend of mine sent some to her guy in Iraq.

Champion brand can be found at Target and I know they make sports bras.

And I remember something called "Duo-dry" - not sure if that's a separate brand or Champion.

Underarmour is at sporting goods stores but it's expensive.

[asdf2231]

Just walk around with the milkbags hanging' free and file a lawsuit if they tell ya different!

You have a RIGHT to be comfy and not have to worry about moisture whicking!

In fact I have been an advocate of topless women's rights for years.

Power to the PEOPLE!!!!!!

 

[mamacags]

Dixie I tried all of the stores around here.  They seriously even have that stuff for toddlers but nothing at all for fat chicks.  It is weird.

CC doggonit I hate prociutto! BARF  I would rather eat a paper towel.  I smell like a wonderful salt cured ham or even better yet a brown sugar cured ham. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll

[Lord Undies]

Dixie I tried all of the stores around here.  They seriously even have that stuff for toddlers but nothing at all for fat chicks.  It is weird.

CC doggonit I hate prociutto! BARF  I would rather eat a paper towel.  I smell like a wonderful salt cured ham or even better yet a brown sugar cured ham. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll

Whaaaa?  No slaps for me?  I was being horrible up there.  :innocent:

[mamacags]

Well two things there Undies...

A. I have seriously considered using minipads from head to toe to sop up the sweat so dress shields are kinda lower on the gross scale than that.

2.  The thought of having aerosol cheese deodorant made me hungry

[Lord Undies]

Well two things there Undies...

A. I have seriously considered using minipads from head to toe to sop up the sweat so dress shields are kinda lower on the gross scale than that.

2.  The thought of having aerosol cheese deodorant made me hungry

P. You're just as weird as I am so you had no room to complain.  Got'cha! :thumbsup:

[RobJohnson]

Dixie I tried all of the stores around here.  They seriously even have that stuff for toddlers but nothing at all for fat chicks.  It is weird.

CC doggonit I hate prociutto! BARF  I would rather eat a paper towel.  I smell like a wonderful salt cured ham or even better yet a brown sugar cured ham. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll

You smell good enough to eat.  :innocent:

[VivisMom]

I feel you, mamacags. It sucks when they make UnderArmor in size quadruple X for men, but don't even make a decent XL for women. I'm sorry...if the bust measurement for a women's XL is less than 45", there is a PROBLEM with your SIZE CONVERSIONS!

/rant

Anyway, the bra issue. I know Lane Bryant makes sports bras, but I don't know how well they do with the whole moisture-wicking thing. I know I sweat a lot under the girls, so I just use baby powder or Gold Bond or the like, and it helps.

They make non-sweaty undies for fatties??? This I would like to see. I usually wear just plain cotton ones when I want to keep my fat ass cool.

And you know why they don't make that stuff for us fatties, right? Because fat chicks don't go out and exercise or have fun...all we do is sit on the couch and eat.

[RobJohnson]

And you know why they don't make that stuff for us fatties, right? Because fat chicks don't go out and exercise or have fun...all we do is sit on the couch and eat.

 

[NHSparky]

Hmmmm...m'kay.  You're looking for useful, comfortable, well-designed clothes at Wal-Mart.

Uh, no.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

This is dangerously close to cryin in your beer. If you post pics in it soon, you will be redeemed. 

Have fun!

Crying in your beer? More like puking in your breakfast! lol

[mamacags]

Hmmmm...m'kay.  You're looking for useful, comfortable, well-designed clothes at Wal-Mart.

Uh, no.

Walmart actually has a very large selection for fat chicks.  The only other place around here that comes close is JCPenney.  It is even worse for really tall/big guys.  My hubby is not so much fat as he is just football player big.  There is only one store in this area where he can buy dress shirts and pants for work.  Plus I didn't want to look like a fashion statement as much as I wanted to be comfortable and dry.

[mamacags]

This is dangerously close to cryin in your beer. If you post pics in it soon, you will be redeemed. 

Have fun!

Crying in your beer? More like puking in your breakfast! lol

You know you were all like "OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mamacags let me rub your belly and fat rollssssssssss!!!  Ohhhhhh baby I loves me some fat chicks!!!!!!1"  Your feign at nausea doesn't fool anyone.

[Lord Undies]

Hmmmm...m'kay.  You're looking for useful, comfortable, well-designed clothes at Wal-Mart.

Uh, no.

I buy everyday clothes at Wal-Mart.  I find them useful, comfortable, and designed to expectation - and inexpensive.  

My favorite Big Bright Yellow Shirt was purchased at Wal-Mart off a clearance rack for $3.00.  It is made from petroleum byproducts.  It's soft as a baby's butt.  It doesn't shrink.  It hasn't lost one shade of its vibrant color, and it would take a blow torch to put a hole in it.  

I got grease on it the other day.  I put it in the kitchen sink and sprayed it down with Clorox Kitchen Cleaner.  It's good as new.  It was the best three buck I ever invested.  

[mamacags]

I feel you, mamacags. It sucks when they make UnderArmor in size quadruple X for men, but don't even make a decent XL for women. I'm sorry...if the bust measurement for a women's XL is less than 45", there is a PROBLEM with your SIZE CONVERSIONS!

/rant

Anyway, the bra issue. I know Lane Bryant makes sports bras, but I don't know how well they do with the whole moisture-wicking thing. I know I sweat a lot under the girls, so I just use baby powder or Gold Bond or the like, and it helps.

They make non-sweaty undies for fatties??? This I would like to see. I usually wear just plain cotton ones when I want to keep my fat ass cool.

And you know why they don't make that stuff for us fatties, right? Because fat chicks don't go out and exercise or have fun...all we do is sit on the couch and eat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! My BFF Bri just sent me a link http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail  type in Breezies in the search site.  They have tons of moisture wicking bras and undies for almost every size!!!!!  OH HAPPY DAY OH HAPPY DAY!!!!

Oh and we don't have any friends because our smell and cheese chunks gross them out too badly.  I have to admit I did get to sit on the couch yesterday for almost 2 hours while watching a movie.

[RobJohnson]

Hmmmm...m'kay.  You're looking for useful, comfortable, well-designed clothes at Wal-Mart.

Uh, no.

Walmart actually has a very large selection for fat chicks.  The only other place around here that comes close is JCPenney.  It is even worse for really tall/big guys.  My hubby is not so much fat as he is just football player big.  There is only one store in this area where he can buy dress shirts and pants for work.  Plus I didn't want to look like a fashion statement as much as I wanted to be comfortable and dry.

I have to have dress shirts for work. It's hard finding clothes, and alot of the shirts are "too short"...my new town only has a walmart, no other chains....so I shop online alot, ebay is great for this....but I have found the "Edwards" brand of shirts (used alot by uniform companies) have some great wash and wear oxford shirts that work out great...I ordered the last ones from http://www.affordableworkwear.com/  (Free shipping if you spend $100)

I must admit, I look pretty sharp at work. 

At different jobs I have needed specific colors, and Men's Warehouse only sells long sleeved shirts, then you have to pay for them to be tailored into short sleeves,  then you pray they get it right or you have to make an extra trip...ends up being about sixty bucks a shirt for some light weight pieces of crap...LOL....

Hope this helps.

[Airwolf]

Well I'd like to beat up the little emo fags who take all of the pants in my size! Damned nancyboys with their eyeliner and tightass girl pants. 

On a serious note, have you looked online? What about sporting goods stores?

I remember a company that sold something called Coolmax. A friend of mine sent some to her guy in Iraq.

Champion brand can be found at Target and I know they make sports bras.

And I remember something called "Duo-dry" - not sure if that's a separate brand or Champion.

Underarmour is at sporting goods stores but it's expensive.

Wal-Mart and Target have their own line of clothes that compete wit hthe Underarmour line and its about half what they UA line cost. Cool Max is very good stuff. I have a pair of their water proof socks and the ywork great. I got them after geting tired of walking around in the woods and having to cross streams and small areas of water while out on patrols in the National Guard. I found out that one draw back was that if the water was ice cold that it wouldn't stop your feet from freezing.

[VivisMom]

I feel you, mamacags. It sucks when they make UnderArmor in size quadruple X for men, but don't even make a decent XL for women. I'm sorry...if the bust measurement for a women's XL is less than 45", there is a PROBLEM with your SIZE CONVERSIONS!

/rant

Anyway, the bra issue. I know Lane Bryant makes sports bras, but I don't know how well they do with the whole moisture-wicking thing. I know I sweat a lot under the girls, so I just use baby powder or Gold Bond or the like, and it helps.

They make non-sweaty undies for fatties??? This I would like to see. I usually wear just plain cotton ones when I want to keep my fat ass cool.

And you know why they don't make that stuff for us fatties, right? Because fat chicks don't go out and exercise or have fun...all we do is sit on the couch and eat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! My BFF Bri just sent me a link http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail  type in Breezies in the search site.  They have tons of moisture wicking bras and undies for almost every size!!!!!  OH HAPPY DAY OH HAPPY DAY!!!!

Oh and we don't have any friends because our smell and cheese chunks gross them out too badly.  I have to admit I did get to sit on the couch yesterday for almost 2 hours while watching a movie.

Those bras look pretty comfy. The panties...I can't find a size chart with measurements in inches, which bugs me.

You ONLY sat for two hours? God, what kind of fatty are you??? :P

[jtyangel]

I feel you, mamacags. It sucks when they make UnderArmor in size quadruple X for men, but don't even make a decent XL for women. I'm sorry...if the bust measurement for a women's XL is less than 45", there is a PROBLEM with your SIZE CONVERSIONS!

/rant

Anyway, the bra issue. I know Lane Bryant makes sports bras, but I don't know how well they do with the whole moisture-wicking thing. I know I sweat a lot under the girls, so I just use baby powder or Gold Bond or the like, and it helps.

They make non-sweaty undies for fatties??? This I would like to see. I usually wear just plain cotton ones when I want to keep my fat ass cool.

And you know why they don't make that stuff for us fatties, right? Because fat chicks don't go out and exercise or have fun...all we do is sit on the couch and eat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! My BFF Bri just sent me a link http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail  type in Breezies in the search site.  They have tons of moisture wicking bras and undies for almost every size!!!!!  OH HAPPY DAY OH HAPPY DAY!!!!

Oh and we don't have any friends because our smell and cheese chunks gross them out too badly.  I have to admit I did get to sit on the couch yesterday for almost 2 hours while watching a movie.

You know, gals, this is getting old. If you really feel like you want to play bait and bully, go open another fight club thread. Seriously!

Edit to add that this doesn't apply to the general discussion contained inside, just the taunts harkening back to a former fight club thread.