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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2014, 06:36:23 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 10, 2014, 06:00:26 AM
You shave a whistle?

That explains the phrase, "slick as a whistle"!
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2014, 07:00:29 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 10, 2014, 06:00:26 AM
You shave a whistle?

Yeh that's why I say "blow me"
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2014, 07:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 10, 2014, 07:00:29 AM
Yeh that's why I say "blow me"

As Lauren Bacall said, "You just put your lips together, and blow".
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2014, 07:57:10 AM »
Schick Quattro -- it seems to be the only one that's able to remove the hair, um, down there . .  .
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2014, 09:05:06 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 10, 2014, 07:57:10 AM
Schick Quattro -- it seems to be the only one that's able to remove the hair, um, down there . .  .

I'll take the round, guys . . .

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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2014, 09:12:01 AM »
Norelco electric. Unfortunately, my wife discovered it's ability to shave very, very well. I never knew just how quickly "down there" could dull blades.  :panic:
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2014, 09:30:26 AM »
I allow weasels to gnaw on the hairy area on my chin and neck.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2014, 11:39:14 AM »
Used to "dry shave" with a Mach 3.  Used to go through a cartridge in about 3 shaves.  :whatever:

For Christmas, the hawtest woman on the planet went to The Art of Shaving and got me their starter kit - a badger hair brush, jar of shave cream, pre-shave essential oils, and after shave balm.  Now, shaving 3x a week, I get a cleaner shave faster (I'm not spending as long knocking stubble clogs out of the blades) and my cartridges will last 3-4 weeks, on average.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2014, 12:09:30 PM »
Nice Beaver.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2014, 12:11:37 PM »
Something I haven't seen in a long, long time, a brush and shaving mug. My dad had one when I was a kid. Him and mom saved or used up everything including little bits of the leftover bars of soap...smaller than those motel bars. Those small pieces went in his shaving mug and he whipped up shaving cream from them with the brush.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2014, 06:16:08 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 10, 2014, 12:11:37 PM
Something I haven't seen in a long, long time, a brush and shaving mug. My dad had one when I was a kid. Him and mom saved or used up everything including little bits of the leftover bars of soap...smaller than those motel bars. Those small pieces went in his shaving mug and he whipped up shaving cream from them with the brush.

My dad always used a shaving brush and mug (miss him)
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2014, 06:40:34 PM »
I slap my face with hot water and use a disposable. Haven't used shaving creme in 30+ years.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2014, 06:51:17 PM »
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2014, 07:32:43 PM »
Quote from: njpines on April 10, 2014, 07:57:10 AM
Schick Quattro -- it seems to be the only one that's able to remove the hair, um, down there . .  .



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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2014, 08:14:20 AM »
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2014, 04:12:06 PM »
Burma Shave !
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2014, 04:29:43 PM »
Then my dad would use Electric Shave . . .by Mennon (didn't matter if he used his electric razor or brush/soap/safety razor). Always had a styptic pen around too. That sure came in handy when I would nick my leg as a teen -- stung but stopped the bleeding quickly. If he was going somewhere "fancy", he'd break out the Old Spice  :-)
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2014, 11:24:07 PM »
I have a really heavy beard, I go through disposables like it's cool.  I think the safety razor it's the best solution.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2014, 11:37:59 PM »
Gillete Fusion Pro Glide. Only way to go. Honestly the smoothest shave I've ever had, and the razors last quite a while. They should with how expensive they are. 9.97 for a pack of 4 I think it is. I go with the cooling shave gel, too. Also get that hot scrub for before shaving and the cooling gell for after. Lasts quite a while though, so the expense is only occasional.


Quote from: Gina on April 09, 2014, 10:22:19 PM
I use a Venus razor. It lasts about 5 shaves fir me abs that's pits, legs, and  :whistling: so it stays pretty sharp.  They run at Costco $27 for I think 10

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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2014, 04:02:50 AM »
A machete.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2014, 08:41:07 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 10, 2014, 07:57:10 AM
Schick Quattro -- it seems to be the only one that's able to remove the hair, um, down there . .  .

You've been in rare form lately, miss naughty...   :naughty:   :-)
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2014, 08:42:53 AM »
Barbasol and whatever cheap-ass disposable razor comes out of the last package of them I bought last time I needed some - AAFES, Wal-Mart, Schick, whatever...
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2014, 08:49:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 12, 2014, 08:42:53 AM
Barbasol and whatever cheap-ass disposable razor comes out of the last package of them I bought last time I needed some - AAFES, Wal-Mart, Schick, whatever...

That's how I found the razors I like. I bought the cheapies; I really liked the shave from the Wilkinson Sword Extra II, so I stuck with them. They are something like $5.50 for four.
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Re: What do you men shave with?
« Reply #49 on: April 14, 2014, 07:23:20 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 12, 2014, 08:41:07 AM
You've been in rare form lately, miss naughty...   :naughty:   :-)

Was wonderin' when you'd show up . . .  :-*   O-)  :-)
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