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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2014, 08:26:36 PM »
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2014, 06:19:15 AM »
Inquiring DUmpmonkey wants to know.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2014, 06:28:14 AM »
The suspense is killing me.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2014, 07:48:54 AM »
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Why is she posting on the DUmp rather than hiking it to the damn interview?  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I never rely on anyone else to give me directions. I take time beforehand and plan my route.  How crazy.  Guess she can always blame someone else doing it her way.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2014, 11:08:34 AM »
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The directions I got online to my interview is wrong!

Spoken like a communications major and political consultant!

Seems to me that online directions from one place to another are probably more reliable than Amber's ability to read them.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2014, 12:03:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 09, 2014, 11:08:34 AM
Spoken like a communications major and political consultant!

Seems to me that online directions from one place to another are probably more reliable than Amber's ability to read them.

What happened was, it was the printers fault.  The printer printed all the directions on the WRONG side of the paper.  She had to hold the paper up to the light to read the directions but that made it all backwards.  She was doing a miraculous job of just getting to where she did!  Don't judge her until you've printed a thousand directions out on her printer and tried to follow them!!!

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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2014, 12:09:56 PM »
I make a practice run for job interviews, if I'm not familiar with the area. 

GOBUCKS, that's what I thought too, about the Dept. of Education.  Of course that's not where they come from.  But, it's typical in their thinking that all needs come from the font of government. 

I'm enjoying this saga immensely. 
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2014, 12:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 09, 2014, 12:09:56 PM
I make a practice run for job interviews, if I'm not familiar with the area. 

GOBUCKS, that's what I thought too, about the Dept. of Education.  Of course that's not where they come from.  But, it's typical in their thinking that all needs come from the font of government. 

I'm enjoying this saga immensely. 

I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2014, 04:14:19 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 09, 2014, 12:26:52 PM
I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.

Possible jobs:

A pimp looking to increase his stable of prostitutes.   
A drug cartel looking for drug mules
A convenient store on the bad side of town
A no tell motel looking for a desk clerk
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2014, 04:45:12 PM »
My bet is a call center.

Tucson must be loaded with call centers, to take advantage of low-cost illegal mexicans, indians, and vagrants like Amber.

After a few years experience, Amber could take over for Rachel at cardmember services.
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2014, 04:54:34 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 09, 2014, 12:26:52 PM
I bet she didn't actually even have a job interview.

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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2014, 05:13:36 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 09, 2014, 04:45:12 PM
My bet is a call center.

Tucson must be loaded with call centers, to take advantage of low-cost illegal mexicans, indians, and vagrants like Amber.

After a few years experience, Amber could take over for Rachel at cardmember services.

Hello... my name Amber.   :rotf:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Y6QcxhiD8[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXo17m5gMw[/youtube]
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2014, 05:49:23 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on April 09, 2014, 05:13:36 PM

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXo17m5gMw[/youtube]


An alternate script for that commercial would begin with:

"My dear Amber, this is Calpig!  I need my card replaced!"

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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2014, 06:18:48 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on April 09, 2014, 05:49:23 PM
An alternate script for that commercial would begin with:

"My dear Amber, this is Calpig!  I need my card replaced!"



 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Amber inspired!!! Ooops!  You not pay bill. No credit card for you!!!!!
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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2014, 11:54:27 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on April 09, 2014, 06:18:48 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Amber inspired!!! Ooops!  You not pay bill. No credit card for you!!!!!

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Re: Amber is ready to move on to the next stage (job interview alert!!!)
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2014, 12:55:35 AM »
So, $10.00/hr and all the cash she can find stuffed in donation envelopes. Got it.
Now all we have to do is find a way for LFR to not even be present to earn the hourly rate.
Failing that at least find a way for her to sleep or perform some other unproductive tasks that may be to her liking while on the clock.
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